This is the last chapter…I never thought I'd ever type those words out. D: But, look on the bright side: You guys can read the story now without having to wait for an update! Yay? Um, so yeah. Nothing more I can say…OH! There will be another "chapter" but it's not a chapter…it's an Author's Note. It's going to be right after this. I'd tell you what it's about…but that would ruin the "surprise." :P It'll be up sometime this week.
This chapter also contains a special guest appearance by : nejitenteji10sasu10!
And remember: REVIEW! For good ol' times. :P
Before we start, I just want to say this: I love you guys! :D
Disclaimer: I own nothing mentioned in this fic. These characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto.
Enjoy!
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Previously:
Temari then began to cough, and she sat down. After she stopped coughing, she covered her face.
"Temari?"
"Kankuro!" she looked up, and stared at him with a disgusted look. "I was wearing a red dress! I got drunk and passed out in Room 5!"
"HOLY SHIT!" Kankuro jumped back in surprise.
Everyone's jaws dropped to the floor.
"What the hell! ?"
"That's sick!"
"What are the chances of that! ?"
"BLAH!"
"OH MY GOD!"
Everyone suddenly felt the need to barf. Especially Kankuro and Temari.
"Are you sure, Temari! ?" Kankuro asked. "You WERE drunk, after all."
"Positive…"
After a while, everyone calmed down.
Kankuro glanced at Temari. He could barely look at her. "I can't believe that YOU were my first kiss…"
"Same here…I thought you were someone else…"
"We never speak of this again."
"Especially in front of Gaara."
"Agreed."
Shiver…
Talk about a plot twist, eh?
Kankuro shivered in disgust. "Can we just all forget about this, and continue?" he asked.
"Yeah…"
"Great." Kankuro picked up the bottle. "I say this be something simple. A plain Dare."
That was when Shikamaru noticed something. "Wait, Kankuro…we kind of don't need the bottle."
"Hm? Why?" Kankuro replied, confused.
"Because…only one of us hasn't gone yet."
Everyone looked around until their eyes landed on Naruto.
Naruto looked around, and gulped. "Oh, burn…"
"You're right." Ino said. "Naruto is the last one."
"It makes sense." Kakashi nodded. "After all, he is the main character."
"THAT MAKES NO SENSE!" Naruto cried.
Kankuro frowned. "Man! I was hoping it would land on someone else!" he exclaimed.
"And why is that! ?" Naruto asked, annoyed.
"Because. You're a dumbass!"
"HEY!"
"Actually," Neji cut in. "Shouldn't that make it easier?"
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"You'd think that, wouldn't you?" Kankuro said.
Neji glared at him. "Oh, and who did you want it to land on?"
"I don't know! Ino! Or Tenten!"
"Why?" Neji and Shikamaru asked.
Kankuro's cheeks turned bright red, and he gave a goofy grin. "Hellloooo! Strip time!"
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BAM!
WOOSH!
KA-POW!
BOOM!
"OWIE YOU JERKS!"
"SHUT UP YOU PERVERT!"
Kankuro then began to sob, and ran to the emo corner.
Temari sighed. "Great. You guys do know he's the key to finishing this, right?"
Neji and Shikamaru looked at her. "What do you mean?"
"If Kankuro is sobbing in the corner, then how is he suppose to give Naruto his dare?"
She has a point.
"You guys are mean!" Kankuro called from the corner. "I'm leaving!"
LIKE HELL YOU ARE!
Kankuro dashed for the door…only to be tripped by a lightning strike. Kankuro fell flat on his face, and just laid there. "Screw you." he mumbled, not moving.
Naruto was just sitting there, Sakura left, Sasuke was writing Tsunade a love poem, Kakashi was reading fanfics, Shikamaru and Ino were talking, Choji had left, Asuma and Kurenai were getting ready for their honey moon, Kiba and Hinata were still in the other room, Shino was wearing a quit-the-grasshopper patch, Akamaru has yet to show up in this story, Gai was drawing on his eyebrows, Lee missed his eyebrows, Neji and Tenten were making out, Temari was still disgusted with the last turn, Kankuro still hadn't moved, Gaara was still knocked out, and the Author was just stalling for time.
