The science of cleavage

As Justice and I walked into the science room, Haley, still on her sugar rush, decided to play surprise leapfrog. So right when the teacher was about to say something, Haley jumped over my back and got her foot caught on my shoulder. I caught her just before she fell flat on her face.

Mr. Weigman, a tall guy with grey hair, looked at us in shock, after realizing everyone was ok, he said " Omigosh! The new girl is a secret ninja! Did you go to ninja school? The T.O.S.S.S.N.W.G.T.S. Or the Training of Super Secret Spy Ninjas Who Go To School?" Ha, this was pretty close to the truth, just replace ninja with vampire and he gots it!

"Ok class, enough jokes, this is Nessie aka Super Ninja Girl. You can call her either one." he said. He showed me to my seat, behind a scrawny blonde named Garrett and next to a pretty brown haired girl named Laruen.

Mr. Weigman looked at me funny. "Where's your Binder and notebooks?".

"Oh! Umm, I forgot them at home, my sisters were fighting over what I was going to wear, mo- I mean Bella said that my first outfit was to showing, so Alice pushed her down the stairs. It wasn't pretty. And we barley had enough time to get in the car." I said.

"Well You look better than my walmart tie, where did you get yours? Target?" I'm just glad Alice wasn't here, poor Mr. Weigman wouldn't know what happened or how he ended up at the hospital if Alice snapped.

So, just to make her happy, I replied "Actualy, I got this outfit straight from the run way of Paris last weekend, it was a couple hundred thousand, but it's worth it." Everyone just stared, I heard someone mumble "Wow she's rich" Some girls gave me a glare of jealousy.

Mr. Weigman told me to go to the office after class and call someone to bring it. This wasn't gonna be good, I hope Carlisle will, or else it would be Emmett.

After that we got into the lesson, we were talking about rocks and minerals. Today just had to be the day he was talking about how rocks broke, in a rough shape, or defined and clean. Do you know the fancy name for that is? CLEAVAGE! Yup that's right.

"So class, today we will be discussing cleavage." Every girl bursts out laughing. Laruen falls out of her seat, splayed on the floor laughing. Garrett and I just look at each other.

" Mrs. Ripmaster once checked her hair just to make sure she wasn't blonde and the brown was just coloring to cover up the blonde." He said. The funny part was, while he was dissing on blondes, he himself was bleach blonde.

Mr. Weigman cut in "NO NO NO! WRONG CLEAVAGE! That type you discuss in health class I'm talking about how rocks break."

Once the lesson settled down, I studied the faces of my classmates.

Marty, he was pretty much a human version of Emmett, big, muscles, funny and a joking, tuff looking guy who's a teddybear inside.

Jack John was a hard dude who would lose his temper easily, he always had an annoyed look on his face, and eyebrows that looked like he was about to punch anybody who came near.

I was interrupted from that when a ball of playdoe whizzed by my face and hit Laruen in the cheek. "Uhh ow, that like, kinda hurt!" She said, Mr. Weigman looked at her and laughed.

" I told you to catch it, Lauren." he said, still laughing.

" Laughing isn't nice! Plus, just because you told me to catch it, dosen't mean your gonna throw it!" Laruen said.

"Well than what does 'catch it' mean?" Marty cut in. Lauren just fake slapped him, just hitting the air near his face, then slumped in her chair.

Next Mr. Weigman chucked a clump of play doe at me, I caught it in mid air.

"I told you guys she was a super ninja!" Mr. Weigman said. He told us to make small balls out of the play doe. I had red and Laruen had black. Once we both made about 15 each, he took them and stuffed them in a 4 in diameter cylinder. Once the balls were flattened out in the tube, he said

"This is how granite turns into Gniss, a metamorphic rock."

"You're not GUHnice Mister Man" Laruen said with a fake pout.

A short, average looking girl named Megan Simyson raised her hand

"How do you plan getting the play doe out of the tube, your hand won't fit in there and it's like, two feet, bottom from top?" Mr. Weigman just looked at her. "Oh, uhh, lemmee think..."

All of the sudden he was pounding the plastic cylinder on every solid surface in the room. Good thing it wasn't glass.

In five minutes, three different teachers came in. They all looked, without saying a word, and shook there head at him and slowly walked out. He was oblivious to all of this. By the time the bell rung, he was still going at it, we all just left him there for the next class to handle.

On my way to gym, Megan walked with Justice and I. We were discussing our bet. I saw a hershy kiss on the floor and offered it to Megan. She said no, that she was diabetic. I told het how I was a vegetarian (hee hee) "You're joking right?" Megan asked.

I replied "Nope! 100% meat free! How would you like it if someone came up and ate you?"

When we opened the locker room's door, a wave of Esme's scent hit me like a truck on the highway to a fly coming from the other direction. Except I didn't go splat.