Hey guys. I am really sorry for the delay! I know I promised I would update quickly, but I've been busy. Work is getting the best of me...collage too. Lexi's fine. She's actually writing a book...no, not a fanfic, but a book with her own characters. Exciting, right? :D Anyway, we left off with a cliffhanger on Kiba's turn. Yay....now, I've gotta think of what to write...Hmmm.
Anyway, I don't own Naruto and I never will. I OWN NOTHING MENTIONED IN THIS FIC!!! So no one get there hopes up...
Enjoy this chapter. I'll try and make it worth your time!
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Previously...on Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Kiss, Tell, or Marriage...
"Naruto...I'm pregnant." Sakura told Naruto. "And...Choji is the father."
"Noooooo!!!!" Naruto screamed. "How did this happen!?!?"
"I was lonely...and Choji was there...with his super hott n' spicey chips!" Sakura explained. "I'm sorry Naruto. But I am going to marry him! I never want to see you again."
"But, Sasuke,I love you!" Orochimaru exclaimed, grabbing ahold of Sasukes arm. Sasuke pulled away. "I'm sorry, Orochimaru, I don't love you anymore. I'm in love...with Serverus Snape!" Sasuke said.
Orochimaru felt hot tears fall. "He will never love you the way I do!"
"Miss Yamanaka, I'm sorry to say...but Shikamaru didn't make it." Dr. Suess said. Ino began to sob. "You mean....He'll never be a real boy?"
"I'm afraid not."
"Whyyyy!?!?" Ino sobbed.
"Hinata, I can't let you do this. I can't let you marry Neji!" Shino exclaimed. Hinata looked back at him. "You betrayed me Shino. I asked you to stop the Grasshopper...but you didn't listen!"
"I promise...I'll stop!"
"No you wont!"
Kiba and Hanabi order there food. Hanabi suddenly got this serious yet dreamy look on her face. "Kiba, I have a confession to make..."
"Neji!"
"Tenten!"
"Lee!"
"Ah-"
WHAT THE FUCK!!!! NONE OF THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED!!!
"Oh, Burn."
SHUT UP NARUTO!!!!!!
Previously (serious)
"My hair!" Ino exclaimed.
"Aww...my poor Ino." Shikamaru said, kissing Ino's forehead. "Wanna make out now?" he asked. Ino nodded.
"Aw, c'mon guys, no one wants to see that!" Tenten exclaimed.
"Look who's talking." Sasuke said.
"Oh, burn." Naruto said.
Kiba and Hanabi were greeted by the same waitress as before. "Table for two." Kiba said.
"Okay." The waitress showed them to a table by a large window.
Everyone else was seated as well.
After Kiba and Hanabi order there food, Hanabi suddenly got this serious yet dreamy look on her face. "Kiba, I have a confession to make..."
"Confession?" Kiba asked. "What is it?"
Hanabi smirked, and, unknowingly to Kiba, slipped her heel off. She raised her foot.
"I have a question first." Hanabi said.
"Shoot."
Her foot went....oh god, she's freakin thirteen!!!
As Kiba took a sip of his drink, he felt something crawling up his leg until....oh dear. Kiba began to choke on his drink, and he scooted back in his seat.
If any of you don't get what Hanabi just did...then well...Ignore this.
Meanwhile.
Hinata was watching Kiba and Hanabi. She didn't like it. AT ALL.
Hanabi is SEVEN!!!!!
SEVEN!!
"Hinata, you look upset." Sasuke said, sitting down next to Hinata. Hinata glanced at him, and shrugged her shoulders. She noticed that he didn't have a Chibi Sasuke with him. Weird....
"Hinata, I know your sister is seven and all, but still. Maybe they'll get together. You never know with these Anime Shows. People support different couples. I, for example, support YugiYami on YuGiOh!"
Hinata swung her head to look at him: O.o?
Sasuke blinked. "What? It's cute!?"
Hinata shook her head, and got up from her seat, and sat down on a couch that had suddenly appeared in the last second. Sasuke got up and sat down in a chair next to the couch.
Sasuke cocked his head. "What's troubling you? You can tell me. I'll listen." he said, pulling out a clipboard.
Hinata sighed. "Kiba and Hanabi. She's seven. It makes Kiba look like Orochimaru."
"HEY!" Orochimaru exclaimed from the bushes.
"I told you to stop following me!" Sasuke exclaimed.
