Hey. Sorry this took awhile…But let me tell you…This chapter was THE HARDEST thing EVER to write. I don't know why, but I just could not figure out what to write! It was like…Writers Block or something… :'( So, wanna guess how many times I wrote this? EIGHT TIMES! EIGHT! Like...redid everything! Yeah…that's the most I've ever worked on a chapter. EVER. Oh, Neji you're going to kill me.
I worked really hard on this chapter, and I'm mad that it didn't turn out the way I wanted it to. Rawr… So, I hope you enjoy it as much as you can.
Disclaimer: I own nothing mentioned in this fic. Naruto is the property of Masashi Kishimoto. I'm writing this fic merely for my own pleasure and the pleasure of others. Don't sue.
Enjoy.
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Previously:
"…Huh?" Lee asked, reaching up and touching the brows.
"I want them back. Give them to me."
"NO! I may love you, but not enough to give you my youthful eyebrows!"
"They're MY youthful eyebrows…Now give them back!"
"No!"
"GIVE!"
"NO!"
"NOW!"
"NO!"
- Five Hours Later… -
"Owww…" Lee whined…rubbing his eyebrow less…face.
Heh…check Gaara out.
Gaara had re-applied his newly found eyebrows…
Now…picture Gaara with Lee's eyebrows…
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HAHAHAHAHAA!
"I'll kill you."
Nah.
Gaara frowned. "Is my turn over yet?" he asked.
Asuma nodded, and handed him the bottle.
Gaara took it, and said, "Dare."
He spun the bottle…
Spin…
Spin…
Spin…
…Stop.
It landed on…Neji.
Everyone turned their heads and looked at Neji.
He was still unconscious.
Y'know…this story is suppose to revolve around the couple NejiTen right…? So how is it that Neji decided to be unconscious for MORE THAN HALF THE STORY! ? !
Hmmmm…
"Well…this is going to be a pain in the ass." Gaara mumbled. He grabbed a stick out of no where and began to poke Neji's head with it.
"Hey…girly boy…wake up…" Gaara commanded the unconscious body.
"Neji isn't girly!" Tenten defended, shaking her fist at Gaara.
Gaara glared at her. "His hair is longer, shinier, bouncier, and more glossy than yours, or than any of the women in this room. Truth be told he probably spends more time on his hair than Ino or Sakura. Face it, Tenten…Neji's a woman." Gaara replied.
Tenten opened her mouth to snap back…but she truly had no defenses. Neji's hair was prettier than hers…and that's saying something.
Tenten reached over and took a loose lock of Neji's hair. She sniffled. "He does have really pretty hair…I wonder what his secret is." she mumbled.
Kiba shrugged. "Maybe he was born with it."
"Maybe it's Maybelline." Naruto nodded. Everyone looked at him, questioning.
Naruto stared back, confused. "What?"
"How the Hell do you even know what Mabelline is?" Ino asked.
Naruto smiled. "The models are super sexy." he replied with a perverted chuckle.
"NARUTO YOU JACKASS!" Sakura came up from behind Naruto, and began to choke him.
"Sak-AGH! Sakur-stop i-it!" Naruto said through gasps.
"I MUST NOT BE ATTRACTIVE ENOUGH FOR YOU! HUH! ? IS THAT IT ! ?" she exclaimed, continuing to choke him.
"It must be that time of the month…" Kiba mumbled.
Lee looked at him, questioning. "What do you mean?" he asked.
"Y'know…that time…" Kiba replied, scratching the back of his head.
Lee shook his head. "No, I don't. Explain it to me. What happens at this time of the month? Does it involve youth?" Lee asked, curious.
"…No, Lee…I don't think it involves youth." Kiba put his hand on Lees shoulder. "Lee, when a woman hit's a certain age…she begins to change. She becomes…a total bitch. She's cranky, loud, and goes into hibernation. Oh, and they eat…a lot." Kiba explained, matter-of-factly.
Lee nodded. He was interested…for some reason. "Tell me more…" Lee said.
Kiba stared at him blankly. "…Seriously?"
Lee nodded his head quickly. "Yes! This is interesting! But…what causes this to happen? I want to learn more!" Lee begged.
