Sooo....Hello again, I told you I'd be back. :) But now I have to Finish this turn for Shikamaru. I intended this to end last chapter...BUT THEN IT WOULD BE FAR TOO LONG!!!! And no one really likes those really long chapters that take hours to read.... -.- At least, I don't. but anyway...please enjoy this chapter.
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Previously...
"Hehe!" "Hehe!" "Hehe!"
The three of them froze. "Did you hear that?" Naruto whispered. Sasuke nodded, even though they couldn't see.
Just then, a small light came on, not a bright light, but a light that was enough for them to see each other. Kakashi and Naruto looked at each other...then at Sasuke, who was staring forward, but mouth slightly open, and his eyes wide. Kakashi and Naruto turned around...and they saw...
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-Back with Team Asuma...Man this is getting Suspenseful...jk!-
Ino stared, her eyes wide, and her hand tightend around Shikamarus. Shikamaru followed her gaze, and stood there in shock. Choji stopped eating, and looked at that they were looking at, causing him to drop his chips. Asuma just stood there frightened.
Ino began to shake. Because what stood not to far away was...a clown. Yes, a clown. And not a nice looking clown, because what kind of clown carries around a knife with blood dripping off of it? Not a nice one...
Ino grabbed Shikamarus sleeve, and tugged lightly. "S-Shikamaru," she stuttered. "H-He doesn't l-look to f-friendly..." Shikamaru glanced at Ino. "He won't hurt us." he stated. Ino looked at him, uncertain. Asuma began to twitch. "Man, why a clown?" he mumbled. "I hate clowns." Choji began to shake. "You dont think he'll need the knife, right?" he asked, quietly, not even worrying about his chips.(SHOCKER!)
The clown stared at them, and smiled widely, its sharp pointy teeth showing. "Whats wrong?" he asked, his voice somewhat squeeky. "Afraid?" Ino shook her head, as she stared into the clowns red eyes. Shikamaru tightened his grip on Inos hand, and glared at the damn Clown.
The clown took a slow step towards them, and held the knife up. Asuma stared at the clown, his eyes wide. "Do we run?" he asked, quickly. Shikamaru shook his head. "He wont hurt us, after all," he said, unsure. "he's just a clown with a knife. What could he possibly do?" Ino began to shake.
That was when the clown began to run, and shouted, "I killed more that 2,000 people at the circus! What do you think!?" Shikamaru blinked. "Okay, now we run!" he said. The four of them turned around, and began to run as fast as they could,but the clown kept pace with them. Don't you just hate clowns, sometimes?
The clown continued to smile that creepy smile as it chased them. "You cant get away." he stated. Shikamaru frowned. "Thats what you think." he said, and the four of them ran faster.
They then slowed when they say a dead end with a door. Asuma grabbed the door knob, twisted it, and pushed the door open. They ran in, then slammed the door shut, leaving the clown out there. They all stood there, facing the door, trying to catch their breath. Ino didn't let go of Shikamarus hand, and Shikamaru didn't want her to, incase something else happened.
They turned around...and what did they see? They saw mirrors. They looked around, confused. Inos eyes widened. "We're in the house of mirrors." she stated. Shikamaru looked down at her. "What?" he asked, breathless, after all, he didn't get as much exercise as he should. Ino looked around at all the mirrors that were lines up, all shapes and sizes. "A mirror house..." she mumbled. Shikamaru frowned. This didn't seem right...and of course, it wasn't. Asuma coughed. "This is bad. Theres a evil clown out there with a knife, what are we gonna do?" he asked. Choji was shaking, and frowned. "I need to get in shape..." he mumbled.
Ino moaned sofly, and looked at the mirrors. "Are we just gonna stay here or are we gonna keep going?" she asked. Shikamaru shrugged. "That depends. If the clown gets through that door, then we run, but we don't know whats in there with the mirrors...hopefully not clowns." Shikamaru replied. Ino nodded slowly. Asuma sighed, and scratched the back of his head. "I need a cigarette." he stated. Shikamaru, Ino, and Choji sweatdropped. Shikamaru frowned. "We're stuck in this castle with a clown that wants to kill us and your thinking about a cigarette?" he asked, raising an eyebrow. Asuma shrugged.
