Hello and welcome back! I told you all I'd update faster...well...I didn't...but you get the idea. Hah. So, now it's Temari's turn...Hm. How many people do I need? Let's see...I haven't done Kankuro, Asuma, Kurenai, Hinata, Naruto, Gaara, Neji...then I'm doing Temari right now...Holy potato chips we're almost done...Oh, and who ever the 300th reviewer chooses...Hm. Almost finished people! So sad, huh? Enjoy it while it's still going on. Haha,
Speaking of the 300th reviewer...Who ever gets that I will PM them or email...I guess. We're getting close...A few rules though...just so you people know. Keep it T rated if you have an idea. No...incredibly sexual crap...or nu-well...we've already had nudity...Hah...Romance is ok...just no sex...Also, I know some people love characters that aren't in this story...like Itachi, for example. If you choose the turn...They have to of already shown up. I'm sorry...but I don't know much about some of the other characters...I mean, I haven't really watched the series for a while...sad, yes, but I plan on watching it. So...choose some one who's already in the story. The only other people I'd ALLOW would be...Jiriya, Tsunade, Orochimaru...maybe Itachi...but that's it. But you had better have a great idea as to how they show up and how it becomes their turn. And if your idea won't work...I'll tell you sorry and think of something else. Also, don't be a baby. I know some people would be like "I WANT ITACHI! I WON'T TAKE PART IN THIS IF IT ISN'T WITH HIM!" or whatever. Okay, look, if you don't want to do it, fine. Have a good reason. I won't force you to do this...I'll just give it to the 299th reviewer.
That's about it...I'll choose them soon enough...Haha. Now that that's out of the way...Let's continue on with the story, shall we?
Disclaimer: I own nothing. I don't own anything mention in this fic, and this fic is just written for my entertainment and the entertainment of others.
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Previously...
Kiba snatched the bottle away from Shikamaru. "Okay...I have a question."
"What?" Shikamaru asked.
"So, this game is called Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Kiss, Tell or Marriage...right?"
"Right." Everyone answered.
"What's Marriage?"
Everyone sat in silence and thought about it.
"I...I think it's where they have to marry someone of your choice..." Sakura replied.
"Isn't that a bit much?" Kiba asked.
"It depends on who gets married. One of the Sensei's could get married...but the kids...not so much..." Sakura said.
"Yeah, I don't think I wanna take the chance with that...Someone else can. I think this will be a...Kiss...and a truth. That good?"
"Yeah."
"That works."
"All good."
Everyone agreed.
Kiba smirked. "So, Kiss and Truth."
He spun the bottle...
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It landed on...Temari...
"Well, it's about damn time!" Temari snorted. "I've been waiting for this since I started play. Bring it on, Kiba!"
Kiba blinked, and made sure the bottle landed right. He was hoping it would land on someone like Naruto...or something. Not Temari. He didn't know what the crap to do for Temari.
"Ummm..." Kiba began to think.
Temari sighed. "You didn't plan anything, did you? Ugh..." she muttered.
Kiba shook his head, and began to think some more. What was something everyone wanted to know about Temari...and how would he make her kiss? He'd take care of the hard one first...and that was the Truth...
You know...we haven't looked into everyone's minds for a while...Let's take a look to stall for time...
Naruto: I'm hungry...like, really, really, REALLY hungry...I should get up and get some ramen...WAIT I'M OUT! Arguuhhhhhh...Hmmm...Choji...
Sakura: Why is Naruto looking at Choji like that...?
Sasuke: Come sail away...Come sail away...Come sail away with MEEEEEEE! God, I love STYX!
Kakashi: No...why? This damn fanfic desigused as a pervy novel is making me angry! I would never do that to Iruka!
Kiba: Okay...I know who she's going to kiss...heh, she's gonna kick my ass but it'll be worth it. I've had worse...Hm, now what should I ask her? Uhhh...Who does she like? Nah...knowing this author, if I asked her that it could result in some nasty cat fights...Uggghhhh...
