Hey. Look, about last chapter, I know there were some mistakes(MORE THAN USUAL) that's because I didn't have time to look over it because my computer was about to die in like….five minutes. I wanted to update Asuma's chapter as quickly as I could, so I just uploaded it. The reviews thought it was good, but I haven't been able to really look it over…since I'm writing part two. So then after I published it my computer shut down like…a minute after. But I was able to fix it today. So, I'm updating! Go, me! Ahem, anyway…after this I AM DONE WITH ASUMA. Sorry that the whole confess your love is kind of a boring cliffhanger, but I only had so LONG TO THINK. So…sorry. I'll try to make this as interesting as I can.
With that all covered…I just noticed this is the 20th chapter…awesome, right? I ad originally planned this to be 12 chapters…but no. So, enjoy this sad attempt at a chapter. Enjoy.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything mentioned in this Fic. Honest.
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Previously:
"Well, Shiiiiit."
"But, while were were there I was able to think of your next dare." Hinata said...trying to cheer him up.
It didn't work.
"What is it? It better not have the following: Nudity, the Hyugas, Gayness, Lee, Gai, or the Pussy Cat Dolls."
"DON'T GO DISSING ON THE PUSSY CAT DOLLS!" Sasuke said, appearing at the door.
"Ehh...how are you still alive?" Tenten asked Sasuke.
Sasuke smiled. "She loves me."
"Suuuuuure..." every said.
Asuma glared at Hinata. "What is it?"
Hinata gave a small grin.
"Asuma, your next dare is another one I got from Kiba...
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Asuma, I dare you to... Confess to your true love."
Asuma stared at Hinata, blankly.
Hinata gave an awkward smile, and Kiba Smirked. Asuma blinked, and didn't say anything.
Kurenai looked over at Asuma. She was really curious about this…even though she already had a feeling that he loved her back…you never know if they're just playing you.
Asuma has to confess to this true love…Oh, I hope he picks me! I mean…we've been together many times…but that was mostly for shits and giggles…I wonder if he feels the same way I do, Kurenai thought to herself, and could feel a tiny blush creep up onto her cheeks.
Asuma…still sat there.
Doing nothing…
Just….staring at Hinata…
No moving…
Asuma is a very lazy man…not to mention boring. Eh…
Kakashi waved his hand in front of Asuma's face. He then turned back to his fanficti-Erm, novel. "I don't think he wants to confess." he told them all.
Gai then jumped to his feet. "OH THE YOUTHFUL POWER OF LOVE! C'MON, ASUMA! YOU CAN DO IT!" he exclaimed. Tenten grabbed a hold of Gai's collar, and forced him to sit back down.
"Moron…" she mumbled under her breath.
Yeah…Hm.
Asuma…still wasn't moving.
I think Kakashi was right…
Suddenly, Ino stood up. "Excuse me." she mumbled, and began to leave.
Shikamaru reached over and grabbed her hand. "Where are you going?" he asked.
"Bathroom." she said flatly.
"Oh…"
And with that Ino left.
But Shikamaru wasn't convinced.
Oh well.
Anyway…
Naruto was trying to read Kakashi's "novel," Sakura was trying to stop him, Sasuke was looking through the newest issue of Teen Magazine, Kakashi was trying to finish his "novel," Shikamaru wondered about if Ino took him seriously with the red hair thing, Ino was in the bathroom, Choji was sad because he ate his last chip, Asuma was…still not moving, Kiba had found a pen and was drawing on Asuma's face, Hinata was playing with Kiba's hair and trying to make him STOP drawing on Asuma's face, Shino was having a staring contest with one of his bugs, Kurenai was also trying to stop Kiba from drawing on Asuma's face, Tenten was wondering when Neji was going to wake up…AGAIN, and hoping another dragon wasn't going to come along, Neji was STILL unconscious, Lee was STILL at that castle, Gai was giving a youth speech to Gaara, Temari decided to help Kiba doodle on Asuma's face, Kankuro was re-applying his make-up, and Gaara…was trying to not kill Gai…
Youth speeches…
And crap…
Hell, if I was Gaara and Gai was giving me a YOUTH SPEECH…he's be in my sand coffin.
