Hey everyone. Yay, I'm updating! And hey, it didn't even take me that long...Well, it did...but shut up. At least I'm not one of those authors who write a story and then don't update for years! Like, I have some favored stories that were written back in 2006 and they haven't updated since then! UGH! So, I end up making up my own ending. Ta-dah. So, I think this will be the last of Kiba's turn...what does he have to do again? Heh, I forgot. I'll look it up in a minute in the PREVIOUSLY and whatnot. Anyway...What will happen? Not sure, let's see where this takes us...Bwhaha.
Disclaimer: Hmm, I wonder what would happen if I said I owned everything...
(*Somewhere in the world, Masashi Kishimoto is reading this and putting the Authors name on a hitlist and sending Ninjas to take him out...*)
Heh...heeeehhh...It's not worth it. I don't own Naruto or anything mentioned in this story. If I DID own it...Well...This story is a little piece of what it would be like...Bwhahahahaha! Erm...enjoy.
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Shikamaru sighed. "Well...while I was making out with Ino at that restaurant...I came up with your next dare." he told Kiba.
"Dandy." Kiba said.
"Who's Dandy?" Lee asked.
"Your mom." Sasuke replied.
"Oh, Burn." Naruto said.
Anyway...
"What's the dare?" Kiba asked. It couldn't be too terrible. After all, he just went out, got footed, and almost kissed a seven-year-old. Well, thirteen...but still.
Shikamaru grinned evily. He had spent some time on this next dare... and he thought it was good...and would totally humiliate Kiba.
Shikamaru didn't have anything against Kiba...he just thought he had better do something useful before all of man kind knew him as 'Lazy Ass'...
Too Late...
"Shut up. Anyway," Shikamaru started. "Kiba, onto your next dare...I dare you too..."
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"...Run around the Hyuga Mansion...
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...Naked."
Silence.
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Awkward Silence.
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Naruto's jaw dropped, Sakura's face turned bright red, Sasuke got a nose bleed, Kakashi dropped his book, Ino's face also turned bright red and she gasped, Choji choked on his chips, Asuma's 'cigarette' (a twig) that he found fell out of his mouth, Shikamaru raised a brow and smirked, Shino's jaw also dropped in shock and disgust, Hinata's face turned redder than Inos and Sakuras and her world began to spin, Kurenai held her hands up to her face, Neji passed out, Tenten gasped, Lee thought this was unyouthful and showed it, Gai did the same, Temari smirked pervertedly, Kankuro smeared his make-up in shock, and Gaara was...Gaara?
Kiba on the other hand...
Was for once...
Speechless.
He stared at Shikamaru with wide eyes, and his mouth hung wide open...and he didn't say anything. He didn't even move. Everyone stared at him for a minute in silence.
They already had Gai strip and run around town...but that was TOWN. No one was going to remember it was Gai who stripped in a few months...
But...Kiba had to run around the HYUGA Mansion...NAKED. They were HYUGAS! HYUGAS!
Kiba was going to die today.
Kiba's mind was EXPLODING.
Naked Hyuga Naked Mansion Naked around NAKED Hinata and Hanabi Mansion NAKED me NAKED!, Kiba shouted in his head. Naked...Naked...IN THE HYUGA MANSION! I can't do it...I wanna live...and be clothed...NAKED!
30 Minutes passed...and Kiba didn't budge. He didn't even BLINK! That should be in the book of world records...
Sakura leaned forward and moved her hand across Kiba's face. "Hey, Kiba did you die? I think he died. Shikamaru I think you killed Kiba." Sakura said.
"Wow, Shikamaru...breakin' the law." Ino said, hanging over Shikamaru's shoulder. "Super sexy."
"Yeah thanks." Shikamaru mumbled. "He's not dead...I don't think."
Naruto began poking Kiba with a stick. Kiba still didn't move. "Yeah, he's dead." Naruto stated. "Let's go burry him."
"I have a shovel." Shino said, standing up, a shovel magically appearing in his hand. Kurenai took the shovel away.
"What have I told you about burring your teammates?"
"It's rude..."
"Exactly."
Kiba still didn't move. The only words in his head were Naked, Hyuga, and Hinata. Hinata is a HYUGA! He thought.
Thanks, Captain Obvious.
Shut up, General Sarcasm. I'm sulking and stalling for time! Kiba growled in his head. Hinata lives there...and her father is an ass hole...her sister is now thriteen and horny...Hm. What could possibly go wrong...
Everything.
AHHHHHHH! I DON'T WANNA BE EXPOSED! DAMN YOU AUTHOR AND SHIKAMARU! Kiba then began to twitch.
"Hey, he moved!" Sakura shouted.
Everyone gathered around Kiba, and waited to see if he'd do anything else. He didn't.