Kiba's eyebrow twitch. "…SERIOUSLY?" he asked, again. "Lee, do you even understand what I am telling you?"
Lee smiled, and shook his head. "Not at all! That is why you must explain it better."
Kiba sighed. "Lee…Once a month, the female becomes a total bitch, wants to eat everything in sight, and bite any bodys head off if they get in her way. They morph into this over night…or something."
Lee gasped. "I understand now! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!"
"Then why'd you make me expla-"
"SAKURA HAS BECOME A WEREWOLF!"
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Everyone sweat dropped at Lee.
"…Seriously…Lee?" Kiba asked, annoyed.
"I'm not a werewolf, Lee!" Sakura shouted at Lee.
Lee pointed at Sakura. "SAKURA….I am going to have to kill you…"
Sakura stared at him, blankly. "…Why?" she asked.
"YOU ARE A WEREWOLF!"
Gai punched Lee in the back of the head. "LEE! Sakura isn't a werewolf! I knew I shouldn't have let you read Twilight!"
"But…But Jacob's sexy…and Edward sparkles…" Lee complained.
"I don't care! Sakura is not a werewolf!" Gai exclaimed.
Lee the pointed an accusing finger at Kiba. "But, Kiba told me she was!"
"No I didn't! Those words didn't come out of my mouth!" Kiba argued.
They stared at each other for a moment.
Lee frowned. "So…is Sakura a witch?"
"No…" replied Kiba.
"…Is she a goblin?"
"Noooo…."
Lee thought for a moment. He then snapped his fingers. "SHE'S A POKEMON!"
"…Close…but no." Kiba said with a shrug. Sakura glared at his and began to choke Lee.
"LEE! Enough…I'm an ninja. Just like everyone else here!" Sakura said, letting Lee go.
"The Author's not a ninja…" Naruto said.
That you know of…
Tenten frowned and stood up. "Guys…we're forgetting the point of this. Neji NEEDS to wake up! It's his turn! The game can't continue unless he wakes up!" she exclaimed.
Everyone glanced around at each other, then shrugged. "Alright…" they agreed.
Hinata tapped Kiba's shoulder. "How do you know that much about that?" she asked.
Kiba frowned. "I have a sister…and she has it like…every other week…or something." Kibas head dropped at all the memories.
Hinata patted his back, nodding. "I see."
Gaara continued to poke Neji with a stick.
"Hey…Neji…wake up…Tenten's naked…it's a great view…wake up…"
"No I'm not!" Tenten said, looking down at herself.
Gaara shushed her. "Shhh, he can hear you. If he thinks you're naked he'll wake up."
Tenten thought for a moment. "You're right. Neji, I'm naked."
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Neji didn't budge.
Gaara poked his eye with the stick.
"Hey…Neji…wake up…Hinata and the dog boy are making out…"
Kiba blushed. "Don't tell him that! Do you want me to be killed! ?"
Gaara looked over at him. "Yes…Yes I do."
"Figures." Kiba mumbled, crossing his arms.
Hinata kissed his cheek. "Don't worry, Kiba. Neji won't hurt you."
"Does the term OVERLY-PROTECTIVE-COUSIN ring a bell?" Kiba replied.
Hinata sighed. "Please, Kiba. Neji isn't like that."
"Prove it."
"If he was, then he would have woke up when Gaara said we were making out."
Kiba thought about that for a moment, and replied, "But…we weren't making out…"
"Does it really matter? Neji isn't overly protective. If he was…" Hinata reached over and cupped Kiba's face, pressing her lips softly onto his. She pulled away before Kiba could react. "…he would have woken up already."
Kiba stared into her eyes. "Yeah you're right." Kiba pressed his lips against her, but this time, with roughness…not that Hinata could complain.
Naruto poked Sakura. "Why don't you ever kiss me like that?" he whined.
Sakura crossed her arms. "Because you're a jerk."
"Oh, Burn…."
Suddenly…not that anyone noticed…Neji's eyes burst open.
My Hinata-is-getting-a-tongue-shoved-down-her-throat-and-I'm-not senses are tingling! Neji thought.
