I do not own Batman Arkham Asylum. I only own Tiffani and Lexi.

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"So what did you want to talk to us about?" Lexi asked as she leaned against the wall nearest to her and Tiffani sat down on top of a table.

"Well first of all, what do you two think of my way of running the island?" Joker asked as he wrapped an arm around Harley's waist, which caused her to giggle in glee.

"Most fun I've had in a while," Lexi answered while Tiffani was playing with her dagger.

"I love this place now," Tiffani said with a laugh before she threw her dagger at a thug, who jumped back and moved away from her. She missed on purpose and retrieved her dagger with a smirk. "Oh we saw Batman earlier," Tiffani said as she sat back down on the table.

"Ooh the bats, so how is the bats enjoying my island?" Joker asked as he leaned forward in his seat a bit.

"Well he was dealing with Scarecrow's fear toxin at the moment, but I think he is highly annoyed," Lexi said with a smirk as she remembered the scowl on Batman's face before he was put under the effects of the fear toxin.

"Excellent," Joker said as he leant back and tapped his chin thoughtfully with one of his fingers. "Well aren't you two curious about what I want to do to the city of Gotham?" Joker asked after a few moments of silence.

Tiffani shrugged with a smile and said, "You can tell us if you want to, but we just want to have fun messing around on the island as long as we aren't bothered by you or your plans." The Joker stared her down, but she kept her eyes fixated back at him and did not back down from his look.

"Hmmm sounds manageable, but I'll let my plans be a surprise for you two, now go have fun. Oh you might want to stay away from the sewers unless you want to be a croc's dinner," Joker said with his usual smile and laugh before the two girls nodded and left the room.

"Well that was interesting, let's go to the sewers," Tiffani said excitedly as she thought about meeting whoever Croc was. She had never paid much attention to newscasts that talked about Killer Croc before he was put in Arkham.

"He just said do not go in the sewers," Lexi said as she stopped in her tracks.

"Well then people need to realize that if they do not want me to do something then they should not tell me what not do to, because I will want to do it," Tiffani said with a nod as she did a little spin.

"We are not going to purposely go to the sewers," Lexi said after staring at Tiffani for a few moments.

Tiffani smirked as she caught the loophole in Lexi's statement before saying, "Well then if we somehow end up there then oops." She laughed with glee before she started running towards the exit of the mansion. Lexi followed calmly as she watched her friend dodge a few thugs.

"Move," Tiffani roared at a few thugs before she charged through them and opened the doors that led outside of the mansion. Some of the thugs cursed at Tiffani before they went silent at the look from Lexi.

"Hey boys, let the nice girls have their fun and that means leave them alone," the Joker's voice sounded through an intercom system. His voice was a growl at the end before the system went silent.

"Tiffani, will you quit running, we have all night," Lexi yelled at Tiffani, who was already at a door to another building. The sign of the building had been destroyed.

"But I don't want to," Tiffani whined before laughing when Lexi tried to hit her on the head after catching up with her.

"So where is this?" Lexi asked and Tiffani just shrugged before entering the building. The building was silent as the two friends entered and they looked around at the bloody walls and slumped over guard, which they both found to be dead. He looked as if he had been sleeping through.

"Alright, I've heard about this, some killer that kills people and then makes them look as if they are just doing something an alive person would do," Lexi said before the memory clicked in place. "Victor Zsasz," she whispered and Tiffani looked at her with a pout.

"You go say hi, I don't want to meet him," Tiffani said before kicking the dead guard's body off the chair.

"Who said anything about me wanting to say hi to him?" Lexi asked following after Tiffani, who was now skipping down the hallway to further investigate the building.

"Fine, I'll go say hi and you go follow Batman, who just went through that nifty ventilation system," Tiffani said excitedly as she pointed at an open vent that was emitting noises as if someone was crawling in it.

"How do you know Batman is in there?" Lexi asked as she looked in the vent.

"I saw a black cape disappear in there," Tiffani answered proudly before shoving Lexi in the vent. "Now go have fun with the Batman," she said before running away from her cursing friend.

"I'll get you back for this," Lexi muttered before she sighed and decided to just crawl through the ventilation system to figure out where Batman is and what he is doing.

Tiffani looked around as she saw many empty cells. "Well this is boring," she said and shouted the last word. She wanted something to do and wondering around a quiet building was not on her fun list right now. "Where is everybody?" she yelled hoping that someone would make a noise.

"It seems you've lost your companion," a voice growled somewhere in the room and Tiffani smiled when she realized it was Scarecrow, even though she could not see him.

"Oops, when did that happen?" Tiffani asked with a laugh as she looked around before smirking at where she heard Scarecrow's voice come from.

"Aren't you afraid? You should be," Scarecrow whispered before throwing a canister of fear gas into the room.

"Oh no this stuff, it stinks," Tiffani before coughing a bit at the smell. "Oh joy, more spiders," Tiffani muttered as her vision swam a bit before she started to imagine a bunch of spiders around her. Scarecrow's laughter surrounded her as well.

"Spiders are what you fear, how boring," Scarecrow said and his voice echoed in the room.

"Well they're creepy," Tiffani said before she noticed a huge spider walking slowly towards her. "Big spider," she muttered before the spider paused in front of her. The spider was only inches away.

"I really hate spiders," she screamed before punching the spider where its large eyes were staring at her. A manly yell sounded from the spider and Tiffani blinked a few times before noticing that the so-called big spider had actually been Scarecrow. He was rubbing his face, which was still covered by his mask, before he glared at Tiffani.

"You deserved that, spiders are evil," she said with a nod before crossing her arms across her chest and stared down at Scarecrow.

"When will this vent end?" Lexi asked, as she was growing tired of crawling through a spider web infested ventilation system.

"What are you doing up there?" a growl sounded when Lexi finally found the opening to the vent. She looked down and spotted Batman staring up at her with a slightly confused look.

"Well I was bored, so I decided to see what you were up to, now catch me," Lexi said before jumping out of the vent and landing on top of Batman, who fell to the ground. "You stink at catching people," she said with a laugh while sitting in Batman's lap. She was happy that she had caught him off-guard and wished she had a camera to catch the priceless look on his face. "Miss me?" she asked with a smirk before winking down at Batman.