I having nothing against Gai…
He's just…
Youthful…
And green…
And hairy…
Yeah….
Suddenly, Asuma punched Kiba.
"AH! God, Asuma! If you didn't like the art then you could've just said so!" Kiba shouted. Hinata ran over to Kiba, and kissed the top of his head.
Asuma began to huff….and puff…and then he blew…
Yes…he blew.
Aaaaaaand….Naruto's house collapsed.
"MY HOUSE!" Naruto exclaimed.
"NARUTO'S HOUSE!" Sakura shouted.
"MY CHIBIS!" Sasuke screamed, protecting his chibis.
"MY FIC!" Kakashi cried out.
"RAAAAAWWWWRRRR! ! ! ! !" Asuma roared.
"WHERE'S INO! ?" Shikamaru exclaimed.
"I'M OUTTA CHIPS!" Choji cried.
Ino was still in the bathroom…
"OW MY HEAD!" Kiba yelled.
"KIBA!" Hinata exclaimed.
"ASUMA!" Kurenai screamed.
"BUZZY!" Shino cried out.
"NEJI!" Tenten gasped.
"…" Neji's…unconscious…
"LEE WHERE ARE YOU! ? !" Gai exclaimed.
Lee's…still at the Castle…
"AH MY FOOT! WATCH IT KANKURO!" Temari shouted.
"SORRY!" Kankuro apologized.
Gaara…still hasn't said anything this whole fic…
Wow…
Once the house was completely collapsed…everyone sat there.
They…were too shocked to really…do anything for a moment.
Suddenly…some one walked in.
"What the hell happened here! ?" the red-head asked.
Everyone stared at her.
She glanced around at them. "What?"
Naruto nudged Shikamaru. "Who's the hot red-head?"
"THAT'S INO, YOU ASS-TARD!" Shikamaru exclaimed, punching Naruto.
Everyone gasped.
Ino…had dyed her hair…red.
Nice.
Ino sat down next to Shikamaru, and smiled at him.
"What'd I miss?" she asked.
Shikamaru was too shocked for words.
"Ino…? Ino…? INO…? Your…your…your hair! Why…why?"
Ino blinked, then shrugged. "You said you liked red-heads. So then I began to think…and I pictured myself as a red-head…and I must admit, I looked HOTT. So, when we went on Asuma's first dare, I went to a local shop and bought some red dye. Then I went to the bathroom, and did it. I was right, because I look SMOKIN' HOTT!"
Shikamaru didn't know what to say.
Ino was no longer blond.
She was a red-head.
Like Gaara.
Can anyone else picture it…because I'm having a hard time.
Shikamaru reached out and grabbed a strand of her head, and gawked at it.
"Wow, Shikamaru," Kankuro patted him on the back, "you're with a hott red-head. Good job!"
"Shut up, Kankuro."
Shikamaru looked up at Ino and frowned. "I wasn't serious, Ino! I just thought if I pissed you off in some way you'd stopped….being so…grabby and touchy and kissy and everything! Sometimes, I just wanna talk to you….not make out."
Ino looked at him, her eyes softening. "R-really?"
"Yes, Ino." he agreed, but the smirked. "But…I do like the red…but I prefer you blond."
Ino shook her head. "Nope, you're gonna have to deal with red for a while. I'll change it back to blond…eventually."
"Ugh…"
Asuma suddenly turned around to look at Ino and gasped.
"INO! ? ! ? DID YOU REALLY DYE YOUR HAIR RED! ? ! ?"
Where has he been?
Ino nodded.
Asuma fell to his knees, and looked up at the ceiling…I mean sky.
"NO! ! ! ! ! !"
