Hello again, but Ino's dare was sooo freakin' hard to figure out. I couldn't figure out ANYTHING for Ino...I practically went brain dead. But, I got an idea from Shadowtiger21, so thank you Shadowtiger21 for that. I probably wouldn't be updating so quickly if not for that. If you people reading this have ideas for anybody in this, feel free to tell me. So yeah, it's Ino's turn and it's a dare...so enjoy! :)
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Previously
"It's my turn." he said, grabbing the bottle as everyone sat back in a circle. "It's gonna be a Dare." He spun it.
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Spin...Stop. It landed on...Ino.
Present
Ino smirked. It was about time it was her turn, and to make it even better, it was her Sasuke-kun that was dareing her to do something. She was hoping it was something to do with him.
Sasuke wasn't as happy as Ino was though. Ino was one of the last people he wasnted it to land on. He hated Ino. He completely hated her. She was a annoying fangirl. Thats all she was to him. (I have nothing against Ino.)
Sakura wasn't too happy either. Why did it have to land on her!? It should have landed on me! oh well, Sasuke wouldn't dare her to do something with him...right?
Sasuke sighed. "Uh...ok? Um...? Let's see...?" Sasuke said as everyone stared at him. Ino smiled sweetly at him. "Take your time, Sasuke-kun. I have all day!" she said. Sakura frowned. "You may have all day, but the rest of us would like to get to our dares." Sakura said, and everyone (Nope, Neji is STILL part dead!) nodded their heads in agreement.
Ugh. Now they're going to make me hurry...wonderful. Sasuke thought. Naruto looked at Sasuke, leaned over(he was sitting next to Sasuke) and whispered, "Make her do something really embarrassing. Give her what she deserves!" Naruto Smiled and Sasuke raised an eyebrow.
"Remember the time she jumped on you," Naruto said.
F B (Flash Back)
"SASUKE-KUN!" Ino shouted, jumped on Sasukes back, and Kissed his cheek.
"then there was the time she pushed me in a river to hug you,"
"Sasuke-Kun!" Ino yelled, pushed Naruto away, causing him to fall into the water, and hugged a annoyed Sasuke.
"and the time she got in a fight with Sakura and stole your first woman kiss,"
"Oh please, Pig, Sasuke-kun loves me more!" Sakura exclaimed. Ino frowned. "No, he loves me more, billboard!" Ino replied, then smirked. She turned and ran over to Sasuke, who was talking to Naruto, grabbed his collar and Kissed him...hard...ew...SasuIno moment...OMG WHERE THE CRAP DID THAT COME FROM! EW! EW! EW! my writing is tainted!
Naruto and Sasuke shuddered. "And the time she tried to hold your hand,"
"Hi, Sasuke-kun!" Ino said, grabbing Sasukes hand.
"then the time she-"
"Alright Naruto," Sasuke whispered. "I get it, I have to get Ino back for jumping on me, hugging me, kissing me, and holding my hand. But I have no idea as to what this dare is going to be. Do you have any ideas?" Naruto nodded, a wide smirk covering his face. "I have the perfect idea as to what you can dare-"
"What are you two whispering about?" Sakura asked, cutting Naruto off. Naruto and Sasuke looked at her, and realized everyone was staring at them.
"Uhhhh..." Naruto said stupidly. Sasuke glared at him from the corner of his eyes.
Ugh...I got nothing for Ino. Naruto, your dare had better be good. Sasuke thought, and sighed. "We were talking about Ino's dare." Sasuke said calmly. Naruto nodded stupidly. Sakura raised an eyebrow.
CHA! IF NARUTO HAS AN IDEA THEN INO-PIG WILL BE HUMILIATED! MWHAHAH! Inner Sakura shouted.
A wide grin spread across Sakuras face as Ino frowned. "That's not fair! Sasuke-kun can think of a dare on his own, Naruto!" Ino growled as Naruto whispered something in Sasukes ear. Sasuke blinked, then turned his head to face naruto. "That's actually not a bad idea..." he said, still blinking. Naruto smiled. "I know!"
Ino turned pale. If it was an idea of Narutos...it wasn't going to end well. Sakura knew this also, and so did everyone else, and they all knew it wasn't going to end well for Ino...
"What does the pid have to do!?" Sakura asked scooting closer to the two boys. Sasuke turned at looked at Ino. "I'll tell you what you have to do when we get there."
"Were is there, exactly?" Ino asked. Sasuke ignored her, and got up, along with Naruto and the others(Neji was being dragged again by Tenten), and walked out the door and out side. Ino stood there, Shikamaru by her side. She blinked, and frowned.