Hinata stood in the back ground. She didn't know what to think...She didn't want to see her best friend NAKED! Who would want to?
Every perverted fangirl and fanboy in this world, der.
Hinata shook her head. She began to feel dizzy...she didn't know if she could handle it...Then Hanabi would be there...THAT made her blood boil. Knowing that her sister was now magically older and a teenage fangirl...something was going to go wrong...
Suddenly, Tenten let out a sad cry. "NEJI'S DEAD!"
"Neji, too!" Sakura shouted. They all then noticed that Neji had passed out...again.
Oh dear.
Right now, all you Neji fangirl are writing me hate mail.
LOVELY.
FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC.
Can't wait to read it.
Anyway...
Neji's passed out again...This time, it wasn't Lee's fault.
Tenten grabbed Shikamaru by the collar. "YOU DID THIS!"
Shikamaru blinked, shocked and a tad bit scared at the fire burning in her eyes. "What did I do?"
"YOU CAME UP WITH THAT DARE AND IT MADE NEJI THINK! WHEN NEJI THINKS HE PASSES OUT! NOW HE MAY NEVER WAKE UP! Atleast..." Tenten paused and thought. "...He'll be down for a few chapters anyway...unless the author comes up with an excuse to wake him up...HINT HINT!"
...I don't get it.
"Grrr." Tenten growled and released Shikamaru. Ino grabbed his arm.
"You okay?" she asked.
"I'm fine. I almost pissed myself, but I'm fine. Has Kiba moved yet?" Shikamaru asked. Everyone turned their attention back to Kiba...who was still frozen in place.
They all stared at him.
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"I think he really is dead."
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"Anyone got any cards?"
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"Yeah, Kiba died. Let's go burry him."
"No, wait, did you see that? His eye twitched..."
"...No it didn't..."
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Shikamaru sighed. He walked over to Kiba, and bitched slapped him.
HAHAHAHAHA picture it.
Kiba snapped out of his trance, and shook his head. He held his hand to cheek and shouted, "WHAT THE HELL MAN!"
"Good, you're alive." Shikamaru smirked.
"Kiba's alive!" Shino shouted from outside. "But already stared digging!"
Kurenai shook her head, and went outside to bring Shino back in.
Kiba stood and glared at Shikamaru. "I hate you."
"Thanks."
"I hate you."
"Don't be so rude."
"I hate you."
Shikamaru frowned. "Do you think this will get you out of your dare?"
"I hate you."
"It won't. You still have a kiss, too..."
"I hate you."
"I KNOW."
"I hate you."
Kiab continued to glare at Shikamaru, and Shikamaru sighed. Temari suddenly appeared at Kibas side.
"C'MON! Let's go! Kiba needs to get naked!" Temari grabbed him and pulled him out the door.
"Only if the author takes away the ears and tail!"
Awww...fine.
Kiba's ears and tail were gone, and he looked like he did and the beginning of this story. Temari continued to pull him out the door.
Everyone blinked, and slowly followed.
Well, except Hinata.
She was is shock.
She slowly followed everyone else...
-At the Hyuga Mansion-
Kiba was hid in a bush, but he was still clothed. "I'm not going to get naked it you people continue to WATCH me like PERVERTS!"
It was true...everyone was circled around him...waiting for him to strip.
Pervs...
Everyone(well, except Hinata, Sasuke, and Neji...who's still passed out...Hate mail here I come...) turned around. Hinata was over by the door, away from everyone else. Kiba glared at Sasuke, and Sasuke stared back.
"Well, strip." Sasuke comanded.
"Are you insane! I'm not stripping if you're gonna watch me! That goes for you too, Temari!"
"Aww." Temari sadly turned around.
Sasuke shook his head. "What if I give you a dollar?"
"What? NO!"
"...Two dollars?"
"NOOOO!"
"...Three?"
Kiba picked up a large rock and threw it at Sasukes head...and since Sasuke has slow reflexes...it hit him.
Kiba sighed, and walked over behind a wide tree, and unzipped his jacket. He couldn't believe he was actually going to do this...If he didn't die before...he'd die now.
Kiba took off his shirt, then took his pants off...soon he was naked. Shikamaru had given him a towel to put on until he got inside.
He walked out from behind the tree. Everyone turned around, and looked down expecting something to show...but remember the towel. Keep your hopes down fangirls...God.
"How am I suppose to do this...?" Kiba asked. Shikamaru shrugged.
"I don't know...nor do I care. Just go. Run and...do what ever...we'll meet you at the other end of the Mansion."
"You mean we can't follow him!" the girls (not Hinata or Kurenai...) shouted.
"NO! YOU CAN'T!" Shikamaru exclaimed, angry. Ino pouted. Sakura sighed. Temari crossed her arms. Tenten frowned.
