Here's chapter 6 for ya. I think that's enough for a day or two. :3
Deku Tree: Woah… I'm hallucinating… It looks like those kids are, like, floating down in a blue light… huh huh…
White: We DID.
Deku Tree: Oh, heh, you're back… cool.
Yellow: And we killed the spider that was inside you, too!
Deku Tree: Holy crap, there was a spider inside me?
Yellow: Um, yeah… the really big one? You never noticed?
Deku Tree: Ah heh heh… I remember now… I inhaled this huge spider egg along with my weed by accident. Oh well, whatever.
White: Hold on a second. If you didn't know about the spider, what did you send us in there for?
Deku Tree: Wild goose chase, really… it's not like you could have broken the curse anyways… Plus, Navi was being annoying what with her, like, telling me not to smoke weed…
Navi: You sent us in there and made us risk our lives so you could get high again?
Deku Tree: Yeah, I might as well get high before I die… Hey, huh huh, I'm a poet and I didn't even-
White: Whaaat? You're still going to die, even after we killed that big spider and everything?
Deku Tree: Yeah, sorry. That Ganondorf dude's curse was pretty powerful- HEY! LOOK OUT! IT'S GANONDORF!
Black: Yaa! *turns around, draws sword*
Deku Tree: Oh… heh… just another hallucination… speaking of which, why do you guys have purple wings and horns?
Black: …Idiot.
Deku Tree: Oh… and here's, uh, the shiny stone I promised you guys… *gives the Links the Kokiri Emerald*
Yellow: Kick ass!
Deku Tree: Oh, and one last thing before I, like die… I got another story.
White: I hope this one makes sense…
Deku Tree: Okay, so there's like, a blonde, a brunnete, and… uh, a redhead, all right? And one day, they're really bored, so… duh… they decide to, uh, create a new world. So the redhead, like, makes the earth, and the brunnete, like, makes the sky and everything, and the blonde makes the, um, living things. And then they make these three triangles that are, uh, well, super powerful. But then everyone …duh… kills each other to try to get the triangles, which is stupid. And that's, like, funny, because blondes are stupid.
Yellow: …Hey, I'm a blonde!
Deku Tree: Yeah… I know… Anyways, the moral of the story is you gotta go meet some rich chick in a castle and then save the world.
Yellow: Boooooring! Tell the one about Goron-locks and the three Keese.
Deku Tree: I don't know that one… anyways… I'm gonna die now… so, like see ya…
Black: Bye.
Deku Tree: Oh, yeah, and don't forget to *shrivels up and dies*
Navi: Finally! I thought I was going to have to kill him myself. …Stupid pothead.
The four try to leave the garden area, but Mido blocks their way.
White: Hey, Mido, we gotta go, so if you could be so kind as to-
Mido: WHAT you DO to DEKU TREE?
White: Nothing! See, this evil man came and…
Mido: You KILL the DEKU TREE?
White: No! This evil man named Ganondorf…
Mido: I go tell EVERYONE that you KILL DEKU TREE! *leaves to his house*
White: Sheesh. All right guys, let's get a move on-
Mido: *climbs on the top of his house with a megaphone* ATTENTION EVERYONE! WHITE, BLACK, AND YELLOW KILLED DEKU TREE!
Kokiri Boy: …The Deku Tree? Whassat?
Mido: WE FORM ANGRY RIOT! REPEAT AFTER ME: TREE KILLERS! TREE KILLERS!
Kokiri Girl: What, that stupid old tree in that garden over there? It's about time it died.
Kokiri Boy: Heh, I didn't know that rotting plant even had a name!
Mido: TREE KILLERS! TREE KILLERS! TREE KILLERS!
Kokiri Girl: So now that the old tree's gone, I was thinking we could uproot him, or burn him, or something, and make a nice flower garden.
Kokiri Boy: I was thinking more of a fruit orchard, or vegetable garden. Food is always a nice thing to have!
Mido: COME ON, PEOPLE! CHANT! TREE KILLERS! TREE KILLERS!
Kokiri Girl: Daisies, sunflowers, petunias, roses, tulips…
Kokiri Boy: Apples, oranges, carrots, onions, blackberries, plums…
Mido: TREE KILLERS! TREE KILLERS!
Kokiri Boy: For the love of god, will someone shut that lunatic up?
Yellow: Will do. *shoots Mido with slingshot*
Mido: TREE KILLERS! TREE KI- *gets hit by seed* AY! *falls of house*
Kokiri Girl: Thanks. So, are you guys the ones that killed the tree?
White: We didn't really kill him, someone else did that for us.
Kokiri Girl: Oh, whatever. We should have a party!
White: We'd love to, but we have to go to Hyrule Castle and save the world and stuff.
Navi: Yeah, sorry, it's pretty urgent.
Kokiri Boy: Oh… That's okay. Well, good luck then.
The four head out the exit from the Kokiri Forest.
Kokiri Boy: Good luck!
Kokiri Girl: Be careful!
Mido: TREE KILLERS! TREE KILLERS! TREE… Hey! What you do? What you do with that rock? You the boy who I tell to pick up rocks in front my house! Why you raise rock over head? Hey! What you- OW! WHAT YOU HIT ME FOR? DON'T HIT… OW! THAT HURT BAD! STOP THAT… OUCH!