Paradox Twist
"St-stop it idiot, you're doing it wrong!" "I'm not doing it wrong, I'm doing it the way you like it, fucktard." "If it were the way I fucking liked it, I wouldn't be complaining!" Older Karkat groaned, shoving his younger self's face into the mattress to shut him up. He actually did adjust his positioning, pistoning into his past body swiftly and harshly. By the muffled moans now coming from the younger version, he figured he was doing better. He adjusted himself, claws digging into the other's hips. Bright red blood sprung up from the claw marks, making the older Karkat smirk. Then, without warning, he pulled out, making his past self perk up in confusion. "What the fuck, why did you—" "Shut up and turn around. I wanna see your dumbass face." "It's your face too fuckwad!" "No shit. But you make stupider fucking faces than I do." "That doesn't even…god you're suck a fucking dick." "Yeah, yeah, I hate you too, we're fucking perfect for each other. Now get on your back and spread your legs, whore." The younger grumbled complaints and profanity, but he still complied, looking away unhappily as his future self settled between his legs, licking his lips lecherously. Without any warning he shoved back in, making his younger self gasp loudly. "Fuck! Watch it, you fucker!" "Never." He responded quickly, starting his furious pace once again. Soon the only sounds reaching his ears was skin slapping against skin and moaned profanities. He grunted, nodding, knowing they were both close to orgasm. His younger self came undone quickly, yelling loudly as his cum spurted over his stomach. He muttered curses as he came as well. He pulled out of his younger body, chuckling derisively. "You look like a slut. There's cum fucking everywhere." "Who's fucking fault is that?" "Yours." "No, it's your—fuck. I fucking hate you." "I hate you too. Why do you think the sex's so fucking good?" "Oh fuck off." "Already did." Past Karkat grumbled and crossed his arms, not saying anything back. It wouldn't go anywhere anyway. "You're the best fucking kismesis, by the way." "Way to fuck the mood over, asshole."
Hahaha oh man what am I doing with my life.