Ok...before you all yell "WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU!?" and throw stuff at me...let me explain why me and Lexi haven't been on forever...and Sierra, well she's just lazy. But our computer broke down...and we just barely got it working two days ago...I had SOOO many emails it aint even funny. but hey, its not like I haven't updated for years of something...just a few months. But, yes, I will be updating more often then I have been, unless something ELSE happens. But yeah, Lexi said she would update her stories later, right now shes at the theaters watching Twilight...I havent read the books yet but I think I should...Lexi has became addicted. Ugh...thats all I need.
But, back to this story. I had to reread everything so I knew what was going on and whos turn it was. Well, it's chojis turn! And I will say this: His little tell thing was hard to come up with...so I just picked something that would be kinda obvious but I hope you all will still like it! Enjoy!
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Ino frowned. "Well it's my turn! And it's going to be a tell." she said, and spun the bottle.
Spin...
Spin...
Spin...
Spin...
Spin...
Spin...Stop.
It landed on...Choji.
Choji looked up from his bag of chips to see it landed on him, and he frowned. Ino wasn't too pleased either.
"What? Can I spin again!? I don't know what to tell him to answer!" Ino shouted. She was hoping she would get somebody like Naruto or Sakura, you know, so she could humiliate them for what they did to her, but she couldn't hurt Sasuke because of all blah blah blah stuff...you know the "crush" she has that is kinda sickening to me...well yeah...
But no, it landed on sweet, kind, large Choji. What was she suppose to do with that? Ask him what his favorite flavor of chips was? NOOOOO...cuz that would be boring and the readers would say "Hey! That wasn't funny at all! This sux! I'm gonna go read a GOOD writers story!" and Ino knows better.
Sakura smirked. "No, you can't spin again. What are you gonna tell Choji?" she asked. Sakura knew Ino would have a tough time with trying to figure out something for Choji...after all, the both of them were teammates and friends, so they didn't really want to hurt each other...or did they?
Ino sighed, and turned to Choji, who was staring at her with chip crumbs on his cheek and clothes. Alright, Ino thought. If i was a fat pig, which I never will be, what would I hate to be asked? Hmmm... She really didn't know. She needed help. She glanced over at Shikamaru, who was staring at her, not because she had to tell Choji what to do, but for his own personal pleasure, but, being the dumb blond she is, Ino didn't think much of it.
"Psst, Shika." she whispered, causing Shikamaru to break out of his little world. "Wha?"
"Do you have any ideas?" she asked. Shikamaru looked at her, confused."'Bout what?"
"About what I should tell Choji to tell us."
"It's Choji's turn?"
"YES! Were you not paying attention? Did you fall asleep?"
"Uhhhh...no."
"Sorry to interrupt your little chat, but can we please get on with the game...before Choji runs out of chips, hopefully." Asuma shouted at his two student. Asuma didn't want to be here, he didn't want to play, but if he wanted to ever see a cigarette again, he would have to suffer...becuz i rock.
Ino frowned. "Fine. But I have no ideas! What am I suppose to tell Choji!?" she exclaimed. Asuma frowned even deeper. "I dont know, but you better think of something quick! I need a cigarette!" he shouted, pulling at his hair. Calm, Asuma. Breath, Asuma.
Ino began to think as hard as she could, Shikamaru was staring at Ino again, Choji was eating chips with out a care in the world, Asuma was twitching for a cigarette, Sakura was smiling evily at Inos pain, Naruto was thinking of cats(?), Sasuke was thinking about that kiss with Tsunade, Kakashi was reading his dirty novel, Kiba was staring blankly into space, Akamaru was asleep, Hinata was looking around the room, Shino was thinking about how good a worm sounded, Kurenai was worrying about Asuma, Lee was curious, so was Gai, Tenten was tinking of ways to wake Neji up, and Neji was STILL knocked out. Yes, Neji is still knocked out...but he won't after a while, I pinky promise.
Ino had never thought so hard in her whole life. She needed help...seriously.
C'mon Ino...think of something, I may be the author, but I cant always come up with the wonderful stuff that happens in this story, even if I enjoy torturing you people...but Choji is alittle tough, and you are blond soooo...I guess I can give you an Idea.
And that was when Ino got a great idea(Thanx to the wonderful Ken). It was perfect, and it would be interesting to find out his answer to this. It was perfect. Too perfect. Which ment it was going to blow up in all their faces, but eh, I am evil.
Ino smirked. "Choji," Ino started. Everyone stopped what they were doing, except Neji, no he didn't stop being knocked out, sorry. Even Shikamaru payed attention to what was happening now.
"Choji," she said again as Choji stared at her. "Why are you so fat?"
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O.O
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Uh-oh.