"But I want you back!" Orochimaru cried.
"I hate you!"
"I love you!"
"GRAWR!" Sasuke threw Naruto at Orochimaru.
Orochimaru caught Naruto, and licked his lips. "Hey there. How you doin'?"
"Naruto!" Sakura exclaimed, running after Naruto.
Hinata blinked, and shoot her head. Sasuke turned his attention back to her. "Anyway, go on. Kiba and Hanabi."
"Yeah," Hinata started. "I've known Kiba for a long time now, and I care about him as if he was my own brother. He's always been there for me. He's helped my with my problems. He gave me advice on Naruto..."
Sasuke nodded. "I see," he said, putting on his glasses. "Now how does that make you feel?"
Hinata sighed. "Seeing him with Hanabi....it makes me angry."
"Do you have trouble sleeping at night?"
"What? No?"
"Are you getting enough sunlight?"
"I don't know...What does that have to do with an-"
"Have you been having suicidal thoughts?"
"No!"
"I see." Sasuke took his glasses off, and stared at Hinata. "You're not angry, Hinata."
Hinata raised a brow. "I'm not?"
Sasuke shook his head. "You are not. You are what we called covetous, apprehensive, green-eyed, possessive...."
"....What?" Hinata asked, confused.
"Jealous." Sasuke said simply.
Hinata gawked at him. "I am not jealous." she said.
Sasuke smirked. "Think about i-hey, Hanabi is giving Kiba a footjob!"
"What!?!"
"Ha, made you look!"
"Sasuke!"
"Sorry," Sasuke apologized...but then smirked. "But you were upset when I said that. You're jealous that you're not the one over there with Kiba. Talking to him...eating with him...dressed all nice...I mean, I don't blame you. Kiba's sexy."
Hinata looked at him, shocked. Sasuke cleared his throat. "Erm. I mean...He's a great guy. Ummm....Yeah, you're jealous. So, do something about it."
"Why are you telling me this?"
"I dunno. The author is running out of ideas."
"Oh, Burn."
I can kill you all with a simple click of a button.
"Heh," Sasuke scoffed. "He won't actually kill u-"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
The world blew up and everyone died.
The end.
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Yeah I'm kidding.
"See?"
Sasuke was suddenly struck by lightning.
See?
"SASUKE!" Orochimaru cried out, jumping at Sasuke.
"NARUTO!" Sakura exclaimed, grabbing him.
"LEE!" Gai shouted, hugging Lee.
"GAI-SENSEI!" Lee screamed, hugging Gai.
"OROCHIMARU!?!?" Sasuke gasped, running away.
"NEJI!" Tenten shrieked, grabbing Neji.
"TENTEN!" Neji shrieked back, grabbing Tenten.
"OH, KIBA!" Hanabi exclaimed, lunging at Kiba.
"HANABI???" Kiba question, stepping back.
"HANABI!!!!!!!" Hinata shouted, out of character...
"GRASSHOPPER!!!" Shino shouting, catching a grasshopper.
"INO!" Shikamaru moaned, kissing Ino.
"CHUCK NORRIS!!!" Ino replied, kissing Shikamaru.
"WHAT!?" Shikamaru gasped.
"SORRY!" Ino replied.
"CHIPS!" Choji exclaimed, eating chips.
"LUFFY!!!" Luffy shouted.
"WRONG ANIME!" Zoro told Luffy.
"OH!" Luffy replied.
Oh god.
"Hey! What about us?" Kankuro said, pointing at him, Temari, Gaara, Kakashi, Kurenai, and Asuma.
You're not important in this chapter.
"Awwwwww....."
Anyway...
"Hanabi....get off!" Kiba said. Hanabi had tackled Kiba to the ground, hugging him. Hanabi look at him for a second, before smiling and jumping up. She offered him her hand. He grabbed it, and she helped him up.
"Sorry about that. I got carried away."
"It's fine." Kiba said dusting himself off.
They stood there in silence for a while.
Then Hanabi got an idea. "Hey, Kiba, you wanna dance?"
Kiba frowned, scratching the back of his head. "I'm not much of a dancer."
Hanabi smiled. "That's okay. I'll teach you."
Kiba shrugged. "Alright, I don't see the harm in it." he replied, offering his hand to her like a gentleman.
Hanabi smiled. "Alright!...The afterward we can go back to my place." she mumbled.
"What was the last part?"
