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Well...its Gai's turn! Im gonna have soooo much fun with this chapter! Kewl...ENJOY!
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They all sat down in the circle, in the same order, and Ino gave Choji the bottle. Choji smiled as he took it.
"I think I'll this a double dare!" he exclaimed, proud.
He spun it.
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Spin....Stop.
It landed on....Gai.
"WHY YES! THIS IS YOUTHFUL!!! NOT TO MENTION WONDERFUL! I WILL BE COOLER THAN KAKASHI ONCE I COMPLETE THIS DOUBLE DARE! I WILL BEAT YOU KAKASHI AND ALL YOUR HIPPINESS!" Gai shouted...into Tenten's ear...not a good move.
K'BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
"OW!" Gai shouted, a rainfall of tears not going down his cheeks...and well, Lee joined him. "OUR DEAR FLOWER! WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A UNYOUTHFUL THING!!!"
"I KNOW WHY!!!" Lee shouted. "SHE IS STILL MAD AT ME FOR HAVING DREAMS ABOUT NEJI!"
Yes, Neji is still passes out. NO BITCHING OR HE WILL NEVER WAKE UP! Yeah, thats right...what'cha gonna do about it?! ...just kidding. sorry.
Tenten glared at the both of them, and they both instantly shut up.
"You need to teach me how to glare like that." Kakashi said. Gai jumped up, and did the nice guy pose, his teeth going ping. "JUST YOU WAIT, KAKASHI, I SHALL BEAT YOU MY RIVAL!!!"
"Hm? You say something?" Kakashi asked, looking up from his stupid book that we've never even seen inside, not that I'm curious...but you know, and lazily looked at Gai. Gai's eyes turned into fire balls. "DAMN YOU KAKASHI AND YOUR COOLNESS! GRRRR!" he shouted soo loud he just woke Lexi up and now she's all pissed...GAI YOU ARE SO GONNA PAY FOR THAT!!! Prepare to be punished!
"Um...forgetting that, can we just move on? Please? Before something bad happens." Kurenai said, glaring at Gai. Gai smiled and his teeth went ping again. "CAN DO!"
You know...you should never say "Before something bad happens" cuz that only means one thing: Something bad is gonna happen.
Gai turned to Choji, and gave him a thumbs up. "GIVE ME EVERYTHING YOU GOT!" he yelled. Choji looked up from his bag of chips, and at Gai. Choji, like the others and their problems, had no ideas for the two things Gai to do. He could dare him to eat a bag of chip or something easy...but who knows what weird thing would happen with that, and he didn't want to waste a bag of perfectly good chips on a bushy brow who had bad taste in style. What do you dare that to do?
Okay...since I'm a nice author, I will think of something funny, cool, blah blah blah...and we all know this story would be no where with out me...and this first dare that Choji is soon going to 'magically' think of is a request from Lexi, so yeah...she said this would be funny. So Choji...heres your little gift:
Choji then got an idea, and he had no idea how this came to his head, but eh, weird things have been lately, so whatever. Choji jumped up, threw his now empty bag to the side and pointed at Gai.
"GAI! YOUR FIRST DARE IS TO RUN AROUND KONOHA...NAKED!!!"
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"MY..."
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"FREAKIN..."
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"GAWD!!!!!!!!!!"
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Gai stood there, pale white. He hadn't expected that...but eh, none of you did. How did everyone else react to this? Well...
Kakashi had dropped his book in shock, Naruto's chin was on the ground, Sakura's face was green, Sasuke's chin was also on the ground, Kurenai looked disgusted, Kiba shook bad images away from his head, Hinata was bright red, Shino was thinking about bugs(?), Asuma was twitching, Ino was turning green, Shikamaru also twitching, Choji was wondering what had made him think of something like that, Lee was panicking, Tenten was trying to hold in laughter, Neji was STILL knocked out cold, and Gai...well...
"WHAT!?!?!? I CANT DO THAT! IT IS VERY VERY VERY SUPERLY UNYOUTHFUL! AND IT WILL RUIN EVERYONES RESPECT FOR ME!!!" Gai shouted.
"What respect?" Tenten mumbled, giggling slightly at her sensei's pain.
"TENTEN THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE UNYOUTHFUL, ALRIGHT! I AM ABOUT TO LOOSE EVERYTHING!" Gai yelled. "I DONT WANNA PLAY ANYMORE!!!"