He jumped to his feet, and everyone gasped. Kiba pulled away, but I guess Hinata didn't notice her fuming cousin standing there…since she began to place butterfly kisses along Kiba's neck.
Kiba stared at Neji with wide eyes. "Um, Hina-"
"Shhhh."
"N-no, really…Hina-"
"Kiba, shh." Hinata then began to unzip Kiba's jacket.
Why does she have to be in the mood RIGHT NOW! ? Kiba exclaimed in his head.
"Hi-Hinata…Neji-"
"Neji's unconscious." Hinata mumbled, and continued to suck on Kiba's neck.
"Not bloody LIKELY!" Kiba exclaimed. Hinata pulled away and stared at him, puzzled.
"What do you mean?"
Kiba pointed at Neji…who was now bright red and fuming…with smoke coming out of ears and nose. Neji was so angry…his hair was curling.
"Inuzuka. Die. Right. NOW!" Neji said through gritted teeth, and jumped at Kiba.
Kiba then attained a bat…somehow…and in defense, hit Neji in the head with it.
There lay Neji…unconscious…AGAIN!
Kiba blinked, and stared at Neji. "Oops."
"OOPS? ! DAMN RIGHT OOPS!" Tenten shouted, grabbing Kiba by the collar. "THAT WAS OUR ONLY CHANCE TO WAKE HIM UP! NOW HE'LL NEVER WAKE UP! "
Kiba frowned. "So…does that mean the story ends?"
NOT BLOODY LIKELY!
Grrrr….Now I have to think of something else…Since KIBA ruined it!
"HEY! He was going to kill me!"
"Good."
"SHUT UP GAARA!"
Hinata grabbed Kibas hand, and sighed. "Sorry, Kiba." she apologized.
"It's fine. But you really need to stop having mood swings about those types of things. It's almost as bad as Sakura."
"I know RIGHT! ?" Naruto exclaimed.
Sakura punched him. "We kiss all the time Naruto!"
Naruto frowned. "Yeah…like, FIVE TIMES THIS STORY!"
Sakura thought about that. "Hmm. You're right. Let's make out."
Naruto's eyes grew twice the size of his head and shined. "You…you mean it?"
"Yeah."
"YAY!"
They began to make out…
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Yeah.
"Hm. How about I hit him with a shillelagh?" Shikamaru asked.
"What the hell is a shillelagh?" Tenten asked.
Shikamaru shrugged. "I don't really know. I think it's some kind of club. One of the reviewers requested it." he replied.
"NO! We can't hit him with a shillehdsjh or what ever the hell it's called!"
Shikamaru sighed. "Sorry, Midami Uchiha of the Sand, I tried."
They stared at Neji's once again unconscious body.
"I guess we wait." Kakashi said.
"Yep…"
- SIX HOURS OF WAITING LATER -
"This is ridiculous." Tenten said. "Someone needs to do something!"
Shino suddenly appeared by her side, and slid a hand around her waist. "I have to solution." he whispered, and tipped her back. "Jealously."
Shino's a player…
"Huh…the sleeping beauty technique…I should'a thought of that." Gaara said.
"YOU BACK OFF MY NEJI MUFFIN, BITCH!" Lee exclaimed.
"I though you loved GAARA!" Temari exclaimed, annoyed.
"Oh yeah…"
Everyone shook their heads in shame.
Shino nodded his head towards Neji, and Tenten smiled. "I hope this works" she said.
Tenten then leaned over the unconscious Neji, and lightly pressed her lips to his.
Neji's eyes slowly began to open.
"Kiba, go into the other room." Shikamaru said.
Kiba nodded. "Yes, sir."
"I'll come too." Hinata said, following.
They went into the other…wait…Naruto's house is DESTROYED. Fucking Asuma.
"Huh?"
Exactly.
I'll fix it…
Naruto's house magically rebuilt itself.
"YAY!" Naruto exclaimed, and then went back to making out with Sakura.
Now, Kiba and Hinata went into the other room.
Tenten pulled away from Neji, and his eyes fluttered open. He sat up, and held his head in pain.
"Owww…How long was I out?" he asked.