"Nothing!"
Hey...what ever happened to Akamaru???
Meanwhile back at Narutos Place
Akamaru howled.
What the hell!? he barked. I go outside to pee and everyone leaves! Even Kiba!
Akamaru growled.
I'm soooo pissing on him when he's asleep tonight.......
Heh...oh burn...
Back at the Restaurant
hey now
hey now
hey now
hey now
have you ever seen such a beautiful night
i could almost kiss the stars for shining so bright
when i see you smiling i go uh oh oh
Yeah...Hilary Duff was there. Believe it.
"BELIEVE IT!"
Shut up.
"Oh, burn..."
Ugh,
Anyway....
Hanabi and Kiba were dancing on the dance floor, along with other couples.
Hinata frowned as she watched them.
"Tenten, wanna dance?" Neji asked Tenten.
"Hell yeah!" she replied. The two of the went to the dance floor and began to dance....can you picture it? I can't picture Neji getting down and jiggy wit it....
"Shik-"
"No."
"Whhhhhyyyyyy???"
"Because."
"YOU'RE MEAN!"
i would never want to miss this
cause in my heart i know what this is
hey now hey now this is what dreams are made of
hey now hey now this is what dreams are made of
"So...Kiba. How many girlfriends have you had?" Hanabi asked, wrapping her arms around Kiba's neck.
"Ummm..."
"Oh, Lemme guess! Hmm....five!"
"Uh, no."
"Four?"
"No."
"Three?"
"Noooo...."
"...Two?"
"NO."
"Two and a half?"
"No, Hanabi! I haven't had a girlfriend." Kiba told her, annoyed.
Hanabi smiled, and her eyes shined. "You mean I'm your first!"
"What? You're not my girlfriend."
"Yes I am."
"No you're not."
"Yes I am."
"No you're not."
"No I'm not!"
"Yes you are!"
"HA I AM!"
"WHAT? No!"
i've got somewhere i belong
i've got somebody to love
this is what dreams are made of
have you ever wondered what life is about
you could search the world and never figure it out
you dont have to sail the oceans uh no no
"What about kissing? Kiba, have you ever kissed a girl before?" Hanabi asked him.
"No." Kiba replied, flatly.
Hanabi grinned. "Have you ever wanted to kiss a girl?" she asked.
Kiba shrugged. "Yeah, of course."
"Who?"
"Not you."
Wow....Kiba, you sure have a way with the ladies, don't cha?
"Don't cha wish your girlfriend was HOTT like me!?"
Damn you,Sasuke.
happyness is no mystery
it's here and now it's you and me
hey now hey now this is what dremas are made of
hey now hey now this is what dreams are made of
i've got somewhere i belong
i've got somebody to love
this is what dreams are made of
"Kiba, I surprisingly like you." Hanabi said, pulling Kiba's body close to hers. "Who do you like? You can tell me."
Your sister. Kiba thought. He glanced out the corner of his eye, and spotted Hinata.
Yeah, Kiba loved Hinata. He loved Hinata with all his being. Not that she cared...or knew for that matter. He remembered the day he first realized he had a crush on her. He was walking through town, and he saw Hinata walk down the street holding a little white flower. She looked so pretty. So calm. She even had a small smile pasted on her lips. Kiba always thought she was cute. But seeing her that day didn't make him think of cute...it made him think of beautiful...then Naruto came. He walked right up to her, and asked her if she had seen Sakura. What nerve. It made Kiba's blood boil.
That was the day Kiba fell inlove.
Not that he'd ever admit it.
"No one. I don't like anyone." Kiba told her.
Hanabi frowned. "Don't you like me?"
"Not like that."
"Well...I bet I could change that..."
open your eyes(this is what dreams are made of)
shout to the sky( this is what dreams are made of)
when i see you smiling i go uh oh oh
yesterday my life was life was color
now everything's technocolored
Hinata continued to watch them. She thought about what Sasuke had said to her. She wasn't jealous. That just didn't...
Hinata sighed.
She love Kiba. She loved him like a brother...
...a brother...
...a brother who was always there for her...
...a brother that told her to give up on Naruto...
...a brother that stuck up for her....
...a brother that saved her life...
...a brother who saved her from Chucky...
...a brother who had a super sexy body...
...a friend that she mistook for a brotherly figure...
...a friend who cared about her...
...a friend that made her laugh...
...a friend...that she loved...
