Little Lost Loonatic
Stygian Skunk Part 6
As far as I know, Cosmo Sambo and Willo-Z are my own creations. They are decedents of Lil' Sambo and Willoughby (who are Bugs Bunny villains that I did not create).
It seems there's unplanned yaoi and yuri elements in this chapter. They might continue if there aren't too many objections. I think the vernacular is SkunkXLexi and AceXTek.
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Skunk stood once she got to the street. The musk cloud was getting weaker, and would soon dissipate completely. She shuddered to think how many innocents were affected by her musk of forgetfulness.
Looking down the street, Skunk saw Lexi staggering away. With her Amazon Prowess, she was running down the street at about 60 miles per hour (96 kilometers per hour), scooping Lexi into her arms as she ran by.
Lexi was crying. "Who are you?" she asked, "Who am I? Why do I stink? Why do my ears hurt? Why are we wearing these crazy pajamas?"
"So many questions, mon cheri," sighed Skunk.
"Is my name 'mon cheri'?"
"No, you are the Lexi Bunny."
"You know me?"
"Yes."
"Where are we going?"
"To the Acmetropolis Mega-Mart. I have to get some industrial strength oxygen cleaner based soap, a loofah bath brush, a 4 yard long (almost 4 meter long) garden hose, a disposable cell phone, and an extra large folding tub."
"Cell phone?"
"Yes, once I clean you up, I must call Zadavia and report my failings to her."
"Zadavia? Who's that?"
"It is not important right now."
"Okay, what ever you say sister."
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Ace staggered from the Park. His mind was totally fuzzy. He couldn't remember any details about who he was or what he was doing there. Looking up the street, he saw a strange coyote staggering around in the same kind of tights as him.
"Hey doc!" he yelled. The coyote turned to look at him. "Yes, you! Come over here!"
Ace walked over to the coyote, who met him half way.
"Who are you?" he asked, "Who am I? Why do I stink? Why do my ears ring? Why are we wearing these crazy pajamas?"
"So many questions," sighed the coyote.
"So any answers?"
"No. My mind is completely fuzzy. I can't remember much of anything. It appears that we are suffering from some kind of amnesia."
"So you one of those super genius types?"
"Well, that does seem logical."
"Until we get our remembering things back, I think we should stick together, for safety. You don't eat rabbits, do you?"
"Not that I can remember."
...
Skunk set up the tub between two dumpsters on an abandoned lot. She thought about going back to the Loonatic HQ, but could think of no way to get there without flying. Besides, Lexi couldn't remember the access codes to get in even if Skunk could get them up there.
She used the hose to run water from the faucet on the motel next to them to full the tub half way, and then began adding the oxygen cleaning soap. The soap made the water foam like crazy.
"Okay," she said to Lexi, "It is time for the stripping."
"The what?"
"You cannot bathe in your crazy pajamas, mon cheri... I mean Lexi."
"Are you sure we're friends?"
"Definitely."
The girls stripped, and Skunk tossed the suits into the tub to sink to the bottom. Skunk also untied Lexi's ears, to they separated from bottom to top. "We will agitate the water and the suits as we wash," said Skunk.
"Your tail is so beautiful."
"Everything about you is beautiful," replied Skunk as she swept Lexi off her feet and placed her at the end of the tub facing away from the middle. Skunk then climbed in behind and used the brush to scrub Lexi's back.
"I'm really beautiful?"
"Oui... that means 'yes'."
"You speak another language?"
"Yes, I speak la langue française (the French Language)."
"That sounds exotic."
"Well, French is the language of love."
"Love?"
"Yes."
"Do you love me?"
"Yes, as much as Ace Bunny loves you."
"Ace Bunny? She loves me?"
"Ace is un lapin garçon (a boy bunny)."
"And that means?"
"Uhmm..." Skunk paused, then sounded out the words, "A may-el raa-bbit."
"Is he cute?"
"Oui."
"Do you love him too?"
Skunk paused again, then answered "Oui."
"Does he love you?"
"I do not know."
"Do I love you?"
"I... do not know."
Lexi turned around, and said "Let's find out." She hugged Skunk against her and kissed her on the lips. Skunk returned the hug, and the two warmly, deeply kissed each other for a minute or so.
Lexi leaned back as she said, "Well, it feels like love to me."
"Oui."
"I'm sure that if this Ace Bunny has a heart, he must love you too."
"I would like to think so."
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A naked Ace stood before the foaming hot tub, and looked down at Tek already in the water.
"Are you sure it's okay to break into someone's house, dump a bunch of oxygenated soap into their hot tub, and just wash ourselves and our crazy pajamas like this?"
"The owner has obviously been gone for a while. I see no harm being done. Now just get in." Tek held up a loofah brush, and said, "It's scrubbing time."
"Are you sure we're friends? That you don't eat rabbits?"
"No one the first, and I'm pretty sure yes on the second. If I ate rabbits, I'm sure those memories would go back far enough that I'd remember it at least once."
"Okay doc, if you say so."
"Why do you keep calling me 'doc'?"
"I have no idea, doc. It just feels right."
"I suppose," said Tek as Ace slipped into the tub.
Ace turned his back to the coyote, and he started scrubbing away.
"Actually," said Tek, "you're both cute and charming. A natural animal magnetism. You seem like the kind of person I would like."
"That's good to hear, doc. You don't seem half bad neither."
"I'll take that as a complement."
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Fudd and his buddies gloated over his prisoners.
"Stop gloating," shouted Duck, "there's still four Loonatics out the to stop you!"
"We broke them up," said Willo-Z, "They're all alone, and soon we'll take them one by one. You won't be such a small group here much longer."
"And that stupid skunk made them forget everything too."
"Iz zat so?" asked Fudd.
"Me and my big beak."
"Roo radda radda ranna roo," said Slam.
"You don't have to rub it in, hairball."
"Ace-and-Lexi-and-Tek-are-strong-Duck-They-will-get-by-remembering-or-not," said Rev at super talking speed.