Hinata: I can't believe he kissed Tenten! I mean...why? Why did he act like it was nothing? Did...did he want to kiss Tenten? *Gasp* Does Kiba...like Tenten!
Shino: This is rediculous...I had that grasshopper IN MY POCKET! Where could it have gone?
Kurenai: Oh, I'm so hott. No one doesn't even realize just how hott I am...Asuma should care...hehe.
Shikamaru: ...Is Ino trying to touch my butt...?
Ino: Just...a bit...farther...
Choji: Hmmmm...Oh! Grasshopper flavoring! That must be new! Yummy!
Asuma: Oh, I'm so hott. No one doesn't even realize just how hott I am...Kurenai should care...hehe.
Neji: ...
Tenten: That was a great kiss...I wish Neji would just surpise me...WAKE UP! WAKE UP, NEJI! WAKEY WAKEY!
Lee: I'm going to buy a pet squirrel...then I'm gonna buy a Beetles CD! THEY HAVE YOUTHFUL HAIR!
Gai: I'm a sexy Green BEAST!
Temari: I didn't get to see Kiba naked...oh well. I wonder who he's gonna make me kiss...Oh, maybe he's secretly inlove with me and will make me kiss him then the truth will be what I think of him! Ohhhhh! I have my response!
Kankuro: Alright...so then Kirbu will say, "This isn't peanutbutter...it's poop!" Hahahahahaaa! My puppet show will be famous! The Muppet's will be jealous!
Gaara: I miss my Teddy Bear...
Oh yeah...Now I remember why I never do that anymore...ridiculous...Although I'm looking forward to that puppet show...
Anyway, Kiba thought long and hard...what could he ask her that would leave her speechless? Or something that would make her hesitate...and make everyone curious about her answer.
Kiba shook his head, thinking that maybe he'd think of something that way...
Hm, I don't even have any ideas. Let's stall for time.
Naruto jumped to his feet. "I'm hungry! ...Oh, Choji..." Naruto turned and smiled evily at Choji. Choji looked up, and knew exactly was Naruto was thinking.
"No, this is my last bag!" he exclaimed, protecting his chips.
Naruto then glomped (?) Choji and tackled him to the floor. "Gimme one!"
"No!"
"Gimme!"
"No! They're brand new!"
"I don't care! Gimme!"
"Grasshopper flavoring!"
Shino perked up, and then tacked Choji and Naruto. "Mine!" Shino exclaimed, reaching for the chips.
"Naruto! Get up!" Sakura yelled. Naruto ignored her, and continued to wrestle for the chips.
"They're mine!"
"I want one!"
"Grasshopper!"
"Damn," Shikamaru said. "Shino's turn really screwed him up, didn't it?"
Kurenai nodded. "Yeah, I've never seen him fight like this."
"Hm. Has he seen Bugs Life?" Shikamaru asked, trying to make conversation.
"Oh, he loves that movie." Kurenai replied, rolling her eyes. "Kiba hates it. Once, when Kiba killed on of Shino's bug, Shino strapped Kiba to a chair and made him watch it...eight times in a row."
"No kiddin'?"
"Nope."
"Damn."
Okay...
Things are now random. Too random for this story...and that's pretty random.
Suddenly the Kool-aid guy broke through the wall. "OH YEAH!"
"Hey didn't I smash you?" Ino asked.
The Kool-aid guy froze, and began to back away. "Oh, yeah..."
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ANYWAY!
Kiba then thought of it.
'Bout damn time.
Kiba thought of something that would work...he didn't know if it would be embarrassing or not...since it was Temari, but it'd do.
"HEY! I have it! I have the truth!" Kiba shouted. Everyone stopped what they were doing, and went back to there places...except Naruto, who had made himself comfy in Choji's lap. Sakura frowned.
"Naruto, get over here!"
"No," Naruto said. "I've almost got a chip. Besides...Choji is very comfy."
Choji smiled at this...and his teeth went PING!
