Oh God...Does anyone know why this chapter is going to be sucky and hard to write? Asuma...I don't know crap about him. Grrr. So, I went on Wikipedia and looked up. I read his profile crap but it just went in one ear and out the other. Fan-FREAKING-tasic. Awesome. So, if this chapter doesn't turn out the best, I apologize. Seriously. Eh, I think for something as I stall for time with random crap...we haven't seen Chucky in a while...Hmmmmmm.
Okay, also, I HAVE GOTTEN MY 300th REVIEWER! YAY! I thank you...heh, I'm not going to tell you all until the next chapter. Ha. I'm so evil. Excellent. I love you guys, just so you know. Reviewers, you make me update quicker and faster and those two mean the same and yeah. So...let's get Asuma over with, shall we? I think I might take another peak at Wiki before...hmmm.
Disclaimer: Everything I mention in this fic is not owned by me. I OWN NOTHING. Actually...I own myself. That's it. Nothing, but myself, belongs to me.
Enjoy.
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Kiba glanced at Hinata, and smiled. She met his gaze and grinned. Kiba stood up, and asked, "So...was that part of the dance or was that you?"
Hinata looked away. "Me. Kiba...I may have just realized this...but...but it's always been you...and...Seeing you with Hanabi...I couldn't...I just couldn't allow that ki-" Kiba cut her off with a kiss.
"I know. I've felt the same for a long time." he mumbled against her lips.
"HEY GET A ROOM!" Tenten exclaimed. Kiba pulled away and glared at her.
"You're just upset because Neji's not here to kiss you.":
"*Sniff* I know..."
Temari clapped her hands. "Well, my work is done! Time to spin and see who's next! Hinata!" Temari tossed Hinata the Bottle.
They all sat into the cirlce, and Hinata thought for a moment. "I think...hm, Double Dare." she said.
She put the bottle in the middle...and spinned it.
Spin...
Spin...
Spin...
Spin...
...Stop.
It landed on...Asuma.
Asuma stopped digging in his pockets and looked down at the bottle. He glanced up at Hinata, and frowned. "Whhhhhhy?" he whined. "I don't want to play anymore."
Kurenai slapped the back of his head. "How many times have we discussed this? You can't quit. If you quit, the game ends, and that means the author has no choice but the end the story, Do you remember what that means?" she asked him. Asuma scratched the back of his head, and gave an awkward grin.
"The Author ends the story so the reviews get pissed."
"...and?"
"...And...he get's hate mail, people throw things at him...and no one ever reads his stories again?"
Kurenai nodded. "Yes, Asuma, very good. And what happens to you when this happens?"
"Ummmm...uh...He...strikes Naruto with lightning?" Asuma guessed.
"HEY! THAT'S ONLY HAPPENED ONC-AHHHHH!" Naruto was stuck by lightning...heh. Excellent.
"NO, Asuma! You get struck with lightning and we all...you get the point."
Asuma let that sink in for a moment. "But this is unnessesory!" he complained.
No, it's not. Asuma, you need to participate with the rest of the class.
Asuma crossed his arms and pouted. "No!"
...No?
...NOOOOOOOO?
No.
"No." Asuma nodded.
I have no choice.
I must torment him to lengthen the chapter and stall...
Suddenly a pack of smokes apppeared in Asuma face...and it was floating. Yes, it was floating...right infront of his face.
Asuma's jaw dropped, and his eyes got watery. "My...my...MY cigarettes!" Asuma jumped and reached out to grab them...but then...
POOF!
They were gone.
"!" Asuma cried out, and fell to his knees, head tilted towards the ceiling. "WHHHHHHHHHYYYYY! ? !"
Everyone stared at him blankly.
"Asuma, smoking is bad." Ino stated the obvious.
"And your blond." Asuma also...stated the obvious.
Ino frowned. "I know. Natural, too." She said, winking and running a finger through her hair. Shikamaru rolled his eyes, and Ino noticed.
"You love my hair, Shikamaru, and you know it!" Ino snapped at him. Shikamaru sighed...but then smirked. We haven't had a REAL ShikaIno moment for a while...Hmmm...
"Ino...I can honestly say...I prefer red-heads."
"You what now?" Ino glared at him. Shikamaru shrugged. He didn't...He didn't even know any girl red-heads. He knew Gaara...but Gaara's not a girl...He just wanted to mess with Ino...maybe they'd talk more if she didn't want to get physical with him...ALL THE TIME.
