Hey guys. Sorry it took so long for me to get this on here. I lost it in the hellhole files I call this computer. Have fun reading it; hope you are amused.
Navi: Hah! I told you! He broke the web and landed in the water.
White: Well, whaddya know… I'll go next! *jumps off*
Black: All right then, let's go, Navi. *both jump off*
All four land in the pool below the first floor, and get onto shore. A faint, green gas fills the room.
Black: Wait… I know that smell! It's weed! *pulls tunic over mouth and nose* Guys, quick, pull your shirt over your face like this, or you're going to get-
White: I'm seeing purrrrrrrple! Woaaaaah!
Yellow: Heh heh, checkkkk it out, duuuuuude… when I wave both of my hands like thisssss it looks like I have two hands!
White: Niiiiiiiiiice…
Black: …Too late.
Navi: Great, all that weed the Deku Tree has been smoking must have floated down here, and now those two got high!
Black: Yeah, we're pretty screwed… Hey, how come you're not affected?
Navi: Does it look like I have nostrils?
Black: Well, it doesn't look like you have a mouth either, but we all know you have a really big one.
Navi: …That was cold.
White: Hi, there, widdle Deku Baba! What's your name, cutie-pie?
Black: Get away from that thing! *shoves White out of the way*
Deku Baba: Roar!
Black: *pokes Deku Baba with point of sword
Deku Baba: Yoiks! *dies*
White: Heh heh… it said, "Yoiks"…
Black: This is going to become tough.
The four manage to get to a room with a Deku Scrub.
Yellow: Hey, guys… duhh… y'know what rhymes with Deku Tree?
White: Ah heh heh heh… duhhhh… I dunno…
Yellow: It's… uh… D-
Deku Scrub:: Ya-ha! *shoots nut*
Yellow: Woah… I'm hallucinating…
Black: deflects nut
Deku Scrub:: DON'T KILL ME! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE…
Black: Calm down, I just-
Deku Scrub:: I know what you did to my brother up there!
Black: Oh… heh… actually, I was just-
Deku Scrub:: 23 is number 1! *hides*
Black: …the hell?
Yellow: Heh, and 43 is, uh, number 9!
White: Yeah, and… uh… 89 is number 2!
Black: God…
The four finally get to the room before the boss room, which is locked. The other three have finally become normal again.
White: Man, my head hurts.
Yellow: That was pretty cool! Can we go back there and get high aga-
Black: NO! Now let's kill these three Deku Scrubs.
Navi: WATCH OUT! STRONG IRON BARS BLOCK THE DOOR.
White: …We know.
Navi: You're welcome.
Black: Wait… 23 is number one… Hm…
Black deflects the Deku Scrubs' nuts in the right order.
Deku Scrub:: How did you know our secret?
Yellow: A little bird told us.
Deku Scrub:: I'll have to tell you a big secret that you can use to defeat the big monster behind this door!
White: Cool, what is it?
Deku Scrub:: When you kill her, she will die! *hides*
White: …At least the door's unlocked.
The four enter the boss room, and a large door stops them from going back.
White: Great… So where's the big scary monster?
Yellow: I don't know. But hey, you know what rhymes with Deku Tree?
Black: No, what?
Gohma: *drops from the ceiling* RAGABLARGH!
Yellow: Wrong answer! *shoots Gohma with slingshot*
Gohma: RAGABLAGABAGABLARGH!
Black: *stabs it in the eye*
Gohma: BLAGARAGARGH!
Yellow: Could you stop yelling for like, one second?
Gohma: BLARGH! *releases several Gohma Larvae*
Gohma Larvae: We are fearsome!
White: *slaughters Larvae*
Yellow: *shoots Gohma in the eye with slingshot
Navi: Quick! Shoot it in the eye with your slingshot, and then hit it with your sword!
Black: Just shut up, will ya? *stabs Gohma in the eye*
Gohma: AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! BLAGAGAARGH! BLAGA RAGAAGAARGH BLAGARAGAH!
Black: Shut up!
Gohma: Sorry, it's just that you caused me a lot of pain, and it's necessary that I vent it in the form of yelling before I die. *dies*
A blue light and a Heart Container appears.
Yellow: All right, a heart! And a big one! *opens container, takes out heart, divides it in three, gives one to each Link*
Navi: Um… why is there blood pouring out of it?
Yellow: Because it's a heart. Why else?
Navi: A REAL heart?
Yellow: Well, of course.
Navi: *gags*
White:*finishes eating heart, wipes blood off of mouth* Alright, let's go, guys.
The four enter the blue light.
Yellow: Heh, you know what rhymes with "heart"?
Navi: No, what?
Yellow: Far…
The light warps them away.
Somewhat cliffhanger. 3