"More Chapters than the fans would've liked." Tenten replied.
"I had the weirdest dream…" Neji started…until he saw Lee and Gaara. Neji's jaw dropped.
"What the Hell…?"
"Lee stole my eyebrows. I took them back. I brought sexy back." Gaara said, and Lee nodded.
"Now I'm even more scarred for life." Neji mumbled, then noticed a red-head.
He pointed at her and looked at Tenten. "Who's the red-head?" he asked.
Shikamaru's eyebrow twitched. He stood up, and pointed at Ino.
"Alright everyone, since some people don't seem to get this…INO IS THE RED-HEAD! ALRIGHT! ? INO IS NOW A RED-HEAD! INO IS NO LONGER BLOND! CAPEESH?"
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Who's the hott red-head?
"FUCK YOU AUTHOR!"
Heh…
Shikamaru began to twitch…badly. Ino pulled him back down and tried to calm him down.
Tenten slightly shook her head. "Anyway…Neji, it's your turn…" Tenten told him.
Neji frowned. "What do I have to do?"
Everyone looked at Gaara…who was glaring at a…spider on the wall.
Shino caught the spider and began pet it. "I shall call you…mini-me."
Anyway…
Neji frowned. "Gaara…? Gaara has to give me a…what am I doing?" he asked.
"Dare." Gaara replied.
"Well…what do I have to do?" Neji asked. He wasn't really worried…since he knew the Author didn't approve of character death…so he wasn't going to die…the only thing that could be hurt was his ego…
"I have your dare…" Gaara said.
Neji, and everyone else, turned and stared at Gaara…waiting.
"Neji…I dare you to…
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WHAT THE HELL! GAARA WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!
Tenten gasped as Neji glared at Gaara. "I'm not gonna kill Tenten." he said.
Gaara crossed his arms over his chest. "I already said it. Now kill her."
Dammit Gaara. Neji's not gonna kill Tenten!
"Whhhhhhy?" Gaara whined.
Because I don't believe in unnecessary Character death!
"…You're a crappy Author, you know that?"
SHUT UP!
"Not until he kills Tenten!"
He's not gonna kill Tenten!
Gaara frowned, and sighed. "Fine….Can he kill Kiba?"
NOOOOO!
"Why not?" Neji asked. "That brings me back to that dream I had…Hinata and Kiba making out…So…can I kill him?"What did I just SAY?
"That it was alright…?"
NO! There will be no Character death in this story! Alright! ? NONE! Gaara, think of something that doesn't involve Neji killing anyone!
"…That's no fun."
I DON'T CARE!
"Fine."
Gaara sat there and began to think.
Naruto and Sakura were making out, Sasuke was still on tour with the Pussy Cat Dolls, Kakashi was reading fan fiction, Kiba and Hinata were secretly making out in the other room, Shino was talking to the spider he caught, Kurenai was touching Asumas beard, Shikamaru was twitching, Ino was considering going back to blond hair, Choji ran out of food so he went to go get more, Asuma was touching Kurenais hair, Neji was still considering killing Kiba, Tenten was admiring Neji's hair, so was Lee, Gai was too, Temari was wondering how she lost Lee to Neji and Gaara, Kankuro had finished making his script for his puppet show, and Gaara was trying to think of something stupid and undeadly for Neji to do….
Hmmmm…
They really don't have lives…do they?
This chapter is kind of long…
Sorta…
Hmmm….
Anyway…
Gaara scratched his temple and thought.
He couldn't think of anything that didn't involve death.
That must be very…difficult.
"It is."
I'd help you…but I'm not going to."Why."
I don't know…
"I sang Barbie girl with you. Help me."
Nooo…I sang Barbie girl with you…
"Point being?"
Point being is…Your on your own.
"Fine."
So, Gaara thought…
And thought…
And thought…
And then thought some more.
- Later after two hours of Thinking -
"I got it." Gaara said, standing up.
"Does it involve death?" Neji asked, suspiciously.
"No."
"Does it involve hurting Kiba?"
"Most likely not."
"Dammit." Neji sighed. "Well, what is it?"
Gaara replied, "Neji, I dare you to…
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…Become Gai's new…MINI-ME!"