...a lover that she wanted....
"Oh my god..." Hinata gasped.
hey now hey now this is what dreams are made of
hey now hey now this is what dreams are made of
"Kiss me." Hanabi whispered. She placed both of her hands on Kiba's cheeks, and began to slowly lean forward.
Everything seemed to be in slow motion for Kiba.
Hinata...
She wouldn't care.
She would be happy...
She thought of him as a brother anyway...
That's all he would ever me...
Kiba stared at Hanabi's face.
It didn't matter anymore....
Kiba began to lean in....
i've got somewhere i belong
i've got somebody to love
this is what dreams are made of
Hinata couldn't believe what she was seeing.
Kiba was leaning in towards Hanabi, his eyes shut....
He was going to kiss her.
Hinata couldn't let it happen.
She looked around, and saw Sasuke looking at her. "Only you can stop it." he told her.
Hinata didn't want Kiba to kiss Hanabi!
Hinata didn't want Kiba to kiss PERIOD!
Panicking, Hinata stood up from where she was sitting, and looked around the room. She couldn't think of what would stop them. She could throw something at them...but she would probably end up hitting one of the waitresses...
Then something red caught her eye.
It read 'In Case Of Fire Emergency...PULL'
She ran as fast as she could...and she ended up knocking Lee over.
"LEE!!! ARE YOU HURT!?!?!"
"G-G-Gai-Sens-sei.....I see th-the light..."
"STAY WITH ME LEE!!!!"
Yeah, that's enough of that.
Hinata reached her point, and had one more glance at Kiba and Hanabi...then pulled the lever.
BEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone jumped, startled.
Then....little droplets of water began to fall from the ceiling. Almost like it was raining inside.
"MY HAIR!!!" Ino exclaimed grabbing her head.
"INO'S HAIR!!!" Shikamaru exclaimed.
Hinata watched as Kiba and Hanabi pulled apart. Hanabi screamed, and ran out of the building. Kiba shook his head, and looked around until his eyes met Hinata's. They stared at each other for what seemed like hours. Hinata didn't realize it, but she still had her hand on the lever...and Kiba noticed.
He blinked. Hinata had done this...and he couldn't imagine why...He was about to kiss Hanabi...maybe it was coincidence.
Back at Narutos House
After Kiba dropped Hanabi home, she gave him a quick peck on the cheek. Then they all went back to Narutos place.
"So...how did it go?" Shikamaru asked.
Kiba shrugged. "Not bad. Not the best, but not the worst." he replied.
Hinata didn't know if she liked that answer.
Shikamaru sighed. "Well...while I was making out with Ino at that restaurant...I came up with your next dare." he told Kiba.
"Dandy." Kiba said.
"Who's Dandy?" Lee asked.
"Your mom." Sasuke replied.
"Oh, Burn." Naruto said.
Anyway...
"What's the dare?" Kiba asked. It couldn't be too terrible. After all, he just went out, got footed, and almost kissed a seven-year-old. Well, thirteen...but still.
Shikamaru grinned evily. He had spent some time on this next dare... and he thought it was good...and would totally humiliate Kiba.
Shikamaru didn't have anything against Kiba...he just thought he had better do something useful before all of man kind knew him as 'Lazy Ass'...
Too Late....
"Shut up. Anyway," Shikamaru started. "Kiba, onto your next dare....I dare you too...."
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To Be Continued....
"Oh, Bur-GAHHHHH! HEY STOP THAT!!! NO! NOT THE LIGHTNING!!!"
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Yeah....I went there...Heh. Oh boy. What is Kiba gonna do? What about Hinata? Will she go home for this? What about Hanabi? Neji? Will Neji pass out and not wake up for another ten chapters? Hmmm...I'm not sure. I'll figure that all out later.
Anyway, I hope you guys liked this chapter. I tired to make it worth your time...and Im sorry if it's not. But, I'll try to update soon. I know I say this every time...BUT HEY! I could be worse...I could not update for years like some authors. I hate when that happens. Especially when I love the story and it ends with a cliffhanger!!! :'( So sad. Well Review. Also, give ideas for who you want Kiba to kiss. It can be ANYONE!!! I mean...ANYONE....from another anime...a real person...Hannah Montana...well, maybe not her, but you get the idea.
Remember...I OWN NOTHING MENTIONED IN THIS FIC! NOR WILL I EVER!
Thank you for your time.
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