Kankuro looked around the room, and sighed. What the hell! What am I suppose to dare Naruto to do? All the good dares have already been used!
Use the force, Kankuro.
…Daddy? Is that you?
Nope. :D
Damn. Kankuro sat up, and rubbed his head. He really didn't want to do this. He was upset. Wouldn't you be upset if you found out that your very first kiss was with your very own sister?
Yes…Yes I would.
"Okay, look, Naruto," Kankuro started, "I don't know what to dare you to do, so do you think you could give me a few minutes to think of something?"
Naruto rolled his eyes. "I guess."
Naruto was excited. Through out this WHOLE entire time, all he did was sit there and be comic relief! Now, it was finally his turn! He was pumped!
…Until he thought of Sakura…
Naruto's thoughts turned for pumped to upset.
He loved Sakura. He truly did. He just…He just wished that she'd be more nice and considerate. Like how he was considerate with her though out all this. When it was her turn, Naruto tried to save her from Bob. Hell, he even went on a date with her after all that! He just wished…that she was here to see him.
But, maybe Kankuro would say a dare that involved Sakura…?
Naruto had hope yet.
…Kankuro on the other hand…didn't have any hope.
He didn't have ANYTHING!
I don't have ANYTHING! Kankuro screamed in his head.
Yeah, like I haven't heard that one before…
Shut up and help me!
And why should I do that?
You're the Author!
And…?
Kankuro gave a sigh of frustration. Maybe if he asked around he'd get some ideas.
Kankuro tapped Sasuke on the shoulder. "Pst, Sasuke?"
Sasuke looked up from his love poem with a frown. "What?"
"Do you have any ideas?"
"Uhh…make him kiss…Neji or something."
Noooooo…
Kankuro frowned. "I'll think about it…" I don't think so. I don't need Tenten to hurt me…
Kankuro then tapped Temari. "Do you have any ideas?"
"Swear off Ramen?" she suggested.
Noooooo…
"That's too obvious." I shouldn't do anything with Ramen…
Temari shrugged. "Can't help you then." she said, then went back to staring at Lee.
Kankuro rubbed the back of his neck. Why had he even agreed to this in the first place? If he had never agreed to play this game then everything would have been okay. Like, he still would be thinking that his first kiss was with Anju…not Temari. Then, he wouldn't be in this situation.
Life would have been perfect.
Well, for him, anyway.
Why me? he asked himself.
Because I felt like it.
You're kind of a jerk.
Well! What do you want me to do! ?
Come up with the perfect dare for me!
The Author then appeared out of no where. He looked around frantically before giving a sigh of relief. "I lost the fangirls." he said. "They're still upset about Gaara…"
The Author looked down at Gaara and shook his head. "Because of you I will never look at a spoon the same way."
Kankuro then jumped up and hugged the Author. "HELP ME!"
The Author pushed Kankuro off, and sighed. "I am." he said, annoyed. "So, if you'll calm down…"
The Author reached behind him for his laptop…only to see it was missing…
He froze, and stared at the empty spot. Kankuro looked to see what was wrong, and sweatdropped.
"Please…Don't tell me you lost your laptop again!" Kankuro cried out. "Remember what happened last time!"
"…" the Author didn't reply. He just kind of stared at the empty spot.
Everyone else joined Kankuro with a sweatdrop.
"Is this going to be a repeat of chapter 10?" Naruto asked. "Because…if it is…I don't want to play anymore…"
"…" the Author still wasn't saying anything.
"Is Bob responsible?" Temari asked.
"Well, Neji and Lee aren't making out, and either are Naruto and Sasuke…so no." Kakashi answered, referring back to chapter 10.
That was about the time the ground began to slightly shake. Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked around.
Suddenly, one of the walls came crashing down.
"AW C'MON!" Naruto cried. "STOP DESTROYING MY HOUSE!"
Everyone began to cough because of the smoke. Once it cleared up, everyone saw the cause of the fallen wall.