Choji sighed, and looked around. "I miss my chips. I'm hungry. We should get out of here so I can eat." Choji said simply, and began to walk forward. Shikamaru blinked. "Choji," he started. "We don't know whats down there, much less whats good and whats bad." Ino sighed. "Should we follow?" she asked. Shikamaru looked at her, and frowned. "Yes." he sighed. The three of them then began to follow Choji.
They all looked at the mirrors, and it was actually kinda creepy. After all, they had no idea what the hell was going on. Shikamaru glanced at himself in the mirrors...and stopped. He frowned at the mirror. "Somethings not right." he stated. They rest just stared at him. "What do you mean?" Ino asked. Shikamaru glared. "I dont know, but its bad." he said. Inos hand tightned around his. "How do you know?" Asuma asked. Shikamaru shook his head slowly. "I don't know, I just have this feeling that we're making a huge mistake by going in here..." he replied. Asuma frowned. "Well, what choice do we have? We cant just wait until someone gets us, the damn clown will scare them away...man I hate clowns." he said, shaking his head.
Ino frowned. She looked at herself and Shikamaru in the mirror, and sighed. She stared, her face had fear written all over it, and so did Shikamarus. Shikamaru looked at Asuma. "We should just stay here, maybe help will come." he said. Ino frowned. She hoped he was right.
That was then Ino noticed something. She saw something in the mirror, and that something was behind them. She quickly swung her head around, and stared at the object. Shikamaru noticed her sudden movement, and turned his head also, along with Asuma and Choji. The four of them stared...and they really couldn't believe what they were seeing.
Now, what did they see, you ask? Well...they didn't see a clown, so get that out of your head. They saw... themselves. And they looked even MORE evil than the damn clown. They were dressed differently, too. All in black, and had bright red eyes. Ino gulped. "They're...us?" she muttered. Shikamaru's eyebrow began to twitch.
"They ARE us...and they aren't the good us, either." he replied. Choji stared at the evil them, and began to shake even more. Asuma was frightend too.
The evil them began to chuckle. Then, they disappeared. Ino gasped. "Where'd they go!?" she asked, grabbing onto Shikamaru. Shikamaru looked all around them. He could hear their quiet laughter.
Evil Ino then appeared right next to them. "Ah!" Ino shrieked, as Evil Ino smirked. Evil Ino raised her fist, and punch the good Ino in the face. Ino, letting go of Shikamaru, fell and slid across the room, and into a mirror, shattering it.
"Ino!" Shikamaru exclaimed, and before he could ran after her, Evil Asuma appeared infront of him, and grabbed him by the throat. Shikamaru's eyes went wide as he felt himself being lifted off the ground. He was loosing air slowly, and Evl Asuma kept a good grasp on his neck. Asuma and Choji, pissed that their teammates were being hurt, were going to go after them, but were suddenly forced back into a large mirror, shattering that one too. The looked up and saw Evil Shikamaru and Evil Choji.
Asuma shook his head, and glared up at them. Evil Shikamaru smirked back. Choji frowned, getting ready to kick some serious ASS! Choji stood up, and through his fist towards Evil Shikamarus face, but only to have Evil Choji catch his fist, and kick him hard in the stomach, causing Choji to cough up blood.
Ino weakly looked up, and saw that Shikamaru us getting choked half to death, and that Choji and Asuma were getting a good beating. She silently got to her feet, and grabbed ahold on a lorge piece of glass, thinking if she could just stab Evil Asuma in the back of the neck, he would let Shikamaru go. She held the large piece of gold in her hand, and when she was close enough, she raised her shaking hands up with the glass in her hands, and was about to stab Evil Auma in the back of the neck.
Is it ever that easy?
Well, just because I'm nice and we have move along, yes, it is just that easy.
Ino grabbed ahold of Evil Asuma and ]shoved the glass in the back of his neck. Evil Asuma let out a painful cry.
And then they were gone. They all looked around, and that was when Ino noticed the sudden pain in her leg. She looked down and gasped. Her leg was bleeding badly, and she suddenly felt faint. She fell down, and this cause a gasping Shikamaru to run over to her. He looked down at her. "Ino!?"
"Hmmm...."
"Are you alright!?"
"Mmmmm..."