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHA!
Haaaaa!
Oh…that's great.
Neji stared at Gaara, eyes bigger than his head, and his mouth hanging open in shock.
Neji began to shake his head. "…No…I won't do it." he stated.
Gaara glared at him. "You have to."
"No."
"Yes."
"NO!"Gai suddenly appeared behind Neji, and hugged him. "OH NEJI THIS IS GOING TO BE SO YOUTHFUL! YOU WILL BECOME MY NEW FAVORITE STUDENT AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOR EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND THEN I'LL SHOW YOU THE POWER OF YOUTH!" Gai screamed in his ear.
Lee then appeared…
"WHAT ABOUT ME GAI-SENSEI! ? ! ?" Lee cried out, grabbing onto Gai's leg.
Gai shook him off and pointed at him dramatically. "I'm DISOWNING you!"
"NOOOOOO-wait…You're not my father…How can you disown me?" Lee asked, his eyes showing question marks.
Gai shook his head, and smirked…his teeth going ping…
"I'm disowning you as my favorite STUDENT!" Gai corrected.
"WHAAAAAT! ? !"
"It is true. Now go away, I need to pay attention to Neji now."
Lee began to cry. He ran over to Gaara and jumped into his lap. "HOLD ME!" he cried, hugging Gaara.
Gaara's big fuzzy eyebrow twitched and he glared at Lee…who was now sobbing into his shoulder. "No. Get off." Gaara snapped at him, shoving him away.
Lee stood up and jumped into Neji's lap…but before he could do anything…Tenten threw him out and sat herself down in Neji's lap…
Lee frowned. "No one loves me…"
Sure they do Lee…just no one in that room…you have fangirls…I'm sure…
"I brought Sexy back."
YES, Gaara. We KNOW.
Temari sighed and put a hand on Lee's shoulder. "Stop crying. You looked better before Gai got ahold of you anyway." she told him. Lee looked at her happily…his mood suddenly changing…
"TEMARI!" he jumped into Temari's lap and hugged her. She…let him.
Lee fangirls…be jealous…I guess.
Anyway…
Gai continued to hug Neji as he shouted, "NEJI IS MY NEW FAVORITE STUDENT!"
Neji frowned. He was officially in Hell…
"Grrrr…" Neji…growled?
Tenten shoved Gai off Neji, and sighed. "Neji, I'm sorry…but you have to do it."
Neji shook his head…still dazed.
I would be too.
I don't have anything against Gai…but…y'know.
Everyone was trying to keep in their laughter as Neji stood up, shaking his head.
"I refuse."
"You can't refuse." Gaara said. "It's been said and it doesn't involve anyone getting killed so it's official. You have to do it…so do it."
Neji turned and glared at Gai, who gave him the good guy pose…
"Sensei…I don't-" Neji started, but Gai interrupted him…
"NEJI MY NEWEST YOUTHFUL STUDENT WE SHALL BEGIN! FIRST OF ALL…THOSE CLOTHES NEED TO GO!" Gai shouted.
Neji looked down at his clothes. He got all teary and looked back up at Gai.
"What's wrong with my clothes…?" he asked, a bit hurt.
Gai looked Neji up and down and side to side. "They don't hold youth." Gai replied.
"My clothes hold youth! Just not your type of youth!" Neji defended.
"LIES!" Gai added, "besides, they aren't green."
"…Why green?"
"They bring out the color in my eyes!" Gai said, and wiggled…his eyebrows…WAIT A MINUTE!
OBJECTION!
Gai's eyebrows were waxed off in his turn! And unless they grew back at the speed of light then he HAS NO EYEBROWS!
Gai began to cry.
"First you take away my eyebrows…then you mock me! Waahhh!"
I wasn't mocking y-
"THE YOUTH ISN'T WITH YOU!" Gai suddenly punched Neji on the top of his head.
Tenten then did the same thing to Gai. "PUNCH HIM AGAIN! I DARE YOU!" she threatened.
"I love you." Neji told her. Tenten smiled. "Love you too."