Shikamaru smirked. "What? Red-heads are sexy. I admit it. Blond...is nice, too." he said, as if it didn't matter.
It mattered...Well, to Ino it mattered, anyway.
Ino glared at him, but didn't say anything. Shikamaru glanced at her, a bit curious, He was surprised that she wasn't yelling at him. Maybe he hurt her...or something.
"Hey! This is my chapter! Stop focusing on them!" Asuma exclaimed.
Sheesh, selfish much?
"NOOO! I just haven't been mentioned in this much so I WANT MY TIME TO SHINE...AND MY CIGARETTES!"
Cigarette's kill...Asuma.
"I don't think I have to worry about cigarettes killing me..."
SPOILER ALERT! ASUMA SHUT UP BEFORE YOU GO TO FAR!
Asuma frowned and turned to Hinata. "Alright, Hinata, let's get this over with. Dare me to...make a sandwich or something..."
"That's kind of lame." Kankuro said.
"So are your puppets."
"*Sniff* That hurts...you'll be sorry when it's comes my time to shine."
"Doubt it. Anyway, Hinata." Asuma turned and stared at her.
Hinata didn't have any ideas. Seriously. She didn't know Asuma very well...all she knew was Kurenai talked about him...ALOT...
And idea popped into Hinata mind. I could dare him to do something with Kurenai...It's obvious that they like each other...Shippuden proves it. Hinata thought.
AGAIN WITH THE SPOILERS!
That's not really a spoiler...
TO SOME PEOPLE IT IS!
Yeah, okay. I'm just gonna ignore you.
...Fine.
Hinata sighed. Okay...I could dare him to go out on a date with her...but we've alread had two dares like that, so that won't work. Hinata thought. Hmmm...Let me think. Maybe Kiba has an idea...
Hinata leaned over and tapped Kiba's arm. "Hm?" Kiba turned and looked at her.
Hinata leaned in and whispered in his ear, "I don't have any ideas. Can you think of anything?"
Kiba began to think also. He didn't know much about Asuma, either. He knew Kurenai likes him and that he was Ino, Shikamaru,and Choji's Sensei...and he smoked...that was about it.
Kiba shrugged. "I can't think of anything...you have to think of something really, really embarrassing." he whispered back. Hinata took that into consideration. She didn't was to hurt Asuma...or really embarrass him...
"I don't know..." Hinata whispered back.
"C'mon, Hinata. I'll help you think of something really embarrassing and hey, maybe it will help him and Kurenai. You never know." Kiba replied with a wolfish grin. Hinata grinned back.
So...everyone waited for Hinata to think of something. Asuma wasn't worried. He knew Hinata wouldn't make him do something awful. She was a good girl...if it was someone like Ino...he'd be worried...more than worried...but it wasn't. So...basically he wasn't worried.
Naruto was for some reason trying to touch Neji's hair, Sakura was trying to touch Naruto's hair, Sasuke was wondering how his hair looked, Kakashi was reading fanfiction about himself, Shikamaru kept worrying about the look on Ino's face, Ino was wondering what was so attractive about red-heads, Choji was eating his grasshopper chips, Asuma was sad about that floating pack of cigarettes, Kiba was helping think of something embarrassing for Asuma, Hinata was also thinking of something for Asuma, Shino kept eyeing Chojis chips, Kurenai was curious about what was going to happen, Lee was still at the castle, Neji was still passed out, Tenten was still staring at Neji, Gai was still worried about Lee, Kankuro thought of the perfect love scene for his puppet show, Temari was reading Naruto's fanfic, and Gaara...yeah.
Has Gaara even done anything in this story?
Seriously?
I mean, has he even talked?
He hasn't said a word in this fic, has he?
Sometimes I forget he's even there!
Sheesh, can't wait til his chapter...he'll talk then.
"WHO'S THE SPOILER NOW!" Asuma shouted.
Oh, shut up. It's okay if I spoil it! My story, my rules. That wasn't even a spoiler!
"Yeah well...shut up!"
Yeah, okay.
Kiba leaned over and whispered something in Hinatas ear with a smirk. Hinata's face heated up. "Kiba?"
"That would be so funny!" he told her.
"Kiba, I don't know..."
"Oh, come on, Hinata. It won't be THAT bad. What's the worst that could happen?"
"...Kiba, Lee's gay, Neji passed out, Shino eats bugs, Sasuke's inlove with Tsunade, Ino pole danced, Choji is huskey, Gai has no eyebrows, Kakashi is a man-whore, Bob tried to take over, you streaked through my house, Temari is inlove with Lee, and I just gave you a lap dance...what's the worst that could happen?" she replied flatly.