"E-e-e-e-ex-excuse me?" Choji stuttered even worse than Hinata, and dropped his bag of chips. Everyone stared, shocked. This was a curious thing that everyone wondered why Choji was to fat. Sure, he ate alot...but still, no one was THAT fat, no offence Choji lovers.
Ino frowned. "Choji, I asked you why your so fat? I mean, have you even tried working out?" she asked. Shikamaru looked back and forth at his teammates, as did Asuma. This wasn't going to have a every happy ending to it.
"W-w-w-w-w-w-w-wha-what did y-y-y-y-you c-call m-m-m-m-me?" Choji said, his eyes full of fire and his face turning bright red. Ino was NOW officially scared, along with everyone else. They all stood up slowly, except Choji, Neji was dragged AGAIN by Tenten. No one better mess with TENTEN. DUN DUN DUN DUN...but anyway, yeah everyone was scared of Choji right now.
See...now you all know you can't trust me with giving you ideas...becuz I make you pay for them. Hehe.
Choji stood up, and glared at Ino...and the whole room turned red...somehow...and Choji seemed to grow three times his size. Ino was so scared, she jumped into Shikamaru's arms, and he didn't protest. Sakura copied Inos moves, but Jumped into Narutos arms, Hinata into Kiba's, Neji(Forcefully) into Tenten's, Gai into...Kakashi's(?), and Lee into...Sasukes? Oh, and they all screamed like school girls as Choji got closer.
This was scary...I mean, Choji was this big red angery giant that was about to eat them...who wouldn't be scared? But then again, if they get eaten...the story ends, AND I MUST NOT HAVE THAT! Ugh...I'll make something work...how about this?
Choji got even closer.
"ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" they all screamed.
"YOU THINK I'M FAT!?!?!?" He screamed at them.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
Three hours Later
"-HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!?!?!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"RAWR!!!"
"AHHHH!"
Ow...my ears are bleeding from all this screaming...I need to fix this.
Ino looked up at the anger monster that was her teammate. "I'M SORRRRRRY!"
Just then...everything went silent.
Choji stared at the group of his friends. He went back to normal size and everything turned back to its normal color. Everyone looked at Choji in shock(No, not Neji) and just stood there.
"Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yyou th-th-th-think I-I-I-I-I-I'm...FAT!?!?" Choji exclaimed, and burst into tears! OH NO! See why you dont listen to me, people get hurt...sorry Choji.
Ino looked back and forth, still in Shikamarus arms. "Uh..." Shikamaru decided to help. "Choji, I'm sorry to say, But you could loose a couple pounds but...other than that your perfectly fine." Shikamaru said, calmly. Everyone looked at him, and stared. Ino blinked her blue eyes up at him, shocked.
Choji sniffed. "R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-really?"
"Yes."
"A-a-a-a-a-al-alright...then only reason I'm so f-f-f-f-fat...is becuz i like to be fat."
"Huh?" everyone said. They didn't even notice that some of them were still hold the girls...and that include Gai and Lee. Choji nodded.
"I feel so much warmer when I'm fat, and I feel that if I'm really thin...I will break easily." he confessed.
Ino blinked. We went through all that...just for that confession?! she thought.
Your damn right you did. LOL hahahahaha! I WIN! HA! THIS IS WHY IM HOTT! THIS IS WHY-THIS IS WHY- THIS IS WHY I'M HOTT! Erm...sorry, I'm listening to that song right now, hehe.
Choji sniffed again, and smiled. "Man, it feels good to get that off my chest! ALRIGHT! You know what! I THINK WE CAN CONTINUE THE GAME!"
'Bout Time.
Shikamaru looked down at Ino, and she looked up at him. They both smiled at each other, and Shikamaru set her down. Kiba set Hinata down lightly, and they gave each other awkward smiles. Naruto Set Sakura down, and Sakura admired how strong his body felt, and Kakashi and Sasuke with Gai and Lee...well...
THUNK! "OW!" you can guess what had happened.
Tenten looked down at the STILL passed out Neji...ugh, he does need to wake up...soon though, not now...later. Becuz I can.
They all sat down in the circle, in the same order, and Ino gave Choji the bottle. Choji smiled as he took it.
"I think I'll this a double dare!" he exclaimed, proud.
He spun it.
Spin....
Spin....
Spin....
Spin....
Spin....Stop.
It landed on....Gai. Oh no...this is gonna be SOOOOO good. MWHAHAHAHA!
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Wow...That was actually kinda fun...but not as good as the other chapters, but eh, thats kinda my fault. Anyway, Its Gais turn next! This is gonna be soooooo much fun! So I hope you forgive me about not updating for ever...and please REVIEW! If I get enough reviews I might make Neji wake up even sooner...also, before I forget, the OCs Hitomi and Jenny, I'm gonna take them out of this story...I just think it will help me with everything, hopefully you will all understand. Soo...yeah. I guess thats it. Well, see ya next time, which will be soon, PROMISE! Bye-Bye! :)