"It's not a big deal." Ino said. "Besides, the most important thing is your last dare. We need you to do it."
Asuma stopped screaming, and looked around.
"Do I have to?"
"Stop being a baby!" Shikamaru exclaimed at his Sensei.
Asuma sighed. "Fine, I'll confess who I love. Fine. It doesn't matter to me."
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"Well, CONFESS!" everyone shouted at Asuma.
"Sheesh, fine, fine!" Asuma said. "No need to yell."
Asuma took a deep breath. "I Asuma, am in love with…"
Kurenai, Kurenai, Kurenai, Kurenai… Kurenai thought
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"I am inlove with Neji Hyuga."
WHAT THE FUCK! ? ! ?
"WHAT THE HELL! ? !" everyone shouted.
Asuma burst out laughing. "Just kidding."
"I'LL SHOW YOU KIDDING!" Tenten exclaimed, grabbing a hold of Asuma's collar.
Asuma put his hands up in defense.
"Now, now…heh, Tenten…I was just kidding…I…I barely know Neji…heh…just a joke?" he tried to convince her.
Tenten didn't think it was a funny joke.
Tenten is very protective of Neji.
Neji is unconscious.
Therefore, Tenten is even more protective.
Geez, who wear's the pants in this relationship?
Hmmm.
My guess, Tenten…but then again…
Neji hasn't been awake for most of the relationship.
Tenten glared at Asuma, but dropped him. Asuma landed on his butt with a thump!
Hey…that kind of rhymed…
I'm like Dr Seuss!
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No… No I'm not.
Kurenai placed a hand over her heart. Heh…she thought he was serious for a moment…
Neji's a player.
He has the hearts of not only the fangirls…but of Tenten and Lee…and we almost thought Asuma…awesome.
"So, who are you REALLY in love with?" Ino asked her Sensei.
Asuma's face heated up. He sighed. "Well…I guess I could let my pride down for a minute…after all, I've been wanting to truly confess for a while now." he said.
He walked over, and bent down in front of …no, not Neji…Kurenai.
Kurenai stared at him, a blush appearing on her cheeks.
"Kurenai…ever since the day I first saw you…I've been in love with you. I love the way you look when the light hits you…and you have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen. Besides…it's been proved that we end up…well…kind of but not really…end up together in Shippud-"
Dammit, Asuma! What did I say about the God damn spoilers! ? ! Some people aren't that far yet!
"Erm, sorry…but anyway…Kurenai, I hope we have long moments together until the day comes when Hidian-"
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY! ? ! ? !
"SORRY! God, anyway…Kurenai, I love you."
Everyone was speechless.
Kurenai felt her eyes water.
"Do…you really mean that?" she asked,
Asuma smiled, and nodded.
Kurenai leaned over and pulled Asuma into a hug.
"Awwww."
So damn freaking adorable.
"I love you, too, Asuma." Kurenai whispered.
"Good. Because I wasn't going to take no as an answer."
Well, isn't that just so fucking sweet?
They pulled away, and Asuma snatched the bottle.
"MY TURN IS OVER! YAY!"
YAY is right!
"Shut up. Anyway, so it's my turn to spin! And I think, for fun, it'll be another Double Dare…Bwhaha."
Asuma spun the bottle…
Spin…
Spin…
Spin…
Spin…
Spin…
Spin…
Spin…
Spin…
Spin…
…Stop.
It landed on…Gaara.
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Well, that went better than I had thought. Hm. Anyway, so my 300th reviewer, Hana-01, got to choose who goes next and she get's to appear in the chapter…she chose Gaara. Maybe he'll talk next chapter…I really can't remember her doing anything in this story…SERIOUSLY.
Well, Gaara is next. Anyone got any ideas? I'm stumped…I mean, I have ideas, of course…but I wanna hear yours! XD So if you have any ideas for Gaara, then Review and tell me.
So, REVIEW and I'll see ya'll next time! XD