"Awwwww." Everyone…awwwed…
Gai's eyes began to fill with tears. He grabbed Neji's hand and pulled him away from Tenten.
"NEJI! YOU ARE BEGINNING TO SEE THE POWER OF YOUTH! YOUR LOVE FOR TENTEN IS BRINGING OUT YOUR YOUTH!" Gai shouted, a sunset appearing behind him…somehow…
Neji's eyebrow twitched…but then he got an idea. He pulled his hand free, and forced a smiled.
"Boy, Sensei, you're right! Tenten really does bring out the…eh YOUTH in me…" Neji said threw gritted teeth, forcing a smile.
Everyone raised a brow…it was obvious that Neji wasn't serious…but I don't think Gai quite got that…
Waterfalls fell from Gai's eyes, and he hugged Neji.
"OH MY NEW YOUTHFUL STUDENT! You…you finally understand how great I am, right?"
"…Yes…You are the best. Sensei…you…are my hero." Neji managed to say.
Tenten looked at him as if he had just gone insane.
Neji looked up at Gai. "Can we just…get this turn over with…pwease?" he asked.
Gai gave him a sure nod. "Now, back to your clothes! They're awful. STRIP!"
"W-what?" Neji gasped.
Tenten smirked evilly and pulled out a camera. "You heard Gai, Neji. STRIP!"
"Tenten you're not helping!" Neji snapped at her, then noticed she had a camera. He shook his head. "Tenten, why do you-"
"STRIP!" Tenten shouted, and took a picture of Neji…and since it had an overly bright flash…Neji went blind…long enough for Gai to totally rip off Neji's clothes…
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That sounds wrong.
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Tenten began talking pictures of Neji in his white boxers.
Neji looked down, and gasped. "Gah! I've been exposed!" he exclaimed, trying to cover himself. Tenten slapped his arms…and continued with the pictures…
"These are going straight onto the internet!" Tenten laughed.
"I thought you loved me, Tenten!" Neji exclaimed, waving his hands around.
Tenten smiled. "I do love you. I just wanna show everyone how hott and sexy you are to make everyone JEALOUS!"
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How…evil?
"Exactly."
Hmmm.
All the girls giggled as Neji tired to cover himself. Gai smiled, and grabbed a green jumpsuit from out of no where. He shoved it into Neji's arms.
"Change into this." he commanded.
Neji's frowned at the spandex jumpsuit thingy, his eye twitching. "But it's ugly." he mumbled.
Gai glared at him. "It is NOT ugly! Look at me! I'm so sexy it hurts!" Gai shouted.
Gaara suddenly grabbed Gai by the collar and harshly glared at him. "I brought sexy back. I'm sexier than sex itself. Sex is jealous. You are not sexy." Gaara snarled at him.
Gai cried…again.
He's cried a lot in this chapter.
"I AM SEXY! MY FANS THINK SO!" Gai defended.
Gaara let got of Gai and replied, "But can you do this?"
Gaara tore apart his shirt, revealing his muscular torso.
Every fangirl in the world squealed at this.
Sexy Back began to play, and Gaara began to dance.
Everyone but the fangirls decided to ignore him…
Gai placed a hand on Neji's shoulder. "Neji, do you think I'm sexy…? If I'm sexy…you're sexy…Right?"
Neji thought about it for a moment. He turned to Tenten, who was still taking pictures…because Neji was still in his boxers…
"Tenten, am I sexy?" he asked.
"Very, now do a kitten pose…" Tenten replied.
Neji ignored the last part of Tenten's sentence and faced Gai. "I am, so you are." he told him.
Gai began to laugh. "YAY!" he jumped for joy.
"Can we continue…people are looking kind of pissed…" Shikamaru told everyone, looking out to the readers.
Gai then tackled Neji and forced him into the green spandex.
"No! Sensei! Stop!"
"NEJI! YOU HAVE TO WEAR IT! THE YOUTH COMANDS YOU TO!"
After a few minutes of wrestling on the floor, Gai managed to get the spandex on Neji. Tenten stopped taking pictures, and covered her mouth. Everyone stared at Neji as he slowly stood up.
Gai jumped up and smiled. "NEJI! YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!" he exclaimed. Neji's eyebrow twitched as he looked down at himself.
