I do not own Batman Arkham Asylum. I only own Tiffani and Lexi.

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"So bored, and yay we get more slop to eat. I would kill for an apple, literally I would," Tiffani said from her cell. She and Lexi discovered that they were only allowed to eat in their cell and they did not get rec time or freedom from their cells.

"An apple is what you're craving right now?" Lexi asked incredulously and Tiffani nodded. "I'm surprised that you don't want ice cream or something weirder like a piece of cheese," Lexi said and Tiffani laughed.

"Keep moving Crane," a guard said and Tiffani and Lexi quickly stopped conversing and looked through the cell bars. Jonathan Crane was walking in front of a guard down the hallway. Jonathan looked at both girls when he passed them. The guard ignored them so he would not lose focus on Dr. Crane.

"Cute butt," Tiffani called out before falling back on her bed laughing.

Jonathan looked back towards Tiffani's cell before he continued walking. Lexi looked around a bit more before she saw another guard approaching. He stopped at her cell and Lexi sighed. "Let's go meet the doctor," Lexi said with fake cheer before she let herself be handcuffed. She knew that the guards were curious as to why she and Tiffani were behaving for the most part this soon.

Lexi and Tiffani were just waiting for something interesting to happen before they misbehaved. They both had a feeling that someone would mess up or one of the high-class criminals here would take control and that would be their chance for some fun.

"Have fun," Tiffani yelled before Lexi and the guard disappeared from sight.

Lexi tried to memorize the corridors that she was led through and it was an interesting attempt. "This place is a maze," Lexi thought before she was shoved into one of the interview rooms. Lexi took a seat and waited for the doctor. She gave the guard a few glares before the doctor finally entered.

"Hello Lexi, my name is Dr. Hartford, I will be your doctor throughout your stay here," Dr. Hartford said as she took a seat across from Lexi.

"Fun," Lexi said before the doctor started asking her questions. Lexi refused to answer though instead of giving fake answers like Tiffani did.

"I cannot help you if you do not talk to me," Dr. Hartford said growing a little tired of this interview.

"Who said I wanted your help?" Lexi asked with a smirk as she tilted her head.

"This interview is over," the doctor said standing up from the chair.

"That's a shame, I was hoping I would get the job," Lexi said with a pout and then laughed at the doctor's look.

"Take her back to her cell," the doctor ordered the guard, who grabbed Lexi's arm roughly and pulled her out of the chair.

"I missed you," Tiffani shouted happily when Lexi appeared and then the guard shoved her in her cell.

"I was only gone for an hour," Lexi said and Tiffani pouted.

"This place is so boring," Tiffani said sitting down on the floor in front of the bars.

"Why don't you dance around or something to take up some time," Lexi suggested and Tiffani cheered before jumping up.

Lexi watched as Tiffani stretched a bit before climbing up the bars. Tiffani jumped off the bars and flipped backwards to land on her feet. "You always have way too much energy," Lexi said after watching Tiffani do a few handstands and flips in her cell.

"I have just the right amount of energy for me," Tiffani called back before she grabbed the blanket off the bed and wrapped it around her.

"So I wonder when shower time is," Lexi muttered as she sat down on her bed.

"No idea, hey dude, yeah you, what time do we get to go shower?" Tiffani yelled at a guard that was standing at the end of the hallway.

"Quiet," the guard yelled back and Tiffani frowned.

"I just asked a simple question, and I will ask again, what time do we get to go shower?" Tiffani yelled this time in a squeaky voice. She wanted the guard to come closer.

"I said quiet," the guard growled as he stormed over to Tiffani's cell. Tiffani was nowhere to be seen, but in reality, she was hanging onto the bars of the cell above the guard's sight. Tiffani jumped down and let one of her feet slip through the bars and smashes into the guard's head. The guard groaned in pain before he fell to the floor unconscious.

"Throw me the keys," Lexi hissed and Tiffani grabbed the keys off the guard's belt before throwing them to Lexi before more guards appeared in front of Tiffani's cell.

"What did you do? Get him out of here and to the medical facility," one of the guards ordered while a few others carried the unconscious guard away from Tiffani's cell. "Now, what did you do?" the guard asked while glaring at Tiffani.

"I only asked him what time we could go shower," Tiffani said cutely and the guard growled at her. "Oh what a great growl, good boy, you deserve a doggy treat," she cheered cutely in a baby voice as if she was talking to a puppy.

Static sounded through the intercom speaks in the hall and the guards froze in their tracks. Lexi and Tiffani looked at each other curiously before their curiosity was answered. "Hello ladies and gentlemen, this is the Joker speaking and I have now taken over this island," the Joker's voice sounded through the hall and a devilish smirk appeared on Tiffani's face. Lexi happily watched the guards seize up their muscles in fear.

"Get him to the medical facility now, we have to go," one guard yelled at the others and soon they were scrambling away.

"So it seems our opportunity for a lot of fun has arrived," Lexi said as she unlocked her cell. Tiffani was spinning around in circles in her cell while Lexi crossed the hall to Tiffani's cell.

"Tonight will be so much fun," Tiffani said with a giggle after Lexi unlocked her cell door. Tiffani hugged Lexi before she started skipping down the hallway. "I remember where they took our clothes, and I'm tired of this drab look so let's go change," Tiffani said excitedly as she led the way to the storage room.

"So what do you think the Joker has planned?" Lexi asked later when they were changing in different rooms out of their uniforms and into their street clothes from earlier.

"No idea, but as long as it means we get to have fun then I don't care," Tiffani said and Lexi smirked as she heard a few of the faculty running down a hallway panicking.

"Would you like to explore this place or try to find our wonderful doctor first?" Lexi asked with sarcasm when she mentioned Dr. Hartford.

"Explore and if we run into the doctor well then we mess with the doctor," Tiffani said and Lexi thought about it before nodding in agreement.

"Well let's go," Lexi said after she opened the room and stepped into the hallway. The hallway was silent and nobody was around. "I don't know what all the Joker and his thugs are going to have planned, but we need to be careful around the thugs," Lexi said and looked back to see Tiffani twirling a dagger that she had gotten from her confiscated items that she found in the storage room.

"Aw, but I wanted to mess with the thugs," Tiffani said before tossing Lexi her two hand guns.

"Fine, we can mess with them a little," Lexi said before they made their way through the building to get to the entrance so they could explore the island.