There stood a girl with a wide smile on her face. She had black hair, and purple eyes covered by wired glasses. She was kind of short.
"Hey." was all she said.
Naruto glared at her. "YOU BROKE MY HOUSE!"
The Author finally snapped out of his shocked trance, and turned to face Naruto. He hit him on the head. "Naruto, mind your manners!"
"Ouch." Naruto muttered, rubbing his now sore head.
The Author looked up at the girl. "Who are you?" he asked suspiciously. "You aren't working for Bob are you?"
The girl giggled, and shook her head. "Nah, I'm not." she replied. "I'm Kaitlin, but you can call me Kaa-Chan."
The Author was about to say something, when he noticed Kaa-Chan was holding something.
The Author's jaw dropped, and he pointed an accusing finger at her. "YOU STOLE MY LAPTOP!" he exclaimed.
Kaa-Chan held up the laptop. "Why, yes I did." she said with a smirk.
"ARE YOU TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE STORY! ?"
"Noooo."
"THEN WHY! ?"
"Well, I wanted to gain something."
The Author did a face palm, and muttered, "Why do the fangirls feel the need to take my stuff…"
"Gain what?" Shikamaru asked.
"A certain someone." Kaa-Chan replied, pushing her glasses up.
The Author suddenly became alert. "Look, if this is about Gaara I'll wake him up so please don't bring out the spoo-"
Kaa-Chan began to laugh. "No! Don't get me wrong, I love Gaara! But that's not who I was thinking."
The Author was confused. "Well…then who."
Kaa-Chan gave a mischievous grin, and pointed…
Everyone looked to see who she was pointing at.
"I WANT KAKASHI!"
Gasp.
Everyone was staring at Kakashi, who was giggling at his fanfic. After a few seconds, he noticed everyone was staring at him. "Hm? What?"
The Author thought about this. "So, if I give you Kakashi, then will you give me my laptop?" he asked, hope filling his expression.
Kaa-Chan smiled. "Of course."
Without a second thought, the Author grabbed Kakashi and threw hit at Kaa-Chan…
…Literally.
Kaa-Chan threw the laptop at the Author…
…Literally.
"WAIT! You can't take Sensei!" Naruto exclaimed.
"Yeah…" Sasuke agreed unenthusiastically.
Kaa-Chan smirked. "Watch me!"
Kakashi gulped. He was in the possession of a fangirl after all. "Um…?"
Kaa-Chan held Kakashi up, and laughed. "MWHAHAHA! MINE!"
The Author sighed. "Sorry, Kakashi fangirls. He's taken."
The group watched Kaa-Chan run off with Kakashi. "COME ON KAKASHI! Let's go 'read'!"
Bye-Bye Kakashi…
The Author hugged his laptop. "All that really matters is that your back." he told the laptop.
"Are you done stalling?" Kankuro asked, annoyed.
"Hm?" The Author looked up at Kankuro. "Oh, yes! I am!"
"Well?"
"Well…?"
Kankuro gave himself a face palm. "You were going to give me a dare." he said through gritted teeth.
"Oh yeah!"
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"WELL! ?"
"I don't have one."
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Face palm.
The Author scratched the back of his head as Kankuro glared at him with fire in his eyes.
"Well…we could always look through the reviews…?" The Author suggested.
Kankuro sighed. "Alright."
Naruto and Sasuke were crying over their lost Sensei, Sakura was still gone, Kakashi was with Kaa-Chan, Shikamaru and Ino where braiding each others hair, Choji was gone, Asuma and Kurenai were packing, Kiba and Hinata were still in the other room, Shino was scratching at the patch, Lee and Gai were doing yoga, Neji and Tenten were making out, Temari was doing yoga as well, the Author and Kankuro were reading the reviewer's suggestions, and Gaara…was unconscious.
The Author and Kankuro continued to read the suggestions. That was when one of the caught his eye.
"That one!" Kankuro pointed at the screen. The Author read it, and went pale.
"Are…you sure?"
"Yep!"
"You might die…"
"Nah, you don't do character death, remember?"
"Oh yeah…"
Kankuro jumped up, and said, "Naruto! I have your dare!"