"WE CAN DO THAT TOO!" Lee and Gai shouted. "WANNA SEE?"
"No..." everyone said, flatly. Lee and Gai sat down sadly, and pouted.
Kiba blinked a few times. "Anyway, so I came up with something-"
"Sexy." Temari interrupted him.
Kiba sat there, dumbfounded. "What?"
"What?" Temari replied.
"Ummm...anyway, I figured out your truth, Temari. Sorry if it's not that good...I couldn't think of anything else. " Kiba apologized.
Temari shrugged. "It's all good. As long as it's not something stupid and easy. Give me a challenge."
"Alright...it's kind of a challenge...Temari...
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What do you think of every guy in this room? Give details, and you can't skip anyone." Kiba said.
Temari stared at him.
Everyone looked back and forth between them.
That...didn't see too bad...unless...well, y'know.
Temari frowned. "Are you serious?" she asked.
"Um, yeah. I'm serious." he replied, crossing his arms over his chest.
This is just what I needed! I was hoping he would ask what i thought of just him...not every guy! Ugh...I was gonna tell him he was cute but not for me...but then I was going to leave everyone hanging with who I really love... Temari thought. She really didn't want to play now...
The man she was inlove with...
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What ever was she going to do?
"I'm not gonna do it." Temari stated.
Kiba frowned, and glared at her. "Temari, I let you off EASY! You don't have to streak through the Hyuga house or streak through town or pole dance or tell us about your gay lesbian dreams or any of the crap the rest of us are doing!"
"...Point?"
Kiba let out a frustrated sigh. "Temari...just go around the room and say what you think of all the guys here...it's not that difficult."
Oh suuuuuure... Temari groaned in her head.
She wasn't very happy...but then again, she never turned down a challenge...she was going to have to suck it up. If he didn't love her back...then she'd beat the living Hell out of him until he did.
Temari smiled. "Alright, I'll do it. Where should I start?" she asked.
Naruto bounced up and down on Choji's lap and waved his arms. "START WITH ME FIRST! ME ME ME ME!" he shouted.
Temari smirked. "Alright,"
Sakura frowned, and glared at Temari. She better not say anything bad...sure Naruto has flaws...tons of flaws...but I still love him...oh, and she BETTER NOT flirt with him! Sakura growled in her head.
"Okay, Naruto," Temari stared. "I hate you're orange jump suit. I HATE it! I mean...how are you suppose to blend in? Orange is the new camo! Ugh, but I do have to say...You have the prettiest eyes I have ever seen. They remind me of the ocean!"
"Awww, thanks Tem- HEY! DON'T GO DISSEN' ON THE ORANGE!" Naruto shouted.
"It's ugly, get over it."
"IT IS NOT! RIGHT?"
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"I hate you all. I'm going back to my fanfic..." Naruto then went back to his corner to update his fanfic.
Temari rolled her eyes, and turned her attention to Sasuke. "Sasuke," she stared.
Sasuke looked up at her, and raised a brow. I could care less about what she thinks of me...she thinks I'm sexy. And, heh, I am. Sasuke thought.
"Sasuke...you're hair looks like a ducks ass." she said.
"AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Naruto burst out laughing from his corner. "IT DOES!"
Everyone's jaws dropped in shock. Sasuke began to twitch. "What...?"
"It does!" Temari continued. "I mean...look at it from the side! HA! It's just so stupid looking! How much time do you spend on you're hair? Heh...Oh. But I must say...you have really shiny hair, if that makes you feel any better. What's your secret?"
Sasuke crossed his arms. "L'Oreal...because I'm worth it."
Everyone stared at him.
Sasuke glaned around. "What?"
"Okay...moving on." Kiba said. "Go on."
Temari nodded, and her eyes landed on Choji. She smiled at him. "Choji, I think you're just so adorible! I hate how everyone picks on you in their fics! *COUGH*THIS AUTHOR*COUGH*! I think you're so cute! You deserve you're own fic." she told him. Choji began to tear up.