Shikamaru panicked. "Asuma! Choji!" he called. The two got up and made there way to Ino. Asuma stared at her leg. "She's bleeding badly." he noted. Shikamaru shook his head. "Damn it! We need to get out of here, and quick!"
-With Team Kurenai and the slipperly Ice-
Hinata's grip on Kibas shoulders tightened, and the same with Kiba with his hands on Hinatas waist. Shinos eyebrow began to twitch, and Kurenai was about ready to turn and run for her life. Hinatas eyes were side, and her mouth became dry. "K-K-Kiba...!" she whispered. Kiba nodded, and sat up as slowly as he could, trying not to hurt her. Kurenai began to twitch. "Why....Why is he here?" she mumbled.
There, not as far as you would think, stood...CHUCKY! (Yeah...I'm watching the first one right now...heh! I dont own him, btw) Kurenai shook her head. "I don't like Chucky..." she muttered. Hinata was shaking terribly. She never liked Chucky ever since the time she watched it with Neji, and all Neji had to say was "Hn." Ever since then, she gave all her dolls to Hanabi, but even then she didn't like going into Hanabis room...EVER! Chucky scared her...
Kiba felt her shaking. "He's just a doll...a doll with a kife twice his size...man I hate Chucky." Kiba mumbled to himself, pulling her closer. Hinata nodded.
Chucky had a wide smirk on his stupid little face...and he held the knife up. Shino frowned. "Damn Dolls. Why is he even here?" Shino asked himself.
Just then, Chucky began to grow. Yes, grow, and he grew, and grew, and grew some more. He grew until he was human size. Kiba raised an eyebrow. "I don't ever remember him being able to do that..."
"I killed my mommy..." Chucky said. Shino, since he never actually saw Chucky, was frightened. "He can talk?" he asked. Kiba shrugged. "He can't get us...hes a damn doll! And he's all the way over there! And theres ice!" he said. Hinata held onto him more tightly. "How do you know that...?" she whispered.
Then Chucky was gone.
Just like that.
GONE.
Hinata blinked. "Where i-is he?" she asked, cautiously. "I don't know..." Shino mumbled.
Kiba frowned, and looked down at Hinata in the darkness. "Alright, Hinata, I am going to carry if we need to get away. This ice won't help, but I'll try. Okay?" he asked. She nodded.
Man...this is getting boring, even for me, and I am the Author. I am suppose to make this entertaining...oh...I know.
Suddenly, Kiba jumped to his feet, with Hinata in his arms. He stood still for a minute, and looked around. "Kiba? How'd you get up so easily?" Kurenai asked. Kiba smirked. "The tail pushed me up." he replied. See? I told you you'd truly love the tail and ears!
They all waited for Chucky to return, but he didn't. It was a long silence.
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"I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!!!!" Kiba suddenly shouted. The others squinted at him. "Huh?"
"I FOR ONE I DO NOT LIKE CHUCKY SO THERE FOR I AM READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS DOLL ASS!!!!"
Then out of no where Chucky appeared and jumped onto Kiba's head. "AHHHH! GET HIM OFF!!!" Kiba screamed. Chucky laughed and then jumped off and went to his tail, and bit it. Kiba stood there for a minute, a frown on his face. Hinata looked up from his arms. "Kiba."
"Hinata." Kiba greeted back.
"You okay?"
"He's..." Kiba paused, only to scream and toss Hinata over somewhere. "HE'S FUCKING BITING MY TAIL!!!!!"
Everything has it's pros and cons, Kiba.
Hinata, who was now somewhere, probably hurt even more now, said, "What the-?"
"Are you alright, Hinata?" Shino asked.
"I think so..."
"OUCH YOU DAMN DOLL! THAT'S MY EAR!!!"
"Is Kiba alright?"
"Sure, sure. He'll be fine."
"DAMMIT ALL TO THE DEEP DARK PITS OF HELL!!!!"
"A-are you sure?"
"SON OF A BITCH!!!!"
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure."
Well then...
Then Chucky suddenly jumped off Kiba, and made his way over to Hinata. Kiba blinked, then realized what was going to happen. "NO! Not Hinata! Anyone but Hinata!" Kiba shouted dramatically.
Chucky chuckled (XP) and replied, "No. Hinata mine."
"What the hell?"