Kakashi, still stunned, picked up his book and said, "Gai, you can't quit..."
"WHY NOT!?!?!"
"Because the author won't allow it."
"I DONT CARE WHAT THE STUPID, UNGREATFUL, PERVERTED, UNYOUTHFUL AUTHOR SAYS! SCREW THE AUTHOR! I'M NOT DOING IT!!!"
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That was mean....GAI YOU ARE SOOOOOOO DEAD!!!! YOU HEAR ME!!!
Choji shifted. "Gai...you really should do it...just get it over with...you know...?" Choji wimpered.
"SHUT UP FATASS!!!" Gai shouted, turning bright red...and making Choji begin to cry, for he is very sensitive about his weight, as we all know from last time.
You know what...I'm gonna make Gai...alittle out of character.
Everyone stared at Gai...that was alittle harsh...dont ya think?
He turned, slowly, and looked at Kakashi. "AND YOU!" he hollared. "DONT YOU EVER...EVER...TELL ME WHAT TO DO! GOT IT!!!"
Kakashi blinked. "Gai I was just-"
"SHUT UP! I WILL NOT LOOSE EVERYTHING I HAVE WORKED FOR OVER MY WHOLE LIFE!!!" Gai yelled. He was totally P I S S E D! But...leave it to Lee to fix it...Well...TRY and fix it.
"Um...Gai Sens-"
"SHUT UP TO LITTLE HAIRY GREEN THING! I AM NOT IN THE MOOD!"
Poor poor Lee...he cried soo hard there was a puddle right under him.
But Tenten...She was having the time of her life. She just felt that if she even opened her mouth just a tiny bit...she would loose it. And of course...she did.
Tenten burst out laughing. Gai heard this, and turned to his student. "TENTEN!!!"
"Y-ahhah-y-y-ye-aha-yes?"
"HOW DARE YOU! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA...WHAT I REALLY THINK ABOUT YOU!?" Gai exclaimed. "I THINK YOU LOVE NEJI! AND ARE JUST TOOO SCARED TO SAY IT OUT LOUD! OH YEAH! TENTEN HYUUGA! I REALLY CAN SEE THAT HAPPENING! NOT! YOU WILL NEVER BE WITH HIM YOU HERE ME! YOU NEED TO GET SOME COURAGE AND TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM! BUT NO! YOUR GOING TO END UP LIVING ON THE STREETS WITH NOTHING! NOTHING!"
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Tenten stared at him...all her laughter gone...she never felt so terrible, and angry. Everyone stared at them. Never, in all their years of life, have they ever heard anything so...so...so cruel.
Tenten gently set the half dead Neji beside her, and slowly stood up, facing her sensei. She took in a deep breath before...
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Lets just say thats when things get alittle gory....tooooooo gory for this story, sorry this story is to stay at a T rating...sooooo yeah lets just skip the kick ass of Tenten....and sorry for making Gai say that...I'm watching a evil heart breaking movie with Lexi(Who is crying now) so thats where it came from...and Gai will get what he deserves later soooo, yeah look forward to that....I guess...now lets continue.
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I say thats enough time for Tenten to get her fare share.
One Hour Later
"I can't believe I'm actually doing this..." Gai, beaten black and blue, stood there, a towel around his waste, oh, and he hiding behind a bush ready to drop the towel and run around the village...NAKED...oh no...close your eyes kids.
Tenten smirked. "You deserve it." she said, happy that her sensei was getting what he deserved. Gai looked at his student, sadly.
"Tenten...I just want to say...I'm really really REALLY sorry about what I said." he started. "I want you to know...I think you and Neji are perfect together...even the author thinks so, so back there, all I was saying is you need to tell him. And I'm pretty sure he likes you back."
Tenten grinned. "Thanks...but I still get to kick your ASS again for what you said...but eh, I guess it depends on what happens with this first dare, so I hope you don't mind, but I made sure there were lots of shopping sales, so lots of woman will be out."
Tenten, why would you make all those woman suffer!?
Gai groaned. Kakashi smirked under his mask. "Not only that, but we hid cameras everywhere for black mail, that was Lee's idea." he said. Gai turned to Lee. "I am so sorry, Lee!" he cried. Lee began to cry again.
"Gai-Sensei!"
"Lee!"
"Gai-Sensei!"
"Lee!"