Naruto began to jump in place, excited. "What!"
Kankuro smirked. He won't be excited for long… He thought.
"Naruto…I dare you to…"
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- Meanwhile in town-
Sakura walked the streets of Konoha, a frown plastered on her face.
How could she have been so blind? How could she have noticed that Naruto wasn't happy with their relationship…? She thought he was enjoying himself. He put so much on the line for her when she became possessed by Bob. He broke that with a meaningful kiss…
…and she treated him like crap.
If it wasn't for Naruto, she'd be with Kankuro…
Sakura looked up at the sky, and noticed the sun setting. "Maybe I didn't treat him right…" she muttered to herself.
Y'think?
"Shut up." Sakura said with a sigh. She was in no mood to argue with the Author.
But…what was she thinking? She took advantage of Naruto's feelings…and didn't realize what she had until she lost it.
"All you ever do is bring me down when all I try to do is love you! Sometimes I wonder if you ever cared about me in the first place! Do you care! ? No! I bet you don't…"
Sakura was hurt by Naruto's words, and they made her realize…
…that she truly did love him.
I was a fool…Sakura thought. He'll never take me back…
How do you know?
Look, you're the last person I need to hear from!
Sigh. I'm trying to help.
Sure you are.
Sakura stopped walking and sat down on a bench. She let it all out. Tears began to fall.
Oh, Sakura! Just go back!
"Easy for you to say." Sakura whispered. "Naruto doesn't miss me. He's probably already hooked up with someone else."
Well…not yet, anyway…
"What?"
NOTHING! Heh…
Sakura shook her head, and wiped the tears off her cheek.
Sakura, just go back.
Sakura continued to shake her head. "I can't go back. What if he rejects me?"
I highly doubt that.
"I refused to do anything he wanted to do, and I was mean to him through out this story! I never made out with him, or said lovey-dovey stuff!"
Maybe if you apologize…
Sakura looked up at the pink and purple sky. The sun was almost gone, and she felt a ping of hope in the pit of her stomach.
If she did go back…What would she say? Hey, Naruto, sorry for being a bitch, so let's make out! …No.
…Face Palm.
GO BACK SAKURA!
"NO!"
People walking by looked at Sakura like she was some type of lunatic. She just ignored them.
How do you know what will happen if you never go back?
How do you know he doesn't want you back?
What if he does?
"…I…I…" Sakura didn't know what to say.
Maybe Naruto was just having a moment…Maybe he did love her…Maybe she should go back…
NOW we're talking!
Sakura smiled, and jumped off the bench, making her way to Naruto's house as fast as she could.
-Meanwhile back at Naruto's place-
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"I dare you to… kiss…GAARA!"
Dun dun dun duuuuuuun…
Naruto's face: O.O
Fangirls' Faces: D':
Everyone else: o.O
Oh dear.
Naruto was in total shock. He was no longer jumping for joy for his turn. He suddenly didn't want to play anymore. He felt sick to his stomach.
Naruto felt sick, Sasuke was gasping, Kakashi was with Kaa-Chan, Shikamaru and Ino gasped, Choji was gone, Asuma and Kurenai dropping boxes in surprise, Lee was crying, Gai was crying because of Lee, Neji and Tenten didn't really care and continued to make out, Temari cried because of Lee, Kankuro smirked, and Gaara…
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…Well…Gaara was still unconscious.
That was actually a perfect excuse.
Naruto gulped. "Eh b-but Gaara is ou-out cold." Naruto said, twitching nervously.
Kankuro grinned evilly. "Which makes this more interesting…"
"It's almost like Sleeping Beauty." Sasuke said.
"Or Snow White." Shikamaru added.
Don't own either of those…soooo…
"Kankuro…" Naruto started, "do you want me to die?"
Kankuro laughed. "NO! I just want to see the look on Gaara's face when he wakes up!"
"I wasn't talking about Gaara! I was talking about the fangirls!"
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I didn't even think about the fangirls…
Oops…
"OOPS! ?" Naruto exclaimed.
Yeah, oops.
