Hey, lovelies, two days of updates in a row shouldn't be big for me; but I know I've been bad about it lately and because of my seriously fantastic reviewers; and the fact that I got a review prompt meant that I was able to update quicker. lol. So I thank you. :P

So I just want to throw it out there that when I first saw this prompt, especially the part about Bioshock I had to do some major reaserch (not really; basically listening to my nerdy ass brother talk about it and watching him play it for two hours and STILL not knowing what the heck it was) plus; okay, I have no idea what there is in Wisconsin; and have never ridden in a smart car so thiiiis was my best shot. hahah

Disclaimer: I own some stuff...like...the EYC CDs I borrowed from Puppet and won't give back. ehehehe Other than that? hmm...*checks* Nothing? HUH! SURPRISE!

Prompt: Wisconsin, the video game bioshock's big daddy, and a smart car given to me by the super fantastic Birdly; thank you, love!

"NO! NO, YOU STUPID FUCK! GO BACK! NO! OH MY GOD, YOU'RE SUCH A RETARD YOU FUCKING N00B!"

Tony rolled his eyes for the hundredth time that day, stirring the pot of soup he was heating up for lunch. When he heard a crash he pinched the bridge of his nose and walked into the living room, unable to ignore the obscene yelling any longer.

"Sean, what the fuck is going on in here?" he asked, as he came upon the scene. He shook his head in unsurprised disbelief as he looked at his boyfriend. The blonde was sitting on the couch wearing nothing more than a pair of pajama pants and a headset and practically surrounded by a fort of half eaten pop tart boxes. As a result of further inspection Tony saw one of the boxes had been thrown across the room and knocked over another stack of them; most likely the cause of the crash.

As he began to pick up the boxes and wrappers he received his answer, "Well, my team is trying to beat a Big Daddy but these little fucking five year olds can't get it together and won't listen so we keep losing. Little pieces of shit…" Sean stated and Tony shook his head in sarcastic understanding.

"Right, of course! Now the fact that you've spent the last six hours holed up in the living room eating nothing but these nasty stale tasting Pop Tarts and playing with that stupid XBOX makes so much sense!" he stated and was received by a scandalous look from his boyfriend.

"MY XBOX IS NOT STUPID!" He declared and leaned down to pet the console, "He didn't mean it, baby, I promise; he just doesn't understand how awesome you are…" he cooed and Tony rolled his eyes, throwing his hands up in the air and walking back into the kitchen.

"If you love your XBOX so much why don't you just get it to fuck you then and completely outsource me?" Tony stated jealously. Yes, he knew it was silly to be jealous over a game but Tony couldn't help but wish that some of his boyfriend's undying focus on that stupid game could, for once, go to him.

Sean laughed, "If that were possible do you know how many guys would never ever leave the house? For the sake of the continued population of mankind that should never be possible…" Sean stated and Tony rolled his eyes once again.

Trying to change the subject he called back into the other room, "So, you know my cousin's wedding is in two weeks, right? The one you promised you would go to with me?" An audible pause was heard from within the next room and Tony shook his head, walking back in the room, "You know, the one in Wisconsin; the one we bought plane tickets for like two months ago?"

The look of childish annoyance crossed the blonde's features, "Oh yeah, that's next week? Lame…"

Tony's eyes narrowed, "Come on, how often do I ask you to do this kind of stuff? How often? Like, never!"

Sean let out a small chuckle, "No, not the wedding, I like your cousin Giuseppe; he's a good guy. The lame part is going to Wisconsin…"

Tony just let his head fall to an angle, a smile trying not to break through his lips, "And what in God's name is wrong with Wisconsin all of a sudden?"

"Nothing, there's just nothing to do. Like, what are we going to do other than ride around in a smart car eating cheese and watching 'That 70's Show'?" Sean asked, taking off his headset and turning to face his boyfriend completely (probably for the first time that day).

Tony then couldn't help but let his anger drop and a smile break through onto his features, "What the hell does 'That 70's Show' have to do with it?"

Sean turned let out a smirk as if the question was obvious, "Because it took place in Wisconsin…" The look of confusion on his boyfriend's face was answered with a continuance of the statement, "You know how at the end you could hear Ashton Kutcher's character yell 'HELLO WISCONSON!'. That's how you know…"

Tony just rolled his eyes once again, but this time in a more playful manner, "You're such a dork…"

Sean laughed, and shoved him playfully, "Shut up…"

Tony shoved him back, "Well, at least I know what you did before we started dating…dork…"

With another shove Sean smirked, "Yeah…" His face then turned serious, and he moved his face closer to his boyfriend's, "But I want you to know I would always choose you over videogames; always." He stated and Tony smiled, "I know I don't always act like it but I want you to remember that."

"I know…" The Italian smiled and pressed a sweet kiss to his boyfriend's lips.

Their moment, however, was ruined when a loud, piercing screech blasted through the air.

"Shit! The smoke alarm! My soup! Shit!" Tony stated and hopped up, out of his boyfriend's embrace and ran into the kitchen to take the pot off the burner and open the windows.

Spot just sat back in the couch and smirked to himself, "Look who's easily distracted now..."

There we go! I guess it's up to you guys to tell me if I'm out of my slump yet. haha. If I'm not? Just tell me and I'll keep trying. lol.

Prompts make it easier for me to write, just saying, and yours are WAYYY more fun to write. hehe. So *hint hint, nudge nudge* Honestly, I think the randomer they are the better and I have not turned one down yet; so please, feel free. hehe.

Lots of love to my readers, love you guys, and Tony's home made Italian Wedding Soup (yes, that's the soup he was making) to my reviewers! This was dedicated to you awesome fantastics! XD