im too lazy to do all the bolding and crap hee hee, so heres number four, chapter five will be up sooner or later, its almost done.
CHAPTER FOUR: INSIDE THE DEKU TREE
White: So this is what the Deku Tree looks like inside… Pretty crapped up, if you ask me.
Yellow: Yeah, seriously… There's like, these patches of leaves everywhere, too.
Deku Scrub: Ya-ha!
Navi: It's a Deku Scrub! Deflect its nuts!
Black: …Excuse me?
Navi: I said, deflect its nuts!
Black: I'm not doing anything to anyone's nuts, thank you very much.
Deku Scrub: Ptooey! *spits out deku nut, which hits Black in the face*
Black: Oh, no you didn't! *brings out sword and lunges towards Deku Scrub*
Deku Scrub: See ya! *hides*
Black: Come back here, you coward!
Navi: Okay, so here's an idea- STOP questioning my authority, and DEFLECT ITS FREAKING NUTS.
Black: *backs away, blocks Deku Scrub's attack with shield*
Deku Scrub: *gets hit in the face with the Deku Nut * Oh, what a world, what a world! *dies*
White: …Okay, guys, let's move on.
Navi: HEY!
White: …What?
Navi: You can see through the spider web below you.
White: Gee, thanks. So, let's go climb up those ladders, okay? Maybe we can find-
Navi: HEY!
White: Now what?
Navi: You can climb up those ladders!
White: Hey, I never thought of that before! Thanks!
Navi: See? I can be useful.
White: …Idiot.
The four proceed until they come across another Deku Scrub
Deku Scrub: Ya-ha! *shoots a nut*
Black: *deflects the nut*
Deku Scrub:* runs around like a nutcase*
Black: *kicks Deku Scrub in the nuts*
Deku Scrub: OH, the PAIN! YAAAARGH!
Navi: You could have just killed him, you sadist.
Black: It's more fun to keep them alive.
Deku Scrub: Please… don't do that again… I'll tell you a verrrrrry valllluable seeeeecret!
Black: Make it worth your life. *takes out sword*
Deku Scrub: Yikes! If… if you fall of a cliff… and roll when you land… you won't die!
Black: Right, but you will. *kills Deku Scrub*
Navi: Black! That was completely unnecessary!
Black: Well, it was fun.
White: We're going to let Yellow do the fighting from now on, all right?
Black: …Whatever.
The four come across a large chest.
Yellow: Oh, what earthen treasures doth this chest contain?
White: I wonder what's inside?
Yellow: I just SAID that. * Opens chest * A Fairy Slingshot!
Navi: WAAAAAH! *sobs*
Yellow: …What did I say?
Navi: Nothing… But the slingshot… it really is made out of fairies… that handle is made out of my uncle Jimmy! WAAAAH!
Yellow: Oh. Well, that sucks…
Navi: And the left stem was my sister's boyfriend! WAAAAH!
Yellow: *quickly hides the slingshot *
Navi: Okay… I'm over it now, I guess… How do we get out of here?
White: Hey, Yellow, use the slingshot and knock down that ladder over there.
Yellow: * shoots the ladder, ladder falls *
Navi: Wow, I guess my uncle Jimmy finally did something useful.
The four proceed to the very top of the Deku Tree, and encounter a Big Skullwaltula
Big Skullwalltula:: Oooh! Oooh! Oooooooh! Lookit me! Lookit me, guys! I'm INVINCIBLE! You can't touch me! Nyaaaaa!
Black: *whacks Big Skullwalltula with sword *
Big Skullwalltula:: *swings back and forth* Oooh! Oooh! Can't touch this! Oooh!
Black: This thing is pissing me off.
Navi: You guys, it's backside is vulnerable.
Yellow: Oh, really? …Hey, Big Skullwalltula, you know what would really be insulting for us?
Big Skullwalltula:: …What?
Yellow: If you mooned us.
Big Skullwalltula:: Haha! Good idea! *turns around* I'm mooooooning you! I'm moony moony moooooning you! Nyaaa!
Yellow: *stabs Big Skullwalltula with sword*
Big Skullwalltula:: *dies*
Yellow: Okay, what now? It's a dead end.
White: That spider web is right below us, though…
Navi: Jump!
White: Excuse me?
Navi: One of you should jump down to the spider web and break it.
White: …Okay, guys, let's go home.
Navi: What? It could work… Who wants to volunteer?
White: Um…
Black: Er…
Yellow: I'll do it!
White: Isn't there a better way to do it than to kill of Yellow?
Navi: Nope. Now, Yellow, make sure you aim for the center of the web, and try to maintain a straight body position, and land feet first with your toes pointed and make sure your aerodynamical figures are at a constant…
Yellow: Cowabunga! * jumps off*
Navi: …Crap.