"She mine. ALL mine." Chucky then glomped Hinata, causing her to faint because, c'mon, who wouldn't if this killer doll just suddenly glomped you? Really!?
"Noooooo!" Kiba howled.
"You loose doggy boy!"
"NO! NOT YET!!!!" Then Kiba ran, the Ice not even important to him right now. He grabbed Chucky off of Hinata and threw him out of a window that just appeared out of nowhere.
Thing's are getting a bit too random here...let's get back on track, shall we?
Kiba knelt down next to Hinata, and shook her. She opened her eyes, and looked up at him in the darkness. "K-Kiba?"
"Yes? Sorry I threw you. Heh, probably shouldn't have done that..."
"Kiba..." Hinata muttered, before passing out again.
Kiba frowned. Shino and Kurenai came up from behind him. "Maybe we should head back." Shino suggested.
"Yeah...." Kiba muttered, putting Hinata into his arms, and standing up. "We need to leave. Now."
-With the Sand Peoples-
SHING!
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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Kankuro screamed. They were in a box room, and there were long needles comeing out of the walls. "WE NEED TO LEAVE!!!! I'MMMM TOOOO YOUUUUNG TO DIEEEEEE!!!!!"
Temari hit him with her fan. "Shut up!" she shouted. Kankuro began to sob silently.
The walls began to slightly move. "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Kankuro screamed again. "WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!"
"No, we're not!" Temari snapped at him. "The damn Author wouldn't just let us die like that! That's character death! How many people would be upset if we died!?"
"NOT VERY MANY!!!!" Kankuro sobbed. Temari frowned. "PEOPLE LIKE US YOU IDIOT! IF THEY DIDN'T THE AUTHOR WOULDN'T HAVE USED US!!!"
"WAHHHHHHH!"
Boy oh boy, Kankuro needs more help than Gaara...
The walls began to pick up their pace. Kankuro then looked at Temari. "Temari, since we're going to die....I just wanna say, even though your a pain in the ass sometimes...I LOVE YOU!!! YOUR THE BEST SISTER I EVER COULD HAVE!!!!" Kankuro began to cry even more...if possible.
Temari, who was taken back by this, just stared at him. Gaara looked over at him as well. "Kankuro?" Temari just continued to stare. I wonder if Kankuros noticing that his make-ups smearing....
"TEMARI!!! I KNOW I'M TERRIBLE SOMETIMES, BUT I CARE DEEPLY ABOUT YOU!!! YOU ARE MY SISTER!!! I DON'T WANNA DIIIIIEEEEE!!!!"
Temari, who was suddenly emotional, ran over to Kankuro and hugged him. "OH KANKURO!!! I'M SORRY!!! WE'RE NOT GOING TO DIE!!!! AND IF WE DO, THEN I LOVE YOU TOO! YOU MAY BE A CRAPPY BROTHER, BUT YOUR STILL MY BROTHER!!! I DON'T WANNA DIE NOW!!!"
O.O Anyone alittle surprised here?
Gaara, who was watching the whole thing, frowned. Temari and Kankuro, who were both crying now, looked over at Gaara. "GAARA!!!!!"
Gaara twitched slightly.
"WE LOVE YOU!!! YOU MAYBE DEPRESSING BUT YOU NEED TO KNOW WE LOVE YOU!!!" they shouted. Geez, by the time this is over the word Love won't have a very good meaning....
Gaara stared at them. Did they really....?
"GAARA!!!!!!" they shouted, ran over to him, and hugged him. Gaara then...broke down too. "I-I-I-I LOVE YOU TEMARI! I-I LOVE YOU KANKURO!!!"
They're uh....alittle OOC right now, aren't they? Do they even notice the walls have tons of needles sticking out of them? And that they're MOVING CLOSER with every second?
The Sand Siblings then had a huge group hug while they all cried. Oh, what a big happy family. -.-'
-With Team Gai-
Neji, Tenten, Lee, and Gai all looked at the end of the hall in which they just came from, here are their faces: O.O
"Oh...NO!" Tenten gasped.
"He's so....Purple..." Neji said.
"And big...." Lee added.
"It's...so...u-unyouthful..." Gai chocked.
Oh my....
"I love you, you love me, we're one big happy family!"
Figure out who it is yet?
