Hey Guys, It seems like forever since I wrote something for this story. So Im gonna update it. Also, as some of you know, I have another chapter story that I have posted, well I will try and update that one soon too, its the one about Shino falling in love and Kiba wanting to help him out. If you haven't read it, check it out if you want, it's only one chapter though, so its not really much right now, I've just been busy. Lexi has been really moody lately...but we get along perfectly...most of the time, and I still love her and she still loves me so yeah, we're good. Sierra fine I think, she just broke up with some dude last night after he called her skanky and bitchy and other things that were messed up....that also got him a new nose job from me...if you know what I really mean. Lexi was pissed too, and she kicked where the sun dont shine, then the dude left. I didn't like him as soon as I met him, neither did Lexi, and I think Sierra didn't even like him, I think she was just bored. Sierra's my sister, if some of you didn't know, I can't remember if I mentioned that before, so I was mad.
Anyway, back to this story, It's Kakashi's turn....he was kinda hard to come up with. He has a Truth thingy, so it wasn't really THAT hard, just alittle bit more thinking was needed. Well, Enjoy!
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"'Kay...I think this is going to be a....Truth." Tenten said, and spun the bottle.
Spin...
Spin...
Spin...
Spin...
Spin...Stop. It landed on Kakashi.
"Hm?" Kakashi looked up from his book that we are all oh so curious about, and at the bottle that was pointing at him. "My turn?" Gai stood up, pointing at Kakashi, and giving his one smile that goes ping and blinds everybody. "KAKASHI! MY RIVIAL! IT IS YOUR TURN! AND MY TEAMS FLOWER HAS TO ASK YOU SOMETHING! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Gai exclaimed, lightning flashed in the background. Everyone sweatdropped. Kakashi looked up. "hm? Gai did you say something? This book is getting good." Kakashi said calmly. Gais eyes burn with fire. "DAMN YOU KAKASHI AND YOUR HIPPINESS!" gai shouted, then sat back down.
Tenten blink, then turned to Kakashi. "Well, I really don't know what to ask you..." she said, frowning. Naruto smiled. "Ask him what that stupid book it about!" he shouted. Sakura hit him. "No! I don't want to know what that book is about..." she mumbled. Everyone shivered, who knows what that perverted book is about. Kakashi frowned. "It's not that bad...just alot of kissing and touching, thats all..."
Everyone frowned.
Tenten was in a deep thought about this little truth, Neji was thinking about that kiss in the last chapter and wished he could do it all over again, Lee was thinking about those unyouthful doors, Gai was thinking of horrible idea to give to Tenten, Kakashi continued to read his book, Naruto was thinking about food, Sasuke was thinking about buying a CD with Don't Cha on it, Sakura was secretly looking at Naruto, Kurenai was thinking about how hott Asuma looked today, Kiba was thinking of ways to make Naruto look even more stupid infront of Hinata, Hinata was looking worridly at Kiba, Shino was craving a grasshopper, Asume was craving a cigarette, Shikamaru was thinking about how troublesome this game is and when it's gonna be his turn, Ino was wondering what was wrong with Shikamaru, Choji was eating, and Ken was wondering when Tenten will come up with an idea so the readers don't get bored from just reading this.
Tenten looked around...no ideas in her head. She had no idea what was gonna happen, but if she didn't come up with something quick, the author would get mad at her.
And she thought correctly, but since I'm in a good mood, I will give Tenten an Idea...AS SOON AS I THINK OF ONE...
Hmm.....
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This isn't working....
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I'VE GOT IT!!!!
Tenten then got a wonderful Idea...and who did she have to thank for that? Me, of course! Der da Der. I come up with all the ideas, weither you like it or not! This is my story after all...
Tenten looked over at her Sensei. "Gai, come here." she commanded. Gai looked at her, confused. "Uhhhhh..." he said stupidly. Tenten sweatdropped, and sighed. "GAI! C'mere!" she told him. Gai nodded stupidly, and crawled over to his student. She smirked, and whispered something into Gais ear. Gai smiled. "WONDERFUL! NOW I SHALL SEE HOW MANY MORE I HAVE HAD THEN HIM!" Gai shouted. Everyone stared. What did that mean? More what? This even bothered Kakashi. Kakashi looked up from his book and at Tenten. "What is it?" he asked. Tenten smirked, hearing the curiousity in his voice.
Well...Everyone was curious actually...
Tenten sighed, as Neji tapped her shoulder. "What is it?" he whispered in her ear. Tenten turned and whispered quietly what she was thinking. Neji blink., then looked over at Gai. "Gai, you seriously can't think you have had more that Kakashi." he said emotionlessly. Gai frowned. "I HAVE! THE POWER OF YOUTH IS ADDICTING AND THAT HELPED ME!" Gai shouted. Kakashi was loosing patience.
