Lunch
Next was lunch. Since I'm only half vampire, I could eat easier than the rest of my family.
Justice invited me to sit with her and her friends. We got into the lunch line next to a kid who looked like he was from the middle east. Justice told me "That's Rico, he speaks no English. He started here a week ago. We tried to ask him to sit at our table, but he doesn't know what were saying.".
He got to the luck bar
"Hi sonny, wanna taco?" said the lunch lady
Rico pointed to the meat "tAAcooo"
"Okay, do want cheese and lettuce?".
"tAAcooo"
I thought this was enough
I tried Spainsh
"? Me entiendo?"
Nope
Then I tried Arabic. It worked. I translated for him, then asked him to sit with us. He said no he's sitting with his sister, who speaks both English and Arabic.
Once we all got our food, Justice and Sara led me to a table packed with fun looking girls. "Ok, this is Leah Brassman, Sophia Sokolosky, Bri Willinki, and Kimmy Makov." We all sat down and I started eating my veggies. Leah looked at me funny.
" And your eating your healthy stuff first because...?"
"I'ma vegetarian". She nodded her head "That must suck"
"Oh yeah and don't forget about the bet justice and I made, at the end of lunch justice is going to go up to the microphone and tell everyone how awesome I am, and how I beat her butt in running."
Justice's cheeks turned redder than her hair. "Uhhhh, could we maybe,like sorta, kinda, you know..." "NO! Your doing the bet, no backing out of this!". She looked down with a defeated look on her face.
I ate my lunch, and talked to the other girls. Kimmy seemed really nice. She and a girl named Grace, were making fun of the girls at the other table. Not because they looked bad, but because they all had spray tan, fake hair, whitened teeth and a few had stuffed bras. Kimmy flipped her hair and started talking like a vally girl.
"Like omigod, look at my nail, it's broke, I'm gonna die! Oh no she didn't flirt with him, he's MINE! And look at her fake hair, I mean, hey mines fake, but still, it looks much better!"
The whole table cracked up at Kimmy's performance. I was laughing so hard, I missed a few scents that I should of caught. Or at least catch before it was to late.
I few milliseconds later Emmett and Jasper stridded in the cafeteria. I groaned and started banging my head on the table. Justice and Leah looked at me and at the same time said, " Uhhhh, Nessie. You ok?". "JINX! JUSTICE CAN'T TALK TILL SOMEONE SAYS HER NAME 3 TIMES!" Leah said.
I still had my head on the table, I knew Esme could do something about this so I called her by saying "Esme Esme Esme.". Justice looked at me " my name's justice not Esme" I was going to say something, then everyone notice my family. I looked up to see Emmett with a country guitar and Jasper with the microphone. they were both in overalls and Emmett had a straw hat on. Jasper had cowboy boots.
Emmett snatched the microphone out of Jasper's hand and then put it near the speaker. It squealed like a pig. Everyone jumped and looked at him. He cleared his throat and was about to say something, when the principal walked in "Who are you and what do you thi-" he was cut off by Emmett when he gave a vampire glare at him. The principal just said "carry on" and backed to the back of the cafeteria. Emmett and Jasper can't be stopped now, I'm going to die! Kimmy was looking at them, everyone at the table was drooling. "Who is that hunk-o-meat!" Kimmy said.
"I don't know about hunk, but meat is right." I said snorting.
They all looked at me like I was crazy. "How can you not be dazzled by them!" Sophia said. "You'll see..." I knew what was going to happen, so I guess I'll just have to deal with it.
Just then, Emmett cleared his throat " Ellow! Peoples of middle school! I bring you the best entertainment on this side of the Maumee river! I shale play me awesome music and Jazzy Poo with be singing. Now this song, is dedicated to Renesmee Cullen." All the girls glared at me. heard a few "Lucky!"s and "Little B****"s. But their mind will be changed soon enough.
"IS HE YOUR BOYFRIEND!" Leah said. " Luckily, no". They all gave me weird looks, for like the millionth time.
Emmett handed. The microphone to jasper. He looked at me and gave me a wave of sorriness, I'm guessing Emmett made him do this. But then I saw he gave everyone else in the cafeteria a wave on exitedness and craziness. Except me. They all started screaming. That was until Jasper and Emmett started singing, it was dead silent.
Then Jasper came in with his full southern accent
"There once was a girl
A very funny little girl
Who for got her book bag
At home
Home
Home
So her mom called her brothers
Who got out of school
To deliver her book bag
To her school
School
School
So they brought it
To the cafeteria
And here we are!"
Emmett then threw my book bag from behind his back, across the cafeteria. It was fast really fast. Well slow for him, but still.
I jumped onto the lunch table and then jumped 3 and a half feet into the air to catch it, even then, I was taken back by it's force, and flew off the table and crashed into the wall. Thankfully, I didn't make a dent. I got up, and yelled "I'm ok! And alive!"
Well, half alive.
Emmett and Jasper switched places, Emmett with the microphone and Jasper with the guitar.
Emmett said "Ok, now that I finish my mission" Jasper strummed mission impossible on the guitar. "I would just like to tell EVERY boy in here, Nessie already has a boyfriend. A nice one if I must say so myself. Even though Jake smells, he's ok. I mean really he's waited like, a long time to lay h-" he was cut off when out of no where, Esme rose and Alice sprinted into the cafeteria.
Alice tackled Jasper, and both Rose and Esme tackled Emmett. The girls dragged the boys out of the cafeteria. Jasper's feelings wore off, and everyone started laughing. Thankfully with me, not at me.
By then, it was time for the next class.