Heh...alot of shit has happened.
Kiba thought that over. "But it'd still be funny. Besides, this Author isn't going to think of anything better."
"You have a point..."
"So, dare him to do it."
Hinata thought it over...and sighed. "Alright."
Kiba smiled. "Awesome."
Hinata stood up, and said, "Alright...I have your first dare, Asuma."
Asuma looked up and smiled. "Okay, what is it."
Everyone waited for Hinata to tell them. Hinata glanced over at Kiba, who gave her a reasuring smiled. She grinned back, and took in a deep breath.
"Asuma, I dare you to...
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...Go and spy into the girls hotsprings...then show yourself."
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Yeah...
Asuma gasped. "WHAT! ? ! ? I CAN'T DO THAT! ARE YOU CRAZY! I'LL BE KILLED BEFORE HIDIAN-"
AGAIN WITH THE SPOILERS! Shut up, Asuma! Some people haven't read those chapters yet!
Asuma crossed his arms over his chest, and turned his head to the side. "I don't care. I'll spoil the entire story!"
No you won't.
"Watch me!" Asuma stood up, and shouted, "SNAPE KILLS DU-"
That's Harry Potter you dill-hole.
"Oh yeah...I always get Snape and Orochimaru mixed up."
Moron.
"Shut up!" Asuma defended.
Yeah, anyway...
Asuma frowned deeply. "I can't spy on those woman and then ACTUALLY show myself! I'll be DEADER THAN NEJI!"
"NEJI LIVES!" Tenten shouted. Everyone looked at Neji...and he was still...out cold.
Tenten then began to sob. "He'll wake up...I know."
"Yeah, after the story is over." Naruto scoffed.
"SHUT UP NARUTO!" Tenten exclaimed, punching Naruto.
"Owwww." Naruto whined.
Shikamaru looked over at his Sensei. "Sensei just go and get it over with. The Author won't actually kill you. Right?"
I won't make any promises.
Asuma groaned. "But...But...But I...I'm not a pervert!"
That we know of.
"SHUT UP!"
Ok.
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"Okay, this is stupid. You can talk." Shikamaru said.
Yay.
They all stood up. Asuma sighed. "If I die...I'm blaming you, Hinata."
Hinata blinked. "This wasn't actually my idea..."
"Oh, is that so?" Asuma said. "Then whose was it?"
"Kibas."
Kiba gave Asuma a thumbs up and smiled.
"Damn you, Kiba." Asuma muttered. Kurenai came up from behind him and punched the back of his head.
"Don't diss on my students!" she exclaimed in his ear.
Asuma began to whimper as they all began to walk to the hot springs...Well, Kurenai dragged Asuma...and Tenten dragged along Neji...since she's very possessive...and you never know when Lee would come back...Remember Lee's at the castle,,,
Anyway...on with the story.
-At the Hot Springs-
"This is stupid." Asuma complained. "I didn't even wanna play this damn game in the first place! This Author is the devil."
Am not, he is.
"Huh?"
Exactly.
They were at the hotsprings, and Asuma was standing by the wall that he was going to peep over. "How long do I have to watch...?" he asked.
"Til you get caught of course." Kakashi told him, not looking up from his book.
Asuma groaned, and looked at the fence. Everyone remained silent, and Asuma could hear whispers on the other side.
I can't believe I'm actually going to do this...Ugh, why didn't I just run away when I had the chance? Asuma a dreading sigh, he jumped and quietly as he could and climbed the wall. He poked his head up and looked over,.
Heh...now to screw with him,
"WHAT THE FUCK! ? ! ? Asuma screamed. What Asuma was seeing wasn't women...
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...but big, fat, hairy men.
"HEY GUYS LOOK!"
"WHAT THE HELL! ? ! ?"
"WHAT A HOMO!"
"GET OUTTA HERE!"
The big, fat, hairy men began to throw rocks and other things at Asuma, and Asuma, still in shock, got hit multiple times.
Soon, but not soon enough, Asuma fell over onto the ground with a loud THUMP!
Everyone laughed...even the big, fat, hairy men on the other side...
The only one not laughing was Asuma.
His eye twitched. "That...was worse...than seeing...GAI!"
"Ewwww." Everyone said, trying to keep the laughter in.
"Oh, you know you LOVE it! I've got a great body!" Gai protested, doing his good guy pose.