"Whhhhhhyyyyy?" they whined.
"BECAUSE!" Naruto and Shikamaru exclaimed.
Kiba frowned...he wondered if they knew he was still there...he better make sure.
"I'm still here."
"We know."
"'Kay, just making sure."
Naruto hugged Sakura. "Why do you wanna see Kiba naked, Sakura! I thought you loved me!" he cried.
Sakura pushed him away. "I do love you...but I'm a teenage fangirl. Don't remember the beginning of the series? When Sasuke was my life? Yeah, every girl pictured him naked..."
"Since when did Kiba become so attractive?" Naruto asked.
"Since last chapter. He'll be totally last week when it's someone elses turn."
"I'm still here." Kiba stated, annoyed.
"We know." Everyone said, flatly.
"Ok, I'm just gonna streak now." Kiba said, and walked to the door. Hinata was still at the door. Kiba approached her, and sighed.
"Hinata, I'm sorry." he told her. Hinata blushed, and looked down at the floor.
"I'm not going to be inside..."
"I know, I'm apologizing for your entire family." Kiba winked at her, and she smiled. She leaned over and opened the door.
"You can go..." Hinata's face is now a cherry.
Kiba sighed. "Alright...I hope no one tries to kill me..."
Kiba walked inside the mansion, and shut the door. No one was in the hall...yet...
He removed the towel, and wrapped it around his hand so that he'd have it when he was finished with this freakin' dare.
He stood there, completely naked. Then he heard someones voice...and he recognized it...
"Hanabi..." he whispered.
Sure enough, Hanabi turned the corner, and her eyes landed on Kiba. Her jaw dropped, and Kiba waved at her.
"Hi, Hanabi. I'm here to streak through your house. This a good time?" he asked, trying to lighten up with moment. Hanabi didn't say anything.
Kiba shifted, uncomfortable...but then again, some girl was staring at him...and he was naked...wouldn't you be uncomfortable?
Yes...yes you would.
Hanabi's eyes suddenly turned to hearts, and she ran towards him.
"I KNEW YOU'D COME FOR ME, KIBA! MY LOVE!"
"Oh, God..."
Kiba began to run away before Hanabi could reach him. She chased him into the next room...where all the old Hyuga...people...talked about...old stuff...
"What the hell!"
"Who's that!"
"Oh, God!"
"Where's my pudding cup?"
"He's an Inuzuka!"
"My eyes!"
Kiba ran out of the room, and went to the next room...which was the kitchen. Most of the women were in here...Oh dear.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Some screams were out of fright...some not...
"Sorry!" Kiba shouted his apology and ran to the next room...Two people were playing Chess.
"WHAT THE HELL! GET OUT!"
"I SUNK YOUR BATTLE SHIP!"
"FRANK THIS IS CHESS!"
Kiba stood there for a moment, then realized that Hanabi was still chasing him. He was about to run, but then be bumped into a woman.
She let out a terrified scream and punched him in the face.
"OW!"
"HELP!" she screamed.
"NO! IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK! I'M NOT GONNA-"
"AHHHHH!" she began to kick him. Kiba protected...his place, and stood up.
"Ow! Stop it, you crazy-Ow! Ouch! STOP!" Kiba began to make a run for it.
The woman also chased him...and don't forget about Hanabi...
Kiba was more than half way through the Mansion, and he could see the door.
He unwrapped the towel, and tied it around his waist. He ran out the door and ran to the group waiting for him. Everyone was laughing (not Hinata) at Kiba's pain as he stopped infront of them.
Hanabi and the lady were at the doorstep. The lady picked up a rock and threw it at Kiba.
"You crazy Bitch! It was a dare! I wasn't going to do anything to you! Owwww...That hurt!"
The lady put her hand to her heart. "Oh, sorry. I didn't know. Sorry."
And with that, she turned and walked off as if nothing had happened.
Kiba shuttered. "Let's go...before Hanabi comes after us."
"Agreed." Hinata said.
After Kiba got dressed, they headed back to Narutos house.
-Back at Naruto's House-
"That was awful." Kiba muttered, his face completely red.
"I know...We didn't get to see you naked!" Temari cried.
"I hate you all. You weren't exposed for the whole world to see."
"I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL, KIBA! I HAD THE WHOLE TOWN SEE ME! IT WAS UNYOUTHFUL!" Gai exclaimed, a waterfall of tears falling down his cheeks.
"OH GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
They hugged...and the sunset...and shit. Y'know.
Kiba shook his head. "Is my turn over yet?" he asked.
Shikamaru smirked. "The Kiiiisssss!" he taunted.
Kiba frowned. "Lovely. Who am I going to kiss? If you say Hanabi, I will kill you...and you will be dead...because I will have killed you...and you will be dead. DEAD."