Everyone held in their giggles.
Tenten approached Neji, and he turned away from her, embarrassed.
"Awww, Neji! You're so cute!" she squealed, taking a picture of him.
Gai then hugged Neji. "EVER SO CUTE!"
Neji died a little bit more inside.
"Is it over yet…?" he said weakly.
Gaara stopped dancing for his fangirls, and looked at Neji. "Technically it is. But you have to act like Gai for the rest of the story. Hehe." he said.
Neji died a bit more.
Tenten rubbed Neji's back. "It's not that bad. All you have to do is bounce around and say youth a lot. After it's all over you can take the spandex off and everything will be alright."
"NOOO! YOU SHALL BE MY NEW STUDENT FOR EVER AND EVER AND EVER!" Gai shouted, grabbed Neji away from Tenten.
Tenten glared at Gai, and took Neji back.
"Yay…youth…" Neji mumbled.
"THAT'S THE SPIRIT!" Gai shouted, doing his good guy pose.
Neji gave a weak thumbs up.
"YAY!"
Meanwhile, Lee was cuddled up in Temari's lap.
"I can't believe he replaced me." Lee cried.
Temari sighed. "No worries Lee. Once this game is over Gai will take you back as his favorite student."
Lee looked up at Temari. "What? No, I was talking about Neji."
Temari gave him a blank stare, and shoved him off her.
Aw.
Anyway.
They all sat back down into the circle.
Neji grabbed the bottle, but Gai took it away from him. "GRAB IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT MY YOUTHFUL STUDENT!"
Neji growled, and punch Gai in the face, stealing the bottle back.
"Ehhh….good…job…" Gai said, dizzy. Kakashi then began writing on Gai's face.
Neji flipped his hair over his shoulder, and set the bottle down. "This is going to be-"
Neji was then hit over the head with a shillelagh.
"HA!" Shikamaru laughed. "I win."
Neji rubbed the top of his head. "WHAT THE HELL!" he shouted.
Shikamaru smiled. "It was re-QUESTED!" he sang.
Tenten took the shillelagh away and began to chase Shikamaru around with it.
"LEAVE MY SHIKA-POO ALONE!" Ino gasped, and joined the chase.
Neji continued to rub his head, and began, "Anyway, as I was saying…This is going to be a…Marriage."
Naruto and Sakura stopped making out and gasped, Sasuke walked through the door just in time to hear what was happening, Kakashi blinked with surprise, Shikamaru stopped running and gasped, Tenten began to jump and squeal, Ino ran into a wall, Asuma found a real cigarette but then choked on it, Kiba and Hinata were still in the other room, Shino was so shocked that he squished his mini-me spider, Kurenai blushed, Lee began to clap his hands in wonder, Gai did his good guy pose and his teeth went ping, Temari gave a quick glance at Lee, Kankuro hugged his puppets, and Gaara prayed to the heavens and above that he would have nothing to do with this next turn.
Oh wow. O.o
Marriage…Well…this is certainly going to be interesting…
Neji looked around? "Why's everyone shocked? I figured that you guys would have done one of these already."
Naruto shook his head. "Nope…we haven't…" he said.
Sasuke took his sunglasses off dramatically, and exclaimed, "What'd I miss!"
Everyone looked over at him, but didn't say anything.
Sasuke stared at them. "FABULOUS!" he cried out.
Anyway…
Neji shrugged. "Well, we'll just have to see what happens."
Neji then spun the bottle…
Spin…
Spin…
Spin…
Spin…
Spin…
Spin…
Spin…
Spin…
Spin…
Spin…
Who will it land on?
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Heheh…Oh wow…Compared to the last few chapters this wasn't very good. Sorry guys, I wanted to update really badly to make you all happy, so I tried my bed. Hopefully, you coughed up a few laughs while reading this. Heh…
Who will be next?
Well…I'll let you guys choose.
Yes That's right…
You.
Sitting right there.
The remaining people we have left are Kurenai, Kankuro, and Naruto. Hmmm.
Or maybe it'll land on someone who's already gone?
You'll find out…
Next chapter.
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