"R-really?"
Temari nodded. Choji wiped his eyes. "Thank you, Temari! That means alot!" he smiled at her.
Temari winked at him.
Hey...I don't pick on him! I mean...so what if made Ino call him fat and have him be attacked by Naruto and Shino! I don't mess with him that much! Geez.
"I beg to differ. Anyway," Temari turned her attention Shikamaru.
Ino frowned, and glanced at Shikamaru, her grip on his hand tightening.
"Shikamaru...you're head is shaped like a pineapple, you're lazy and don't ever do crap, and you're super smart. I just explained your character better than Wikipedia did." Temari nodded.
Shikamaru frowned. "Thanks." he said, monotone. Ino's brow twitched, and she resisted going over there and punching her for insulting Shikamaru.
Shikamaru really didn't care.
Ino did.
Opposites attraction.
Nice.
Temari turned her attention to Shino. "Okay, Shino," she said.
She stopped looking around for bugs, and looked at Temari.
"Shino, I find you very sexy. I mean...you're just so...mysterious! I love it! I mean...sure, you have a creepy obsession with bugs but I see pass that...so mysterious! I love it!" she squealed (?).
Shino nodded. "Thanks."
That's all he had to say...?
Temari smiled, and moved along. This wasn't as bad as she had once thought. Next was Kiba.
Hinata frowned.
"Kiba...you have to cutest ass I've ever seen." Temari stated. Everyone looked at her like WTF?
Kiba blushed. "What?"
"I snuck in and caught a peek of you streaking. Such a cute ass!"
Kiba didn't know whether to be insulted or flattered.
"Thanks...I think..." he blushed and scratched the back of his head.
Hinata was glaring at Temari...but she didn't notice. Kankuro tapped Temari's shoulder.
"You know...you're kind of a pervert, Temari. It's creepy."
"I'm not creepy. I'm just like every fangirl out there."
"I'm not sure if that-"
"It's right." Temari declared. Kankuro shook his head.
Temari turned her head, and her eyes landed on the man she was inlove with. Her cheeks heated up, and she looked down at the floor. She shifted in her seat, and cleared her throat. She looked back up at him...and said...
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"Rock Lee, you are the nicest, sexiest, youthful...est, person I've ever met. I've been in love with you ever since I laied my eyes on you."
Everyone gasped.
Temari was in love with LEE? ! ? !
Something is wrong with this picture...
Lee's cheeks heated up...and everyone turned theirs heads to see what Lee's response would be.
Just at that very moment, Neji began to stir. His eyes opened...and he leaned up.
Lee took in a big breath and said, "Temari, you are very beautiful, and smart. But...My heart belongs to another...I'm sorry, and I hope you will forgive me...but I've been denying this for a long time...But...I am..." Lee paused.
Neji cocked his head. What the hell is going on? he asked himself.
Tenten the realized Neji was awake, and she was about to say something, but then Lee started talking again.
"I've denied it! But no anymore! I am in love with Neji Hyuga!"
Thump.
Neji fell right to the floor.
"Huh?" Everyone looked over at Neji.
"NEJI! ! ! !" Tenten exclaimed.
Lee blinked...and said, "Heh...whoops? He was awake...?"
Tenten didn't move.
When she did after a moment...Fire was burning in her eyes. Lee jumped back in fright. Tenten stood up...and walked towards Lee.
"Heh...Tenten...calm down...Heh, I was...uh, heh, kidding! Yes...Tenten...what are you-"
Tenten grabbed Lee but the neck and began to strangle him.
Everyone watched her for a moment, then turned away when Tenten pulled out her weapons.
"I lost Lee too...Neji." Temari sighed. Kiba patted her back.
"I fee your pain."
"You lost Lee to Neji, too?"
"Um, no. But...I feel it." Kiba gave Hinata a quick glance.
They went back to their circle, and ignored Tenten and Lee.
Temari, now heart broken, tried to cheer up. "Well, it's fine! Plenty of fish in the sea, right?" she let out a fake laugh. "Let's continue this truth!"