"IT'S BANREY!!!!" The four exclaimed.
Le Gasp!
Barney, the big purple dinosaur...nice. Why the hell would he be here...but then again, Chucky was here earlier now, wasn't he? I don't own Barney, btw, and nor do I want to....
Barney then came running towards them. "AHHHHHH!" they screammed, and turned towards the door, banging on it.
"Won't you tell me you love me too!?" Barney asked.
"THERE'S NO DOOR KNOB!!!" Lee cried.
"WELL FIND SOME WAY TO KNOCK IT DOWN!!!" Tenten exclaimed.
That was when it happened. Barney was then there, and he did the worse thing anyone could do...
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HE HUGGED NEJI!!!!
GASP!
Neji, who was now in the arms of the evil purple Dinosaur, began to panic.
"Neji! I love you." Barney whispered in Neji's ear. Tenten was then glaring daggers. She stomped towards them, only to have them disappear, and reappear at the end of the hallway. Barney smiled his stupid purple Dinosaur smile, and said, "Neji...you are going to be my new pet...we're going to have fun together..." Then he began to pet Neji.
At this, Neji passed out.
Oh my, too bad I can't really step in right now...Let's just watch and see where this goes...
Barney then laughed, while hugging a now fainted Neji. Funny, Neji's the one who keeps fainting and passing out, how come not Hinata? Oh well...I'll think about that later.
"You ever lay one finger on his and I swear on my soul you will be chopped into little pieces and served in Kiba's dish bowl!!!" Tenten screamed.
Wait a minute...why Kiba's dish bowl? Oh well.
Barney laughed loudly, and began to toss Neji up in the air, then catching him, then throwing him back up...you get the picture. Gai the jumped in front of Tenten. "UNHAND HIM YOU SAD EXCUSE FOR THE YOUTH!!!" lee shouted. Barney stopped laughing, and stared at Gai. He smiled.
"I like green." Barney said.
"Huh?"
"I like green. I like eyebrows...MUST HAVE EYEBROWS!!!" Barney, with Neji still in his arms, ran towards Gai. It took Gai a minute to figure out what was happening. "OH MY GOODNESS HE'S GONNA EAT ME!!!" Gai scream and ran away...well...he would have, but remember the door they came across had no doorknod. Sad right.
Gai began to cry. "DON'T TAKE MY YOUTH!!!" he shouted, and suddenly grabbed Lee. "TAKE HIM! HE'S MORE CHEWY AND FRESH!!!"
Lee gasped at Gai dramatically. "Gai-Sensei! YOU MEAN TO SAY YOU WOULD GIVE ME UP TO SAVE YOU!?!?" Lee now had a waterfall of tears going down his cheeks. "Gai-SENSEI!!!"
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
Suddenly a sunset appeared out of no where as Lee and Gai hugged. Tenten sweatdropped, but the looked at Barney...who was now gawking at the sunset. Great. This was her chance. She ran at Barney, and kicked him where the sun don't shine, and Barney fell over...hm, does he even really have anything down there...
Neji went flying into the air. "NEJI!" Tenten gasped. She ran under when he was going to land, and jumped up, grabbing him. Neji, still passed out, landed in her arms softly. Tenten stared at him.
"Neji?" she whispered. "Are you alright? Please wake back up. I love you."
Suddenly Neji's eyes popped open, and he jumped out of Tenten's arms. He then stared at her, grabbed her arms, and pulled her towards him. "Tenten." he mumbled her name before he leaned down and kiss her. Tenten smiled against his lips, and kissed back, putting her arms behind his neck. Neji bit down on her bottom lip, causing Tenten to gasp. Neji too this oppertunity and shove his tongue into her moth. Tenten moaned into his mouth, and her body went limp. Neji supported her weight by wrapping his arms around her waist. They continued to kiss, and they got really into it.
And there, my friends, is your NejiTen moment. Enjoy.
-With Team Kakashi-
Naruto gasped.
Sasuke stared.
Kakashi dropped his book.
The Sasuke Chibis began to cry.
Naruto the pointed an accusing finger at the end of the hall in which they just came from, and shouted, "Oh my GOSH...It's...it's...it's..."
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"IT'S THE AUTHOR!!!!"
Ha. Ha. Ha. ...Very funny.