"GAH!" Naruto fell to his knees and looked at Gaara. "I don't want to do this!"
Everyone glared at Naruto.
"Do you think I wanted to tell everyone I had naughty dreams about Neji?" Lee asked.
"Do you think I wanted to eat…bugs?" Shino said, twitching.
"I kind of wanted to kiss Tsunade." Sasuke shrugged.
"Do you think I wanted to pole dance?" Ino exclaimed.
"Do you think Choji wanted to tell us why he's fat?" Shikamaru asked.
"I WANT MY EYE BROWS BACK!" Gai screamed.
"I wanted to save Neji." Tenten said.
"Do you think I wanted to go on a date with two crazy blondes?" Shikamaru yawned.
"Do you think Kiba wanted to run nude and go out with Hanabi?" Shino said.
"Do you think I wanted to kiss OROCHIMARU?" Temari spat.
"Do you think Hinata wanted to lap dance?" Shino said.
"Do you think I wanted to peep on the woman's bath house?" Asuma sighed.
"Do you think I wanted to be Gai's new mini-me?" Neji said.
"I did want to get married to Asuma, not Kakashi." Kurenai smirked.
"AND do you think I wanted to find out that my SISTER was my first kiss! ?" Kankuro exclaimed.
Naruto sighed. "Sorry guys. I didn't mean it like that." Naruto apologized.
Kankuro laid a hand on Naruto's shoulder. "Just do it and get it over with." he said. "Maybe you'll get lucky and he won't wake up."
"Maybe…" Naruto mumbled. At least he had a bit of hope.
Everyone watched as Naruto knelt down beside Gaara.
Naruto hesitated…but soon began to lean down.
It was just a dare…and the Author didn't believe in character death…and there was a fifty-fifty chance that he wouldn't wake up…
How bad could it be?
It's not like he's never kissed a guy before.
"Oh, burn." Naruto mumbled, and frowned.
His face was only a few inches away from Gaara's sleeping face.
The fangirls are either crying because they wish they were Naruto, or they're crying because they love NaruGaara…
Either way, they're crying.
Naruto's face got closer…
Everyone gasped and waited in suspense…
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Closer…
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…At the same Sakura burst in…
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Oh, the irony.
Sakura couldn't believe her eyes.
Everyone except Naruto noticed that Sakura had entered, and they all gasped, and shook their heads.
Naruto pulled away from Gaara, and sighed. He looked up, and his eyes met Sakura's.
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Awkward…
Sakura then burst out laughing. "HAHAHAHA!"
Naruto glared at her. "WHAT?"
Sakura fell to her knees, holding her stomach. "HAHAHA-Naruto! You-You HAHAHAHA!" She could barely breath.
Naruto tried to glare at her, but he soon found that he was laughing with her.
"Hahahaha!" Naruto crawled over to her, laughing hysterically.
Everyone else joined into the laughter.
AAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHA!
Hehe!
.…Ha…ha…
Ha…
Everyone was so busy laughing that they didn't notice that Gaara had awoken.
Hahahaahaha- oh deary….
Gaara sat up, and glared at Naruto…who was still laughing.
Gaara stood up, and grabbed Naruto by the collar.
Naruto suddenly had no more laughter…
"You." Gaara snarled.
"Heh me?" Naruto asked nervously.
Now, Gaara…Play nice.
Gaara reached his other hand up to Naruto's neck, and began to choke him.
NO! Gaara! I said play nice!
"Screw. You." Gaara snarled.
Sakura gasped, and tried to pull Naruto free.
Sigh.
Gaara has left me no choice.
Fangirls…
I am terribly sorry for this…
The Author appeared out of no where, and hit Gaara over the top of the head.
For some reason, this was enough to make Gaara let Naruto go. Gaara turned and glared at the Author.
"Oh, Gaara…if you think you hate me now…Just you wait." the Author laughed.
The Author grabbed Gaara, and threw him into the crowd of Fangirls.
"NOOO! AUTHOR!" Gaara screamed.
Everyone else just watched with this look on their faces: o.o
The fangirls gave fangirl cries, and ran off with Gaara. Gaara was trying to get away, but to no prevail.