"What is it?" Kakashi asked, once more. Tenten smiled. "Kakashi...." she started. "Name all the Girls you've been with and all the details about each one."
Everyone was silent.
Kakashi blinked. "Okay...should I start from my first to my last?" he asked. Tenten nodded, and everyone faced Kakshi. Gai frowned. I have had WAY many more Girlfriends than Kakashi! Gai thought.
Errr...Gai, I really don't think that's possible...even Lexi, who adores you, thinks Kakshi is better looking than you...sorry...
Kakashi sighed. "I had my first girlfriend when I was 12. Her name was Atinaia Uchiha and I dated her for a year and a half. I think she was Sasukes aunt or something..." he said. Sasuke stared. "You dated one of my family members and didn't tell me, you bastard!" Sasuke yelled. Kakashi frowned. "I thought I said something...well, I am saying it now, so Sasuke," he turned to face Sasuke. "I dated your aunt Atinaia Uchiha when I was 15." Sasuke glared at him, and sighed. He turned away , crossed his arms, and sat there. "She was my favorite aunt." he mumbled, quietly so no one heard him. "She taught my Don't cha."
Sakura sighed. "Anyway, thats one girl, whos next?" she asked. Gai smiled. I'VE HAD MORE THAN ONE GIRLFRIEND SO HA! TAKE THAT KAKASHI! I'VE HAD THREE! HE WILL NEVER BEAT ME! MWAHAHAHA! he thought.
Kakashi coughed. "Well, after me and Atinaia broke up, I just turned 14 when I hooked up with a girl named Kentia Hyuga. I dated her for about...two years or so." Kakashi said. Neji and Hinata stared in shock. "Shes our grandma!" they both exclaimed. Le Gasp! Kakashi blinked. "She was about 19 when we first got together, then we broke up and she got married and had your fathers at a very young age." Kakashi said, shrugged. "but boy...was she a good kisser..."
Hinata and Neji covered their ears, saying, "Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. EW!" Kakashi lookd at them, confused. "What? It's true." he stated. The two Hyugas turned green. Tenten frowned. "OKAY! ENOUGH ABOUT THAT RELATIONSHIP! next?" she asked.
Gai smirked. Only two? Pssh...I am better. He thought.
Kakashi smirked. "Then after me and Kentia broke up, I just turned about 15 when I got together with a girl named Trintrin Janyio. We dated for about five months before we broke up. She was a sweetheart. None of you are related to her, right?" he asked. Everyone shook there head...and Kakashi smiled. "Good... My next relationship was when I was when I was almost 16."
WHAT!? HES HAD FOUR GIRLS! HOW CAN THAT BE!?! I'VE ONLY HAD THREE!!! Gai shouted in his head.
"I dated a girl named Karin Yuhi, Kurenai's little sister. She was adorable...unlike her sister..." Kakashi said. Kurenai frowned. "Whatever." she replied. Kakashi smiled. "But Karin was one of the best. She bought me lots of food! And clothes!" kakashi said. Kurenai glared at him. "Is that why you liked her? Because she bought you stuff?" she asked. Kakashi frowned. "No...She had beautiful eyes!" he replied. Kurenai glared harder. "She has the same eyes as me!" she snapped. Every stared...and Kakashi shrugged. "So?" he asked. Kurenai rolled her eyes and turned away.
"But, me and karin broke up when we were 17, then I hooked up with Kurenais older sister, Katarina!" Kakashi said, smiling under his mask. "And she ended it after about a month." Kurenai mumbled. Kakashi frowned. "Yeah, so? She was actually better then Karin...much sweeter." Kakashi said. Everyone Sweatdropped. What was next, Kurenai herself?
"But, we broke up, then I got together with...Kurenai."
Spoke too soon...
Everyone gasped, and looked back and forth between Kakashi and Kurenai. Who knew? But you know what...this information pissed Asuma off...pissed him off deeply.
"Wow...three of the sisters in a row..." Sasuke said. Kurenai glared darkly at him. He stared back, a bit frightened. Kakashi smirked. "Sure, it was for. We dated for about three years...untill I broke up with her." he said. Kurenai glared at him. "No, I broke up with you!"
"No, me with you!"
"I ended it and you know it!"
"No! I DID!"
"NO YOU DIDN'T!"
"YES I DID!"
"I ENDED IT YOU BASTARD!
"NO I DID YOU BITCH!"
Everyone watched at the two began to fight back and forth...ugh...no one wants to hear them fight...right? Ugh.
Tenten frowned. "SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU! THE AUTHOR IS GETTING ANGRY!" she shouted. This shut them both up. Kurenai and Kakshi glared at each other. Tentens frowned deepend. "Can we please continue?" she asked. "Fine." the two Senseis mumbled.