"...Okay. I won't. Let me think..." Shikamaru thought for a moment. How could he make Kiba's turn any worse...? A gay kiss...? Nah, to predicable...
Hm. He was stumped.
"I don't know. Maybe there'll have to be another chapter so the Author has some time to think."
OH HELL NO! WE'RE FINISHING THIS TURN!
"Fine."
Naruto smirked. "Oh, Bur-"
No.
"But I haven't said it this chap-"
No.
"But-"
I said no.
Naruto frowned, but then smiled from ear to ear. "OH BURN!" he shouted.
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Naruto...
"That's right." Naruto said.
Naruto was suddenly hit my lightning.
"AHHHH!" he screamed. "You know what! Screw this! I'm leaving!"
"Naruto, you can't just leave!" Sakura exclaimed.
"Yes, I'm leaving! I'm going to write my own fanfic and I will get more reviews than this damn AUTHOR!"
You do that.
Naruto then went to the emo corner to write his fanfic...
Ugh, anyway...
Shikamaru suddenly got an idea. It was...some what predicable...if you read the reviews. Heh...you guys were kidding, but who cares?
"Kiba...I have it." Shikamaru said. Kiba glared at him.
"Who do I smooch?" he asked.
Shikamaru smirked. "Tenten."
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"What?"
"What?"
Tenten and Kiba looked at each other...and blushed.
( Note...I don't support it...officially. It's my favorite crack, though. XP )
Shikamaru nodded.
Everyone sat there in silence. Boy...Neji was going to be pissed.
Kiba sighed. "Okay." he muttered. He walked over to Tenten, bent down, and grabbed her face in his hands.
He pressed his lips to hers.
Naruto's jaw dropped, Sakura's eyes widened, Sasuke smirked and looked down at uncontious Neji, Kakashi sighed and read his book, Ino gasped, Shikamaru was shocked, Choji ate his chips, Asuma couldn't care less, Kurenai gasped, Hinata felt an uneasy urge to punch Tenten, Shino giggled (?), Neji was passed out, Lee and Gai sighed in youth and forgot about Neji, Temari was jealous, Kankuro wrote down everything that just happened for his Puppet Show, and Gaara...need I say more?
Hinata didn't like it. Kiba and Tenten! No...NO! Besides...what was Neji going to say! She felt bad for whoever had to tell him...oh and for Kiba.
Kiba and Tenten broke away, and Kiba went back to his seat. Tenten blinked, and blushed. She looked at Kiba.
"You area GREAT kisser!" she gasped. Kiba smiled at her.
"Why, thank you." he winked.
What the hell...Now he's flirtly? Well, Damn. I'm not going to be the one to tell Neji. I feel bad for the poor soul...and I get to choose the poor soul...Bwhahahaha!
Hinata didn't like it. She had the urge to go over and beat the living Hell outta Tenten...
Okay, she was jealous...but oh well. She had just realized that she loved Kiba...so this was a bit difficult for her...Hinata was...really upset.
She crossed her arms over her chest, and looked down at the floor. She was unamused.
Kiba snatched the bottle away from Shikamaru. "Okay...I have a question."
"What?" Shikamaru asked.
"So, this game is called Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Kiss, Tell or Marriage...right?"
"Right." Everyone answered.
"What's Marriage?"
Everyone sat in silence and thought about it.
"I...I think it's where they have to marry someone of your choice..." Sakura replied.
"Isn't that a bit much?" Kiba asked.
"It depends on who gets married. One of the Sensei's could get married...but the kids...not so much..." Sakura said.
"Yeah, I don't think I wanna take the chance with that...Someone else can. I think this will be a...Kiss...and a truth. That good?"
"Yeah."
"That works."
"All good."
Everyone agreed.
Kiba smirked. "So, Kiss and Truth."
He spun the bottle...
Spin...
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It landed on...Temari...
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Heh...what will happen to Temari? Who will she Kiss? What will be her truth...? Not sure, but I'll figure it out. Alright...so Review, and tell me what you think, and if you have any Ideas then tell me. XD Alright.
So...I was thinking...So I already have 262 reviews...I was thinking that whoever my 300th reviewer is...I'll ask them if they want to appear in a couple Chapters...if they don't then...Well, not sure. Anyway, if they do, I'll message them and ask them, and get information and ask what ideas they have. They also get to choose who goes in that next chapter...even if they've already done it. I mean, think about it...they're spinning a BOTTLE! It's bound to land on someone again...so, they get to choose the turn and appear in the chapter(s) and we'll talk about that together...Ha. Interested? Then wait...because 300 is a bit away...well 38 reviews...Hm. So good luck...I guess. Also, if it happens to be one of those anonymous reviewers...Leave your email! Okay...I don't want to have to give it to someone else...that's just sad.
So...There we are. I'll see you next time! XD