There the Author stood, laptop in hand, frowning at them. "Well, hello to you too." The Author grumbled. He walked towards them, and sighed. "What are you guys doing in here? I leave my laptop alone for one second and you guys are lost in this castle. Great."
Naruto glared at him. "HEY! WE HAD NO CHOICE! WE HAD TO SAVE SAKURA-CHAN! SOME RANDOM DUDE CAME IN A KIDNAPPED HER!!!"
"I know."
"AND WE HAVE TO SAVE HE- SAY WHAT!?!?!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU KNOW SHE WAS KIDNAPPED!?!??!" Naruto shouted. He was then attacked by severl liitle Sasuke Chibis because he got too annoyed. Sasuke had a tear in his eye. "That's my little chibis." he said.
"MY BOOK! IT IS GONE!!! AHHHHH!" Kakashi screamed, and began frantically looking everywhere for it.
The Author frowned. "Guys, do you want to find sakura, or not?" he asked. Naruto tried to reply, but the Chibis were stuffing each other in his mouth for some unknown reason....
"Well, me being the Author and all, I know where Sakura is, the other, I really don't know. I should know, but I don't. Anyway, yes, Sakura was kipnapped because I wanted her to be kidnappe-"
"WHHHHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT!?!?!?!?" Naruto screamed, spitting out the Chibis, jumping, and glaring at him. The Author raised an eyebrow. "She's alright, if that's what your wondering, I just needed to teach your guys a lesson for getting out of control on Shikamarus first dare. But, yes, she's fine." he told them.
"MY BOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!" Kakashi screamed.
"MY CHIBI!!!!" Sasuke exclaimed, picking up the chibi that Naruto spit out of his mouth.
"WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The Chibis cried.
"MYYYY SAKKKUUUURRRRAAAAAA!" Naruto hollared.
The Author Sweatdropped. "Okay, then, shut up." he typed something and everyone immediately shut up.
"That's better. C'mon, let's go get Sakura, it seems you've all learned your lessons." The Author said, turning around and walking away. Naruto smiled. "We get to see Sakura-chan again." he said dreamily. Sasuke, who was stil crying over his chibs said, "You dope...you...you...you almost...almost killed him." Sasuke choked. Naruto turned around, and looked down at small Sasuke Chibi in Sasukes arms. The rest of the chibis were surrounding Sasuke, all whining. Naruto then got all emotional.
"S-Sasuke? Ch-Chibi?"
The small, dieing Chibi coughed, and coughed again and again. Sasuke hugged him tighter. Naruto then had tears falling down his cheeks. "Chibi...I-I-I-I-"
"Y-You almost...k-k-k-killed him, N-Naruto." Sasuke whispered. The small Chibi coughed again. Naruto blinked, tears still coming. "Sasuke...I-I-"
"I FOUND MY BOOK!!!"
They all looked back at Kakashi, who was now reunited with his pervy book, and he was literally jumping around with excitement.
"Talk about a mood killer." Naruto mumbled.
"Yeah." Sasuke agreed. He looked down at the Chibi in his arms, who looked back up.
"You know, I think I'm gonna be fine." Chibi Sasuke said. Sasuke smiled. "R-Really?" he asked. The chibi nodded, smiling. Sasuke hugged the Chibi, and exlcaimed, "Thank goodness!"
"YAY!" All the Chibis exclaimed, and they all had a group hug (Not with Naruto and Kakshi, though.)
"ARE YOU GUYS STILL BACK THERE!?!??!?" The Authors voice echoed through the hall. "C'MON YOU BASTARDS! LETS GO!"
They all instantly ran to catch up.
After a while of silence they come to a door. The Author opened the door and they all walked in.
"SAKURA-CHAN!!!!" Naruto exclaimed, tears of joy running down his cheeks as he saw where Sakura was. She was standing next to the guy who had kidnapped her. Naruto skipped over to Sakura and pulled her into a hug.
"Naruto?"
"SAKURA!!!"
Sakura smiled, and hugged back. "I MISSED YOU SAKURA-CHAN!"
"I missed you too, Naruto." Sakura replied, pulled away and kissing Naruto on the cheek. Naruto went red, and smiled stupidly. "Hehe...Sakura-chan..."