Shikamaru frowned. This is going to be troublesome...but if Ino is hurt in anyway, Sasuke is getting his ass handed to him. Shika thought. Strong words for someone so lazy. All in truth, Shikamaru had a crush on Ino, no matter how troublesome she was and no matter how much she liked Sasuke, he liked her. Love is just too damn troublesome these days...
Ino shook her head and began to walk out the door and follow the others, and Shikamaru, slowly, followed her.
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They walked through the village a bit, until Sasuke stopped. He turned around and faced the group. "Ok, Ino?"
"Yes?" she asked, unsure as she stared at naruto's grinning face.
"you see that pole over there?" Sasuke said, point to the right. And since I'm the author, I can do what ever I want in this story, so at the corner of the street they were on, was a random pole, cuz I said so.
"Y-yeah..." Ino said, really unsure now. Shikamaru frowned. This was going to be very troublesome.
"Ino...I dare you to pole dance on that pole for five whole minutes."
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"SAY WHAT!?" Ino shouted. "ARE YOU CRAZY SASUKE!? PEOPLE WILL SEE ME!"
"Thats why we're in public, and remember, this is narutos idea, and Im going with it." Sasuke said, and naruto gave a proud grin.
Everyones jaws were practically on the ground. Ino...had to...pole dance? This was certainly going to end up on YouTube.
Shikamaru twitched. WHAT THE CRAP! I am soooo gonna Kick Narutos ass! And Sasukes too, for the fun of it! How dare they make Ino look like some kind of whore! he thought, still twitching with anger. Choji frowned. He knew Shikamaru wasn't happy...
Sakura then burst out laughing. "MWHAHAHAHA! GOOD THING I BROUGHT MY CAMERA!" she shouted. Ino turned purple with anger. "HOW COULD YOU! THIS IS SOOOO NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!!"
Sorry Ino. If you dont do the dare, then the game ends, and I cannot have that. What would people think if I suddenly ended it right now? They would not think good things, Ino, not good things at all.
"Ino," Sakura said. "You have to...or else the author will make it ever worse." Ino glared at her. "HOW CAN THIS GET ANY WOR-"
Just then Inos clothes were replaced with a purple sparkling tanktop that happened to be a wee bit to short, and a pair of matching purple sparkly short-shorts, and a pair of purple highheels. See what happens when you disobey me?
"AHHHHH!" Ino shouted, staring down at her new outfit. Sakura sighed. "I told you so."
"SHUT UP BILLBOARD!" Ino shouted. Naruto laughed. "I think you should go do this dare before something else happens..." he half said and half laughed. Ino growled at him and stomped over the pole of doom. Dun dun dun dun...dun dun dun dun...erm, sorry.
Shikamaru was twitching ever more. How could this get any worse!? he thought.
I know how!
As soon as Ino grabbed ahold of pole, music began to play...
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
Mwhaha. I sure am evil.
Ino jumped a bit at the music, and then groaned.
Sasuke twitch. Oh no! I freaking love this song! Must. Not. Dance! Must! Not! DANCE! he thought.
Shikamaru twitched even more, if that was even possible. This is terrible! AND TROUBLESOME! TERRIBLE AND TROUBLESOME! he thought.
Sakura was laughing. THIS IS GREAT! SEE INO HES MINE!
Eh...Sakura, I dont know how to tell you this but...I completely hate SasuSaku...so no, hes not yours. Sasuke can kiss his own ass...sorry sasuke fans...i like him sometimes...but hes just so much fun to mess with!
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Sasuke sang in his head.
See? SUPER FUN!
Shikamaru wasn't in his happy place...at all. Neither was Ino. She had began to swing around the pole as Sakura began taking pictures like there was no tomorrow. Ino found swinging up onto the pole and walking around it very hard...how did the whores and sluts do it? Shikamaru was tempted to go over to Ino, grab her, and run. He wanted to do that so bad...how troublesome...
Naruto Smiled. "This is sooo great! Not only do we get to see Ino pole dance, but we also got blackmail!"
Sasuke wasn't paying any attention. He was too busy singing along with the song in his head. God how he loved this song.
Naruto was grinning widely, Sakura was taking pictures, Sasuke began lip singing, Ino was in hell, Shikamaru was also in hell, Choji was enjoying the show and a bag of chips, neji was still knocked out, Tenten was looking down at him, Lee was saying something about youthful poles,Hitomi was frowning, Jenny was staring at Shino, Hinata was covering her eyes with her hands, Kiba staring at Hinata, Akamaru sitting by his owners feet, and Shino was just standing there.
