Title: Jealousy
Pairing: SnowxHope
Genre: Romance and Humor (I hope)
Rating: T
Warning: Language and misunderstandings
Disclaimer: The game Final Fantasy XIII and its characters do not belong to me in any ways.
Chapter 6: Fang (again)
Hope and Fang had been hanging out a lot recently. At first Snow didn't pay any attention to it as he thought Fang had the hot for Vanille. But when Hope and Fang's "hanging out together" varied from day to night… And most of them were at night, plus they always came back covered in sweat and dirt all over their bodies, that annoying and nagging feeling in his chest began creeping up to the surface once more.
Tonight was quite hot, thus it did little to cool off his head as here he was, spying on the suspicious duo from a distance, close enough to keep tab on them without them knowing it. His targets had just stopped in a relatively large clearing and he couldn't help but curse whatever deities out there for not giving him a better hiding place so he could really see what they were doing and not just hear it.
"Alrigh', ready?" That was definitely Fang's voice.
"Uhm… Okay" Hope answered wearily. "Ugh? ! Are you taking off your sari? !"
"Yes, captain obvious. I don't want to lose my last intact sari. You are always ripping them off during our sessions, remember?" What? ! Hope always rips her saris off? !
"Uh… Umm… Sorry about that."
"Never mind, Vanille is fixing them. Oh… And you take off that jacket too. This is not hot enough for you?" Hot enough…
"Okay."
"What now? It's not like this is your first time. Hurry up and get ready!" Not his first time taking off his clothes? !
"Is this okay?"
"And here I thought you would get use to this by now… Hold it firmly in both hands. Yes, like that. No, lower your right hand a bit… Yes, lower… lower… Hmmm, and spread your legs a little wider. Your hip too, otherwise you won't be able to keep your balance. Yes, like that. Remember the position." Spread his legs? ! What position? !
"It's supposed to be like this, right?"
"Yes, you finally get this right… Now tilt it forward. Slowly move your hands… Yes, you must get use to the feeling of it. I can't do it for you all the times. Alrigh', get it to the right position. Slowly. Yes, that's good. You are getting better." Fang do what for Hope all the time? !
"Thank you." It sounds like Hope is blushing?
"Yeah yeah, don't get ahead of yourself, you've got a lot to learn. You are slacking, see? Keep a firm grip on it… Harder... It's not like it's going to break. Okay, that's the perfect position." Firm grip…
"Okay, I will take the initiative this time." Initiative this time…
"Aim, boy. Aim. How do you keep missing it? I'm telling you… I'm beginning to grow tired of guiding it in place." Missing it…
"Alright… I am not holding back" What? ! You are not going to hold back on what? !
*snort* "Who do you think you are talking to? I'm Fang of the Yun clan, from the village of Oerba. I'm not fragile. I will wear you out in no time. The longest you can go is what? Ten minutes?" Wear him out in no time? ! Go for… ten minutes!
"It's half an hour! Here I come!" Hope grunted. Half an hour...? !
"That's it! Strike forward! Come on… you can do better! Remember to push it forward in one swift move! And push it forward harder!" Harder? !
More grunts from Hope. Are they doing what I think they are doing? ! That can't be…
"Wah! Yes, that! You almost got me!"
Panting noises… coming from Hope.
"Do it like a man, Hope!"
"Huff... You are not getting away this time!" No, Hope!
"STOP!" Before he even recognized it, he had jumped out of the bush and rushed to their place, effectively interrupted Fang and Hope's… sparring session? Hope was holding one of Fang's spears and standing in aggressive position. The spear in his hand only missed Fang's face a few centimeters. Fang herself was standing in defensive position and blocking Hope's attack with her spear. Both of them shared a startle and curious look. Fang in particularly looked annoyed.
"What are you doing here, Snow?" She drawled out. Yeah, she IS pissed… Should I explain myself?
"Were you… spying on us?" Hope asked, it was heartbreaking for Snow now that the boy looked scared. And Fang was already tapping her spear on her shoulder impatiently.
On second thought, I will just play dead for now…
-SxH-
AN: A chapter base on a conversation me and my best friend have at school today. It was quite... easy to misunderstand so a teacher who heard it thought we were... XD you know... And she screamed really loud and we had to explain everything. Anyhoo... Too much influence from a Inception fic... And I thought it would be funny to convert it to Fang and Hope and... I hope you enjoy this chapter :D
Thanks to all who reviewed/faved/alerted :D. Special thanks to Windmill3490 (dang, you are fast. I had just posted the chapter for what? 5 min? And you already reviewed), Bommie and memories .of .rain for reviewing the last chapter. Ah yes, yuki is snow in English XD
Thanks for reading! Love you all!
Yatsuki
PS: Almost forget. To memories .of .rain, it's getting longer :) I hope you enjoy it.
PS2: Sometimes I f*cking hate ffnet typing rules.