"Yeah...that's nice and all, but one question?" the guy who kidnapped Sakura(Who had on the jounin vest, a black long sleeve shirt ,black pants,black sandals,a black cloak and a katana strapped diagonally on his back.) said. The Author blinked. "Very good question..." he mumbled. The Author began typing things. His eyes went wide in surpise.
"Something wrong?" the guy asked.
"Ummm...Yeah. It turns out Team Asuma was not only chased by an evil clown, but by themselves. Team Kurenai ran into Chucky. Team Guy with Barney, and the Sand peoples are getting all lovey before their death." The Author replied. Everyone stared at him.
The Author stared back.
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"SAVE THEM!" Sakura shouted. The Author blinked. "Oh yeah. I shoudl probably do that..." he replied, and began typing.
And then they were outside, along with everyone else.
Naruto and Sakura were giving each other googly eyes, Sasuke was crying with his Chibis, Kakashi was reading his pervy novel, Shikamaru was holding closey a knocked out Ino, Choji was opening a new bag of chips, Asuma was twiching in need of a cigarette, Kiba was hold Hinata in his arms whle blushing, Hinata was blushing as well, Shino was sleeping standing up, Kurnai was playing with her hair(?), Neji was passed out AGAIN, Tenten was staring at him, Lee and Gai were still hugging, Temari, Kankuro, and Gaara where all crying and hugging muttering "I love you" eveyr few seconds, and the Author and the guy were frowng at their stupidity.
"Alright...you guys are out of the castle now." the Author told them. Everyone stopped what they were doing, and looked at him. Let's take a look inside their heads, shall we? Oh, I love doing this.
Naruto: Hmmmm...Sakura-chan...I like Sakura-chan...and Ramen, can't forget the ramen.
Sakura: Oh, Naruto. You went in there to save me, how sweet. Sigh...
Sasuke: CHIBI CHIBI CHIBI CHIBI CHIBI CHIBI CHIBI CHIBI CHIBI CHIBI CHIBI CHIBI CHIBI CHIBI CHIBI.....
Kakashi: Oh...hehe...what a naughty girl...hehe
Kiba: Is Hinata still hurt? I hope not? I hope she's okay! Oh, she looks really nice right now...AH!!! STOP WAGGIN' YOU STUPID TAIL!!!
Hinata: Kiba-kun is really warm...why is his tail wagging?
Shino: zzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz.....
Kurenai: Hmmm...I want love. I'm going to go and have love with Asuma after this. Hehe.
Asume: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! CIGARETTE!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Shikamaru: Ino...please be alright...
Ino: ......... (Passed out, remember?)
Choji: munchmunchmunchmunchmunchmunch....
Gai: LEE!!!
Lee: GAI-SENSEI!
Tenten: Oh, Neji...I love you. I love your hair, I love your eyes, I love your body, I love your ass...
Neji: I like Tenten.
The Guy: Is this Chapter over yet?
Ken: Ugh...they're a bunch of idiots.....
What fun! Anyway...
"Okay...You guys need to continue with this game before someone gets angry." the Author said, then disappeared. They all looked around.
"Well...I guess I'll go too, it was fun being here. Bye." The guy said, then left.
Sakura looked over at Shikamaru, who ws still holding Ino. "Shika?" Sakura asked. "Is she okay?"
"I don't know." he replied.
Just then, Ino's eyes opened.,
Pssh....you didn't think I'd actually leave her like that, did'ja?
"S-Shika?" Ino looked up at him. Shikamaru blinked. "Ino? You okay?"
"I think so..."
"Okay. Good."
Shikamaru helped her to her feet, and they all began their walk back to Naruto's house.
-At Naruto's Broken House-
They all sat back where they were before, and waitd.
Sakura looked over at Shikamaru. "I have your next dare, Shikamaru." Sakura told him. Shikamru frowned. "How troublesome. Oh well." he replied. Sakura smirked. "Shikamaru Nara...I dare you to....
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"Kiss Ino for one whole Minute."
Silence.
Not the best dare, I know, but what else is there to do? Might as well have a bit of fun with this.
Everyone was speechless. They all stared at Shikamaru and Ino. They were both pink, but Shikamaru was more of a purplish red.
Shikamaru glanced over at Ino...and was very disappointed by her new reaction.