Everyone nodded. Temari turned and looked at Neji.
"Neji stole Lee's heart...Neji isn't even gay. Fan-FREAKING-tastic. That's all I have to say." Temari said quickly, and moved on.
"Gaara and Kankuro...you two are the best brothers a girl could ask for. Even though Gaara you're a psychotic murderer and Kankuro you play with dolls...I love you both."
"Awwwwwwww! That was beautiful!" Kankuro said, wiping away her tears. Gaara just sat there...has he even done anything since he got here? Oh well...
Temari nodded, and turned her attention to adults. She decided to do this quickly so she could get her turn done and OVER WITH.
"Alright, Kakashi. You're a closet pervert who writes creepy fanfics at night about your students and you're much better than Gai. Asuma, you smoke too much and are inlove with Kurenai but your pride won't let you admit it out loud until Shippuden, and Gai you're a freak who got his eye brows waxed now you're just some freak with an awful haircut and an ugly green spandex."
Everyone looked at each other and nodded. That seemed about right...
Temari sighed. "Alright, this truth is done!" she exclaimed, happy. She turned and looked at Kiba.
"The kiss...?"
Kiba smirked. "I have the perfect person! You'll wanna kill me after wards but oh well!"
"Is it Lee?"
"No..."
"Neji."
"Nooo..."
"Gai."
"Noooooo..."
"Chucky."
"Hell no." Kiba said. His smirk grew wider.
"Temari...you have to kiss...
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Orochimaru."
Silence.
"WHAT THE HELL, KIBA! ? ! ?" Temari shouted.
"I knew you'd act like this."
Temari shook her head. "I can't kiss...Orochimaru...he has an over grown tongue...he might choke me with it..."
Kiba shook his head. "The author won't let that happen." Kiba assured her.
"Fine. Then how do we find him?" Temari asked.
Kiba pointed at the window. "He's stalking Sasuke from that bush."
Orochimaru's head suddenly popped out of the bush, and he waved at them. He left the bush, and came in through the front door.
Temari got up and face him. Orochimaru didn't pay any attention to her. He had his gaze focused on Sasuke."SASUKE!"
"Not interested."
"BUT I-"
"No."
"WHAT IF I-"
"Nooooo."
Temari rolled her eyes. She grabbed Orochimarus face, and kiss him.
Everyone was shocked that she actually did it. Temari pulled away and slapped Orochimaru in the face. "NOW GET OUT!" she yelled at him.
"Fine, gosh. Don't need to be rude." Orochimaru mumbled.
Temari sighed. "Is it over?'
Kiba nodded. "It's over."
"Good."
Tenten came back inside, and sat down.
"Where's Lee?" Kakashi asked.
"Remember that castle?"
"Yeah..."
"He's there."
-Meanwhile at the Castle-
"No...Bad dragon! Please don't eat me! I take like green! YOUTHFUL green! Ahhhhh! Bad Dragon! No, NO FIRE DRAGON!"
-Back at Naruto's house-
"I'm finished with my fic! Yay! I'm going to get so many reviews! You'll never guess what pairing I chose!" Naruto exclaimed.
"NaruSaku?" Shikamaru asked.
"NOPE! EVEN BETTER!"
"Nejiten?"
"EVEN BETTER!"
"ShikaIno?"
"BETTER! I chose...NarutoxMegan Fox!"
"NAAAAARRRRRUUUUUTTTTTOOOOOO!"
"uh-oh..." Naruto ran away from Sakura, who was chasing him around with a Chainsaw...
Temari sighed and took the bottle. "This is going to be a plain dare..." she said.
She spun the bottle...
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It landed on...Hinata.
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Oh my...This turned out MUCH better...the version I had in my head sucked...so this worked. Hm. What do you think? Review and tell me...Hinata is next...what will her dare be? I don't know...I'll have to think about that...Hmmmmmm...So anyway, Review... See ya next time!