I think the fangirls have forgiven me.
What do you think?
And with that, Gaara and the fangirls were gone.
Temari and Kankuro sighed. "Are we ever going to get him back?' Temari asked.
The Author smiled and replied, "Maybe."
Temari and Kankuro face palmed.
Sakura helped Naruto up, and hugged him. "You had me worried there for a moment." Sakura whispered.
Naruto grinned, and hugged her back. "Psh. I was alright. He barely hurt me."
The two pulled away, and blushed. "Look, Sakura-" Naruto started, but Sakura cut him off.
"No, Naruto." Sakura interrupted. "I…I just want to say I'm sorry for treating you the way I have…I want to be with you. I want you to want me…and I understand if you don't want me anymore for all the things I did…"
Naruto smiled. "Oh, Sakura. It's alright. I was upset, but I'm over it now…and I want to get back together…if you're willing to make some changes. I will make changes with you."
A single tear fell from Sakura's eye, and she hugged him once more. "I do. I want to be yours Naruto!"
Awww.
"Awwww." everyone sighed.
Naruto and Sakura blushed as they pulled apart, and Sakura pecked his cheek.
Everything was okay.
They all sat in the circle once more.
"Ah-HA!" Naruto laughed. "FINALLY! It's MY turn! I say this be a double dare, kiss, truth, and-"
Actually, Naruto…the game's over.
"You lost the game." Shikamaru snickered.
"Oh…burn?" Naruto questioned.
He wasn't sure what that meant.
Suddenly, Neji perked up. "Hey, what ever happened to Hinata…or Kiba?"
Everyone tensed.
- Meanwhile in the other room -
"H-Hinata! Why! WHY'D THEY HAVE TO SHOOT HIM!" Kiba cried.
"Because, K-Kiba. It was for h-his own good!" Hinata cried as well.
Kiba wiped his cheeks. "It wasn't Yeller's fault! IT WASN'T HIS FAULT!"
"I KNOW!"
The two cried and cried….
Don't own Yeller, btw…
-Back with the Others-
"They were abducted by aliens." Tenten said, and quickly pulled Neji down to make out before he could say anything else.
Shikamaru then looked around. "Where'd Choji go?"
"He said he went to go and try out for Sumo-Wrestling." Ino replied with a shrug.
"Oh, good for him." Shikamaru said.
Kurenai and Asuma head for the doors. "Bye guys, we're off for our honey-moon!" Kurenai exclaimed. Asuma smacked her ass, and they walked out.
Ino's eye twitched. "I didn't need to see that…"
Everyone else shook their heads in disgust.
Lee sighed, and turned to Temari. "Temari, I need to tell you something."
Temari was surprised. "What is it?"
"Y'know…when you first old me you loved me…I…I didn't know what to feel. I mean, I was in love with Neji…or Gaara. One of them. Anyway, I've had some time to think, and…"
Lee grabbed Temari's hand, and said, "I…I think I love you too."
Temari's cheeks heated up in a blush. "L-Lee?"
"Will you do me the honor of becoming my girlfriend?" Lee asked.
"Actually, Lee-" Temari let go of Lee's hands. "I already moved on."
"Oh, burn!" Naruto said.
Lee gasped. "YOU WHAT! ?" he exclaimed.
Temari gave an awkward laugh. "Well, I couldn't wait for you forever…so Shino and I already hooked up."
o.o
Shino then appeared next to Temari, and put his arm over her shoulder, wiggling his eyebrows.
Lee's face: x.x
Temari shrugged. "Sorry."
Lee didn't know what to say.
Shino pulled out a rose from his coat, and handed it to Temari, who giggled and accepted it.
…Now there's an odd couple for you…
Anyway…
After that, everyone just last there…
They had nothing else to say, since the game was over…
They all just sat there in silence….
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Naruto grinned.
"So, who wants to play again?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
-End-
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I'm only going to say this: If you have any questions you want/wanted answered, then say so in a review, because next "chapter" I'll be answering some questions(if any). Thank you. :D
Stay tuned for the Author Note. :D