"WHAT!!! FOREHEADGIRL I DON'T WANNA KISS HIM!!!"
Sakura smirked, and Shikamaru frowned slighty. Awww...Shikamaru worked so hard to get her attention...and now here she was, bashing him. What a bitch.
"STUPID BILLBOARD! I CAN'T LOOSE A KISS TO THIS LAZY BUM! I WANT SASUKE TO BE THE FIRST!!!"
She's STILL hooked up on Sasuke? Sigh...where did I go wrong? Wait...didn't she like him during his last dare...? WHAT IS HAPPENING!!!! AHHH!
Shikamaru began to slight twitch. He turned and faced Ino, who was sitting next to him, and glared at her.
"SAKURA! I WOULD RATHER KISS LEE THAN SHIKAMARU! OR EVEN CHOJI! OR NARUTO! OR EVEN SHINO!!! KIBA MAYBE! YES, DEFINANLY KIBA! BUT NOT SHIKAM-omf!"
Le gasp...
Everyone gasped at the sight before them. Ino may have not noticed it, but while she was throughing a fit Shikamaru had came up infront of her, grabbed her shoulders...and then yeah. Smacked his lips right onto hers. Ino just sat there, shocked.
Shikamaru, noticing that he wasn't getting a reaction, he forced her mouth open with his lips, and pushed his tongue into her mouth, tasting everything he could get.
Everyone watched this...
Still...I am confused, wasn't Ino JEALOUS of Temari last dare? Hmmm....I wonder what happened? Oh well...she's back to somewhat normal, right?
Shikamaru pulled away after a minute and looked at Ino. Ino blinked at him...then....
BAMMM!!!
Shikamaru went flying across the room, while Ino stood up and ran towards him.
"Son of a bitch! What the hell you troublesome Woman!" Shikamaru exclaimed, holding his cheek. Everyone watch carefully as Ino came up to him, and grabed him by his collar.
"SHIKAMARU NARA!!!"
Everyone watched...
"YOU ARE THE BEST KISSER I HAVE EVER KISSED! MUCH BETTER THAN LAST TIME WE KISSED! YOU ARE GOING TO KISS ME AGAIN AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!!!" and with that, Ino smashed him lips onto his, and pushed him onto the ground, with her ontop.
Everyone watched....
and watched...
and watched...
AND watched...
This is musy be better than Kakashi's dirty novel....
O.O
What a bunch of perverts!!!
Okay...we Need Shikamaru now. So they need to stop.
Ino pulled away, and they both gasped for air. "Shikamaru...your a hell of a kisser"
"Thanks?"
"Ummmm! Shikamaru...you need to spin." Sakura told them. Ino glared at her, then leaned down. "We'll continue this later." she wispered in his ear. Shikamaru blushed , and Ino got off of him,. helping him up.
Wow...
Sakura handed Shikamaru the bottle. "What's it going to be?"
AND THE AUTHOR JUST GOT AN IDEA!!!!
Shikamaru smirked. "This is going to be a...Double dare...and Kiss."
"What?" everyone asked. Shikamaru chuckled. "The person this lands on, they have to do two dares, plus kiss someone." he explained.
"Can you do that?" Asuma asked.
"According to the Author, yes."
Yes, because I said so.
Shikamaru put the bottle down, and spun it. Everyone watched, afraid of who it would land on, because who knows what is going to happen next time with this added on....
Spin...
Spin...
Spin...
Spin...
Spin...
Spin...
Spin...
Spin...
Spin...
Spin...
Spin......Stop. It landed on...Kiba.
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Oh my...What is Kiba going to do? The best question is what am I going to do...? I just came up with this like 2 seconds ago and had to use it....NOW WHAT!?!?! I really want to make this really good...since I like Kiba. And now, he has to do three things. Yay! If you guys have any ideas at all, then you can help me out! I might use them! ;P Or is you have a suggestion as to who he should kiss, i don't care. Youdon't even have to give a idea for Kibas turn, you can give me any help you want...not that I deserve it or anything. But yeah. And also, deathravenrasengan, I'm sorry that your part wasn't all that great...it was so much better in my head. So much better...but oh well, I hope you still like it! XD But, yeah...WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT CHAPTER!?!?!? We may never know...well...we will, but you know. Anyway...see ya next time!