Ino frowned as She jumped up onto the pole and climbed up it and swong around it once. HOW MUCH MORE WORSE CAN THIS EVEN GET! AHHHH!
No worries Ino. I have one more trick up my sleeve...
wait for it...
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"INO!?"
"SENSEI!?" Ino shouted, and she slid all the way down the pole, landing on her but. The music stopped.
Sasuke growled. WHO DARES TURN THE SONG O- ohhhh shit...
Everyone froze.
There stood Asuma, Kurenai, Kakashi, and Gai...and they all looked shocked.
Everything froze.
"INO...? ...WHAT THE HELL!?" Asuma shouted. Ino jumped up and pulled her shirt down. Shika twitched even more. I knew this was going to be troublesome!
Asuma stood there shocked as the cigarette he was smoking fell out of his mouth, Kurenai had a WTF look on her face, Kakashi's...eye...was wide open, and Gai had a smile on his face.
"WHY ASUMA, YOUR STUDENT SHOWS GREAT YOUTH!!" Gai exclaimed. Asuma began to twitch...but not as bad as Shikamaru was.
Kurenai raised an eyebrow. "What then hell are you guys doing!?" she demanded.
Naruto have a weak laugh and scratched the back of his head. "Well, uh, we're playing this game called Truth, Dare, DoubleDare, Kiss, Tell, or Marriage...and that explains why Ino was pole dancing..." he told them.
Kakashi looked at his student. "That actually sounds like fun." he said. Kurenai, Asuma, and Gai looked at him. "What?"
Kakashi shrugged. "The game sounds fun." he replied. Sakura blinked, then an idea hit her. Why not let the Senseis join...they might learn some interesting things...
"Hey, Kakashi-Sensei, why dont you guys join us?"
"Huh?" Everyone said. They all looked at Sakura. She shrugged. "What? You guys can play if you want, we can fill you in on everyone that has gone so far. Besides, more the merrier, right?"
Are you sure its not the other way around?
Kakashi looked at the other Senseis. Asuma was still in shock, Kurenai was considering it, and Gai...well...
"WHY THAT IS A VERY YOUTHFUL IDEA! WE WILL JOIN! THIS IS SO-AHHHH! WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY NONYOUTHFUL STUDENT!?" he shouted, referring to Neji. Tenten looked back at her Sensei. "Ask you mini-me." she said, glaring at Lee, who just let out a small awkward laugh.
Kakashi ignored them and looked back at the students. "Alright." he said. Kurenai nodded, agreeing. Asuma shook his head.
"WHY WOULD YOU AGREE TO THAT INO!?" Asuma shouted. Ino frowned. "I really didn't have a choice..." she replied. Asuma frowned. "I dont want to play."
Oh yes you do, Asuma, You must! Or else I'll take away those little smokes of yours!
Asuma groaned. "This is a stupid, childish game! I refuse to p- WHAT NOOOOOOO!" Asuma shouted, his smokes disappearing.
I told you what was gonna happen...
"FINE I'LL PLAY!" Asuma gave in.
"Then Its settled!" Naruto shouted. "by the way, Ino, you still have five seconds."
"Screw you."
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They were all back at Narutos house, and they filled the senseis in on what has happened.
Gai looked down at his favorite student, a waterfall of tears coming out of his eyes. "LEE! HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A THING!?" he shouted. Lee was having the same waterfall of tears come out of his eyes too. "I DONT KNOW! NEJI HAS BEEN NOTHING MORE THAN A FRIEND! AND NOW TENTEN WANTS TO KILL ME!" Lee shouted. "Your damn right I do." tenten mumbled.
Kurenai looked at Shino. "Y-you ate bugs?" she asked, not believing a word of it. Shino said nothing.
Kakashi looked at Sasuke. "You kissed Tsunade? Wow. Did she hurt you?" he asked. Sasuke shook his head. "Not yet." he replied. Kakashi frowned under his mask. "You know shes gonna come after you, right?" he asked. "Yep."
Ino frowned. "Well it's my turn! And it's going to be a tell." she said, and spun the bottle.
Spin...
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Spin...Stop.
It landed on...Choji.
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Wow that turned out way better than I thought it would. Well The Senseis have joined...so that means I have to come up with even more things...ugh...and Chojis next, I have to think of something for that too...also, if you like Shikatema, dont flame or anything. I happen to like ShikaIno more than Shikatema, besides, I dont know if Im going to add her and her brothers yet...so dont say stuff like Shikatema is better or that Shikaino sucks...please. Alright. Well, I guess I'll see your guys next time, and REVIEW! Bye!