Little Lost Loonatic

Stygian Skunk Part 9

As far as I know, Cosmo Sambo and Willo-Z are my own creations. They are decedents of Lil' Sambo and Willoughby (who are Bugs Bunny villains that I did not create).

It seems there's unplanned yaoi and yuri elements in this chapter. They might continue if there aren't too many objections. I think the vernacular is SkunkXLexi and AceXTek. However, I was hinting at and planning a ménage de trois (a three way relationship, literal translation 'household of three') with AceXLexiXSkunk that begins to bloom now. Relationships can be complicated, no?

And on another note, thank you Google Translate.

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Ace peeked out through the louvers as he checked to see if anyone was out front. He suddenly felt a hot breath on his backside, and glanced back to see that Tek was breathing on him. He turned about and lightly flicked the coyote on the nose, saying, "Stop steaming up my tail. What're you trying to do, wrinkle it?"

Tek just smiled. "Any traffic out there, bunny?"

"No doc, I didn't see anyone around."

"Well, then I guess it's time to go."

Ace walked over to the door with Tek following behind. As Ace reached for the button to open the door, Tek said, "Oh, I almost forgot something."

Ace turned back and asked, "And what would tha-ACK..."

Tek had shoved a big red apple into his mouth.

Ace bit the apple, munched it, and said, "It's no carrot, doc..." He paused a second, and said "Wait, are you still on the 'Tie-me-up,shove-an-apple-in-my-mouth-and-eat-me' thing?"

"Heaven forbid," said Tek with a big grin on his face.

"Yeah, I should hope so."

Ace punched the button to open the door, and the two walked out to the sidewalk between the buildings.

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Skunk ran up the street (at about 60 mph/96 kph) carrying Lexi in her arms, nimbly avoiding the pedestrians and traffic as she went.

"We're almost there," said Lexi as she pointed ahead, "It's that driveway right over there to your right."

Skunk skid to a stop, and hopped off the street onto the driveway.

"Excuse me, citizen," said Skunk to someone walking by on the sidewalk, "have you seen a male bunny and a male coyote around here lately dressed like us?"

"Oh, you mean the Loonatics, Ace and Tek?" he asked.

"Oui."

"Yeah," he replied, "I saw them about an hour, hour and a half, ago a few houses that way." He pointed back the way he came. "For some reason, they were stinking like hell."

"Merci beaucoup."

Skunk bounced off the roof of a nearby car and up to the roof of the two-story flat. She ran from corner to corner, the two of them looking around between the buildings.

"I see Ace and Tek," said Skunk. She pointed at them for Lexi's benefit.

"That's the bunny that loves me?" asked Lexi.

"Oui."

"And the coyote? He's with us too?"

"Oui."

"I hope he doesn't eat bunnies."

"Most unlikely."

Skunk leaped from the building and landed in front of them, taking both by surprise.

"What the...?" asked Ace.

"Hey," said Tek, "babes dressed like us."

"Ace! Tek!" said Skunk, "It's us, Skunk and Lexi!"

"Do we know you?"

"Yes."

Lexi put her arm around Ace's shoulders and pulled him in to kiss his cheek. Skunk planted a big wet kiss on the other cheek.

"What did I do to deserve that?" asked Ace.

"Skunk and I love you," said Lexi as she blushed, "and you love me."

"I do?"

"I told you that you had an animal magnetism about you," said Tek.

"Do I love the skunk?"

"Kiss her and find out," said Lexi, "I did."

"Really? So Skunk loves you too?"

"Yes."

"A ménage de trois," said Skunk.

"I wish I knew what she just said," said Tek.

Ace takes Skunk's head gently in his hands and pulls her into a deep kiss that lasts for a minute or so.

He pulls his head back, and announces, "Feels like love to me."

"My turn!" said Lexi, "My turn!"

Ace takes Lexi's head gently in his hands and pulls her into a deep kiss that lasts for a minute or so.

He pulls his head back, and announces, "Feels like love to me, too."

Tek stepped up beside Ace and said, "Oh, I have a gift for you, lady bunny."

Lexi looked at the coyote and asked, "And what would tha-ACK..."

Tek had shoved a big red apple into her mouth.

Lexi bit the apple, munched it, and said, "It's no carrot..."

Ace looked at Tek and yelled "Doc!"

"What is it, Ace?" asked Skunk.

"Nothing," replied Tek with a big grin, "nothing at all."

Ace just looked between the coyote and the girls, and said nervously, "What he said."

"So who are we again?" asked Tek.

"You are Tek E Coyote," said Skunk pointing to Tek, then pointing to Ace, "and you are Ace Bunny."

"And you are?"

"I am Stygian Skunk, and this is Lexi Bunny. It will all come back to you soon, but we don't have time to wait for that."

"Why not?"

"Because Rev Runner, Slam Tasmanian, and Danger Duck have been taken by the Electro J Fudd and the H.A.R.M. hunters. We must rescue them as soon as possible."

"And they are?"

"Loonatics, just like us."

"We're Loonatics? Who came up with a dumb name like that?"

"I did," said a voice nearby. From a nearby payphone came the image of Zadavia.

"Zadavia!" cried Skunk.

"Loonatics, the garbage truck used by Electro J Fudd has been tracked using the Acmetropolis Traffic System."

"And she is?" asked Ace.

"Your boss," replied Skunk.

"Don't take Skunk away from us!" blurt out Lexi.

Zadavia paused, and said, "That's not important right now. You must save your fellow Loonatics as soon as possible... That's odd, I can't transfer the data through your comm links."

"Grenade impulsions électromagnétiques (Electromagnetic Pulse Grenade)" said Skunk, "Ils sont court-circuité (They are shorted out). Nous n'avons pas le temps ou la capacité à les remplacer, quepersonne ici ne me souviens comment revenir en siège (We don't have the time or ability to replace them, as no one here would remember how to get back into Headquarters)."

"I see," said Zadavia, "proceed to the Acmetropolis Warehouse District, building East 666. That is where the dump truck went. I will do my best to get you backup from the Acmetropolis Police."

"Je suis tellement désolé pour mon échechorribles (I am so sorry for my horrible failure)."

"Later, Skunk. Now all of you proceed to..."

"Is Skunk gonna carry all three of us?" asked Ace.

Zadavia paused a second, and then said, "I'm sending a cab to you."