And then came that unknown sunset and they hugged and blah blah blah...yeah...we all know how it goes.
Everyone sweatdropped at this...and so did Ken. Ugh...yep, that would be me.
"Can we just get this over with!? PLEASE!" Kurenai shouted, reminding everyone that the sooner they got this over with, the sooner they could get to Gai's second dare and on with the rest of the game.
Kakashi smiled under his mask. "Besides Gai, this is what you get for being hateful, remember. Oh, and as for your next dare after this, Choji has agreed to go with an idea from Tenten." he told Gai. Gai twitched, and looked at Tenten, who had a huge smirk on her face. Everyone else, even Lee but not Neji who is knocked out still, smirked. Gai was geting what he deserved.
Gai frowned. "So...when is this going to happen?" he asked.
Kakashi closed his...eye(?)...and smiled. "Right now!" and with that, Kakashi pushed gai into the street and took the towel away, leaving Gai naked...uh-oh...
"OMG!"
"WHAT IS THAT THING!?"
"MY EYES!"
"ITS HORRIBLE!"
"WHY!?!?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Woman were screaming at running covering their eyes. Everyone else just stared in disgust as Gai began to run, panicking as people began throwing tomatos at him.
"AHHHHHH! MY EYES! I AM SCARED FOR LIFE!" Tenten and Kiba shouted. They bother turned to Shino, and each grabbed a pair of sunglasses off his face, and yues there was yet another pair on his face, and put them on. "I CAN STILL SEE THROUGH THEM! NOOOOO!"
Gai wasn't in his happy place either. All the woman were running away as is the world was coming to an end...and it kinda was...it is Gai who is naked, remember.
All those poor woman....even Lexi and Sierra are screaming...owie...my ears AND eyes!
One hour later....
"AHHHHHHH! GAI PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!!!" Everyone shouted as the tired naked Gai ran back to them. Gai nodded and went to go put some clothes on.
Tenten frowned, and looked down at the STILL half dead Neji next to her on the ground. Thank god you were passed out while that was happening. she thought, sadly.
Gai came back wearing his super ugly green jumpsuit, and they all headed back to Naruto's house.
"Soooo...What's my next dare?" Gai asked. "And I promise I won't freak out again."
"You better not." Tenten mumbled, pulling out all the weapon she had with her, which was alot, and glared at him, then put them away and put Nejis head back on her lap.
Choji smiled. "Gai, I have decided to let Tenten decide what this dare was going to be..." he started. "So your next dare is...I dare you to lets us...WAX YOUR EYEBROWS!!!"
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"Oh nooo-"
Everyone burst out laughing, except Neji, too bad hes knocked out to miss this one, and Tenten pulled out a cup of hot, boiling wax.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
"OW! THATS HOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT!"
"GOOOD!"
"ON THE COUNT OF THREE, PULL!"
"WHAT!?"
"ONE!"
"NO DONT!"
"TWO!"
"WAIT!"
"THREEEEEEEE!"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
Mwhahaha...I sure am Evil.
"NOW THE NEXT ONE!!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"ONE, TWO, THREE!"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
Everyone took a step back...and looked at the eyebrowless Gai....wow it really felt weird typing that. Shudder.
Gai began to cry waterfalls, and so did Lee.
Tenten smacked both of them, and the instantly shut up. "Gai, it's your turn. What's it gonna be?" she asked.
Tenten was happy, yet she was sad. She knew what her sensei had said before was true. She did love Neji, and was too afraid to say it out loud. She needed to tell him. She looked down at him in her lap, and smiled slightly. As soon as he wakes up, I'm gonna tell him how I really feel. Let the whole world know it! she thought.
Gai grabbed the bottle, and frowned. "This will be a plain, normal dare..." he said, sadly.
Spin...
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Spin...Stop. It landed on....Tenten.
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Yep, that was Gais turn...sad huh. Dont flame if you didn't like the things he said, becuz of him, he make Tenten realize she has to tell Neji soon, which will happen VERY soon, but that all depends on your guys Reviews...So, REVIEW! and I will see you next time! Also, give me your ideas! I love to hear them! You can give me any ideas on any of the character! I would love to hear them! AND GO CHECK OUT MYPROFILE AND TAKE MY POLL TO CHOOSE WHO WILL GO AFTER TENTENS TURN! BYE! SEE YA NEXT TIME!!