CHAPTER TEN: REVISITING THE KOKIRI FOREST
The four run across Hyrule field and enter the Kokiri Forest.
Kokiri Girl: Hi! Are you guys looking for Saria?
Black: No. Why would you get that idea?
Kokiri Girl: If you're looking for Saria, I think she's in the Lost Woods.
Black: We're NOT looking for Saria.
Kokiri Girl: The Lost Woods is that way.
Black: Are you deaf?
Kokiri Girl: Saria's in the Lost Woods.
Black: Heh, I think she's deaf… *to Kokiri Girl*You look like a monkey!
Kokiri Girl: And you smell like one, too!
Black: …Maybe we should leave.
The four go to the Lost Woods.
Navi: Hey, that's a nice song. I wonder where it's coming from?
White: Wait, there are three paths here. Which one should we take?
Navi: If you listen closely, you can hear that the song-
Yellow: Everyone march forward!
*The four go through the forward path and end up in the Kokiri Forest again.*
Yellow: No freaking way! We've entered an alternate dimension where there's another Kokiri Forest! It looks exactly the same…
White: That's because it is. Come on, we have to find the right path.
Navi: You know, if you listen closely, you can hear that the song-
Yellow: Let's go left!
*The four go through the left path and end up in the Kokiri Forest again.*
Yellow: I've come to the conclusion that there are infinite parallel universes that are practically identical, and that this is one of them.
Black: No, it's the same universe. We just got lost again.
Yellow: Don't argue with science, man!
Navi: You know, if you listen closely, you can hear that the song-
White: Hey, it sounds like that song is coming from this passageway to the right. Let's go!
Navi: *pouts*
The four proceed through the maze.
Kaepora Gaebora: HOOOOOT!
Yellow: *aims slingshot*
Kaepora Gaebora: Wait! Hear me out! Please!
Yellow: You got five seconds.
Kaepora Gaebora: Okay, let me warm up my voice. Do… Re… Me… Fa… So… La… Ti… *gets hit by slingshot* Hoot! *flies away*
White: Nicely done.
The four continue until they get to the Sacred Grove.
Navi: Well, this is it. Saria should be closeby, I suppose…
Gray Wolfos: Hey, guys, what's up.
White: …Um, who are you?
Gray Wolfos: I'm a Gray Wolfos. I'm going to rip out your throat and eat your heart.
White: So what's stopping you?
Gray Wolfos: We usually hunt in pairs, but I don't know what- *cellphone rings* Oh, there he is. Excuse me a sec, guys, will ya? *picks up cellphone* Yo, Marty, where the hell are ya? We got three juicy little kids here, and- traffic? What do you mean you're stuck in traffic? There's a Deku Scrub blocking the way? Just eat him! …Yeah, I'm serious! …Okay, I'll hold.
Yellow: Hey, listen, we got things to do, so if your friend is going to be a while…
Gray Wolfos: No, just give us a second, all right? *goes back on cellphone* Nice job, Marty. …Heh, yeah, Deku Scrubs do taste a little like chicken, don't they? Okay, just hurry up- oh, you're already here? Good. *hangs up*
Gray Wolfos 2: *comes out from the ground* Aite, I'm here. Sorry for keeping you guys waiting so long. Traffic, you know…
Yellow: No problem. We've all been there.
Gray Wolfos 2: *chuckles* Yeah, don't you just hate it when there's some jackass just sitting in front of you, going at like an inch an hou-
Black: YAAAAA! *slaughters both Woflos with sword*
White: Thank god. That was beginning to get awkward.
The four make it across the Grove to Saria's place.
Saria: YAHOO!
Black: Told you this wasn't a good idea.
Saria: I'm so happy you came back to meet me! YAHOO!
Black: Well, this has been a nice conversation, so we gotta-
Saria: Wait! Let me teach you a song!
White: Okay, what is it?
Saria: It's called "Vivaldi's Four Seasons Symphony". *takes out violin and begins to play complicated symphony*
Yellow: Hey, that's pretty good.
Saria: Tee hee hee! Thanks! Now you try! Here are the notes! *throws music sheets at the Links*
Yellow: …Er…
Saria: What's the matter, big boy? Too complicated for ya?
Yellow: …Um…
Saria: Fine, here's a simplified version. *plays Saria's Song*
Yellow: Oh, that's easy enough.
Saria: YAHOO!
Black: Can we go now?
Saria: Wait! I have one more thing to tell you!
Black: If it starts with a "y" and ends with a "hoo", you're dead.
Saria: When you play that song, we can communicate telepathically!
White: How?
Saria: YAHOO!
Black: Okay, bye.
*The four leave the Lost Woods and the Kokiri Forest.*
White: Where should we go next?
Navi: How about that ranch over there? That's where that girl, Malon, and her father are now, remember?
Yellow: *grumbles*
Black: That's a good idea. Let's go!
*The four begin to cross the Hyrule Field, but it is the middle of the night.*
Stalchild: Please… kind-hearted travelers… Spare some pocket change for a poor soul-
Black: Look! Behind you! It's the sun!
Stalchild: Oh, crap! *ducks*
Black: Made you look!*kills Stalchild* Heh, heh, heh… What a sucker.
*The four reach Lon Lon Ranch as the sun rises.*