"Ewwww." Everyone said again...now with disgust.
Ino bent down and poked her Sensei. "Now Sensei is scarred for life too." she said.
"So...Hairy..." Asuma mumbled.
"Ehhhh..." They all stared down at him and sweatdropped.
"He still has to complete his dare." Kiba said. "That didn't count."
Asuma snapped out of his trance, and jumped up, grabbing Kiba by his jacket. "NO! I'M NOT DOING IT! AND NOTHING YOU OR ANYONE ELSE SAYS WILL MAKE ME CHANGE MY MIND!"
Hinata's brow twitched. She calmly walked over to Kiba and Asuma, pulled them apart...and punch Asuma in the face, sending him flying.
Woah...talk about a OOC moment...Heh.
Kiba blinked, surprised. "Wow...Hinata, just so you know and for future referrence... I am TOTALLY turned on right now."
"I know." Hinata said with a cute grin.
Anyway...
Asuma went flying, as I said before, and he went so far...that he ended up going to the WOMENS side of the hotsprings...Heh.
Asuma flew through the air...and landed in the water.
He splashed around in the water, until he stood and caught his balance. He swirled around, waiting for screams and punches...but they never came.
Asuma looked aorund...and found NO ONE was in the spring. Asuma blinked, and then let out a small chuckle.
"Heh...well, since there are no woman here...the dare is over. I'm going home. They won't remember I have one more dare...heh..."
Asuma was about to get out of the water...but...
C'mon...let's face it.
I never let anyone out of a dare so easy.
C'mon, people!
"What the hell-! ? ! ?" a womans voice screamed, Asuma froze, and slowly turned around.
There stood Tsunade...only wearing a towel.
She didn't look to happy to see him...
Asuma looked back and forth for an escape...but it was too late.
Tsunade pulled Asuma out of the water and began to beat the living Hell out of him.
"NO! OW Tsunade! OWWWW It's not AAAAHHHHH what you t-think! STOP OW!" Asuma tried to explain.
When Asuma had flown into the womens hot spring, everyone had followed.
They heard what was going on and they peaked over and looked. Perverts...
Sasuke gasped dramaticly.
"MY TRUE LOVE! TSUNADE!" he exclaimed.
He jumped towards Tsunade, arms open, and screamed, "MUST HUG ALMOST NAKED TRUE LOVE HOKAGE!"
Sasuke glomped Tsunade, causing her to let go of Asuma. Sasuke and Tsunade went tumbling into the water.
Shikamaru and Choji jumped down as well, and helped their half dead Sensei up. Shikamaru looked over at Sasuke and Tsunade...and sweatdropped.
"TSUNADE MY LOVE FOR YOU-OOOOOWWWW! STOP THAT! WE'RE NOT MARRIED! OW!" Sasuke yelled. Tsunade began beating the crap out of him.
"Ummm...should we help him?" Shikamaru asked.
"Nah, he'll be fine." Naruto said. "Let's go."
And so they left...Leaving Sasuke with his...eh... "True Love."
- Back at Naruto's House -
"Can...Can we drop the...the last Daaaarrrreeee...?" Asuma asked.
"No, sorry. Those are the rules." Hinata apologized.
"Well, Shiiiiit."
"But, while were were there I was able to think of your next dare." Hinata said...trying to cheer him up.
It didn't work.
"What is it? It better not have the following: Nudity, the Hyugas, Gayness, Lee, Gai, or the Pussy Cat Dolls."
"DON'T GO DISSING ON THE PUSSY CAT DOLLS!" Sasuke said, appearing at the door.
"Ehh...how are you still alive?" Tenten asked Sasuke.
Sasuke smiled. "She loves me."
"Suuuuuure..." every said.
Asuma glared at Hinata. "What is it?"
Hinata gave a small grin.
"Asuma, your next dare is another one I got from Kiba...
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Asuma, I dare you to...
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Confess to your true love."
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Okay, so next chapter will be for all those AsumaKu-
Asuma: SPOILER! ! ! ! ! !
SHUTUP!
Anyway, the winner of our 300th reviewer, I'm sorry, but this is going to take two chapters. After the next chapter it will be your chapter. PROMISE! So, sorry if this wasn't all that good. Remember what I said about Asuma, so keep that in mind. Plus, there will be mistakes, I know. I don't have time to look this over. Sorry. I have to get off because my computer is having trouble. Well, review! See ya'll next time! XD REVIEW!