Kakashi sighed. "After we broke up, I was 18 when I got together with woman named Suki Sarutobi...hey Asuma, isn't she your sister or cousin or something?" Kakashi said, smirking. Asuma blinked. "You dated her? Wait...were you the one she snuck around with that I never met?!"
"Yeah something like that."
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"YOU BASTARD! SHE CRIED FOR A WEEK BECAUSE OF THAT BREAK UP! SHE THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE TRULY MENT TO BE TOGETHER!!!" Asuma shouted at Kakashi. Kakashi frowned. "I DID TOO! I JUST LOST MY NERVE!!"
"YOU LOST YOUR NERVE!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?"
"Nothin...I wasn't ready."
"...you weren't...ready?"
"Yeah..."
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LLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG silence.
Tenten gave a small sigh. "Can we move on? Kakashi, next?" she said. Kakashi and Asuma stopped glaring at each other and they all sat there, waiting for Kakashi to continue. Man, how many more could there be? This might take awhile, folks.
Kakashi then said, "After me and Suki stopped seeing each other, I met this one wonderful woman, i think her name was Destiny....I don't remember her last name, but I know none of you know her. She was great. We dated until I was 24 in a half. Man...but," Kakashi stopped. "She moved to the sand village. It turned out she used me in the beginning, but after a while she actually fell for me, then she moved...But I got over it." Everyone stared.
Sakura blinked. "Did you ever see her again, Kakashi-Sensei?" she asked. Kakashi shook his head. "No...and I really dont want too. So it all works out." he replied, sadly.
Gai frowned. HES EVEN BEEN IN ONE OF THOSE RELATIONSHIPS THAT YOU ONLY SEE IN THOSE STUPID SAPPY ROMANCE SHOWS!! GRRRR! he thought.
Kakashi sighed. "But, then when I was 25, I met and dated Tsume Inuzuka." Kakashi smiled at Kiba, who glared back. "Wonderful times, right Kiba?" he asked. Kiba shook his head. "You made my call you daddy!" Kiba said. Everyone used every ounce of strength in them not to laugh, because sure, he dated their sisters and their cousins and even a grandma of theirs...but not any of their mothers... kakashi smiled under his mask. "So? I almost stayed with your mother, but i guess it wasn't ment to be." Kakashi said. Kiba shook his head, and smirked.
"No, you ask her to marry you and she said no. End of story." Kiba said. Kurenai smirked. "You got rejected. Too bad." she said. Kakashi glared at her. "Shut up! I really did love Tsume...I love strong loud woman that can beat me up, unlike you Kurenai!" Kakashi replied, getting a frown from both Kiba and Kurenai.
"Ah, But I only have one more person on my list, and I am dating her now. Kiba," Kakashi said, looking at Kiba, who looked carefully back. "Guess what. I am dating Hana Inuzuka right now as we speak."
"YOU WHAT!?!?!"
"Call my big brother Kakashi!"
"YOU ASSHOLE!"
Kiba jumped up, and tackled Kakashi, who was not prepared for the attacked, and was getting the shit beat out of his my the very angry, over-protective brother, Kiba.
Everyone stared at this. "Curious...how is Kiba actually hitting him?" Kurenai asked.
Just then the author appeared. "That would be me. I am lowering Kakashi's strength and highering Kibas." he said, then vanished. Everyone blink. "That was weird..." Naruto mumbled.
"YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!"
"KIBA! IS THAT ANYWAY TO TREAT YOUR SISTERS OLDER BOYFRIEND!?!"
"RAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWR!"
gai frowned. Stupid Kakashi...freakin Ladies Man. he thought. No Gai, I am the ladies man, have you not seen my penname? Gosh, anyway...
-Minutes later after Kiba almost killed Kakashi and all...-
"So...Kakashi, it's your turn to spin." Tenten said, handing Kakashi the bottle. Kakashi groaned, but put the bottle in the middle, which took very little bit of strength in him not to fall over, and said, "This is going to be a...uh...a Dare."
And with that, Kakashi spun the bottle.
Spin...
Spin...
Spin...
Spin...
Spin...
Spin...Stop. It landed on...Sakura.
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Well, that was Kakashi's turn. Now, about all those woman, only Tsume and Hana Inuzuka are real character, the others I made up, so dont go and look up those people cuz you really wont find anything. I just made them up. But yeah, Tsume and Hana are really Kibas mother and sister, you can look them up. Anyway, I need help! Really, you all voted for Sakura, and I have NO idea what to dare her to do!!! HELP! Give me your ideas! I would love to hear them, I would actually love to hear all your ideas for all the characters, but I really need help with Sakura...also go to the poll on my profile and vote on who you want to come after Sakura, I am letting you choose the order in which the character come and go, I think I will also be putting what I want them to do to, so yeah, you can do that if you want...and Review, I guess, give me ideas if you have any, and I will see you all next time.
Lexi says Hi! XD Bye-Bye!