Crazy Drabble on FB with Raphael and the guys. Part 2...(Wait... is Klunk a girl or a boy...too lazy to search, but whatever) On with it!
Klunk walks into the room and finds himself at Mikey's feet. Mikey stretches down and scratches the Abyssinian cat's head.
"Hey there Klunk, whatch'ya up to?"
The cat purs and rubs his head against his hand. "Yeah you like that don't ya," he picks up Klunk by the middle and sets him down in his lap.
"What'd you say we write on April's wall, she's sick," Mikey tells the cat. Klunk ducks down and rolls himself into a ball on his owner's lap.
Mikey smiles at the tom cat. "Yeah, that might cheer her up." He logs into facebook and begins his typing. He sees a couple of his 'friends' online, which includes his brothers, Angel, and other fellow gamers.
He decides to chat with Raph first.
Mikey: Dude, whatch'ya doin here? I didn't know you had friends!
Raphael: I think I have one less now, I'll delete ya...screw u!
Mikey: Whateva bro, listen, I've got an idea for writing on Ape's wall...
Raphael: Why? isn't she sick or wateva...
Mikey: I know, just listen.../ read... how 'bout we each write a word from a phrase telling her to GET WELL SOON and other stuff...so it will fill up her whole wall...what do u think?
Raphael: meh... wateva...
Mikey: We gotta move fast though...so that no one else will post somethin in between and mess it up...
Raphael: k
Mikey: hang on...I'll message Leo n Don...
He moves the mouse over the words that he had typed in the chat, copies them, and then pastes them into the chat windows with Leonardo and Donatello. Klunk shifts slightly in his lap and he pats the disturbed cat's head with his free hand. He grins as tiny red numbers pops up above both chat windows. He clicks on Don's first.
Don: hmmm nice idea, but how are we going to make sure that no one interupts it?
Leonardo: I'm in...
Mikey replies to Don: Never mind that...we could just try it...so what'd u say, r u in or out?
Don: Yeah, I'm in.
"Awesome," Mikey yells, causing Klunk to jump out of his sleep screeching. He raises his fur in irritation and jumps off the ninja's lap.
"Sorry Klunk," Mikey apologizes and turns his attention back to the screen.
Mikey: Raph, we're a go.
Raphael responds: So how do we know who writes what?
Michelangelo pauses for a moment and then types.
Mikey: Well I'll start, and I'll send u a message with just the word I started with, then u'll write yours, and send that to Don, and then he'll write his, and then send his word to Leo and then Leo will send his back to me...
Raphael: sounds like stress
Mikey: No, just remember...u to Don, that's all ok Raphy?
Raphael: Don't call me that...stupid S-4-brains..
Mikey: :-P
Mikey types the instructions into a message and sends it to Leonardo and Donatello. They both respond through chat and Mikey begins his 'wall art'.
April's Wall
Mikey: WE KNOW YOU'RE SICK SO WE JUST WANTED TO SAY:
Raphael: GET
Don: WELL
Leonardo: SOON
Mikey: AND
Raphael: REMEMBER
Don: TO
Leonardo: DRINK
Mikey: LOTS
Raphael: I HEAR A GOOD TEQUILA SHOT CURES THE FLU ;-P
"..."
Mikey receives a message from Donatello in the chat window and reads it. He scowls at the words.
Don: Raph broke the chain!
Mikey doesn't reply to Don and decides to comment on Raphael's post.
Mikey's comment: TAKE THAT OFF NOW RAPH, U'RE KILLING THE CHAIN, U'RE SCREWING IT UP, U'LL LET SOMEONE ELSE COMMENT AND RUIN IT! DELETE IT NOW!
He sees a message from Raphael in chat.
Raphael: No! :-)
Mikey groans and moves to close the entire page when he sees a message from Leonardo pop up.
Leonardo: AND
'And?' Michelangelo scratches his head in thought as he stares at the word. Then he clicks on 'refresh' to view April's entire wall. Raphael deleted his post and it now read: 'We know you're sick so we just wanted to say: get well soon and remember to drink lots of juice and'
He sighs in relief and writes his message.
Mikey: EAT
Raphael: A WHOLE LOTTA
Don: CHICKEN
Leonardo: SOUP!
With that ended, he stops to refresh the page once more to see how it looks on the wall. This time it read; 'We know you're sick so we just wanted to say: get well soon and remember to drink lots of juice and Hey April, how r u feeling? I kno u're under the weather & all, but I was thinkin' of maybe bringin sumthin over for ya to eat or sumthin' ... so wat do u want? u can ms me. eat a whole lotta chicken soup!'
Mikey swears and begins his assualt on the intruder. He comments on the post on April's wall.
Mikey's comment: Casey u big idiot, get that stupid post off the wall! u're ruining it!
CJ: WTH is wrong with u? it's a free wall! I can write whatever i want!
Mikey: No just get off! delete it now! delete it!
CJ: April's my gf, ya freakin crazy ass dude!
Raphael: Ha ha, yeah Mikey, ya freakin' crazy ass dude!
Mikey: Raphael u shut up, CJ delete it!
CJ: No way man, get ya own gf and go crap on her wall!
Raphael: roflmao...this is more hilarious than...wait...there's nothing more hilarious than this...fb wars!
Mikey: No! just get it off...u're ruining it! u're an a-hole! get off now!
Don: Mikey, you don't need to be so rude, just ask him nicely and tell him why you want him to take it off. CJ just look at Ape's wall, u'll see what Mike's going on about! Geez...u're both crazy!
CJ: I posted from my phone..didn't need to see the entire wall...
Raphael: Shut it Don...this is funny
Don: Y don't u shut it Raph!
Mikey: Somebody tell that bonehead to get off!, he's the one that's rude...butting in on our post!
CJ: I'm rude, I'm rude, I'll tell u who's rude ya little bald headed ingrate!
Raphael: No Don, u don't wanna mess with me...I can see ya from over here...ur computer screen could make a good bulls-eye for my sai :-D & CJ I'm offended by that remark.
Mikey: CJ that makes u what...an over grown long-haired yeti?
Leonardo: Guys, guys cut it out...not here...not on FB
Raphael: Leo mind ya own damned business!
CJ: Numbskull!
Don: If u do that Raph, I swear u will never want to sleep again...
Raphael: Oooooh I'm scared, whatch'ya gonna do Donny boy~~~~? Stop fixin the toaster? I can't live with out the toast! Where's the toast? Why's the toast gone! sniff sniff sob sob ha!
Mikey: Shell 4 brains!
CJ: Gnome
Mikey: Psycho
CJ: Crack head
Mikey: Cheap Jason knockoff!
Raphael: Where ya gone Don...u're offline...can't take the heat?
Leonardo: Raphael enough!, the same goes for you two Mikey CJ
Raphael: Buzz off Leo!
Leonardo: Yeah I will, from here... u & me, 1 on 1...on the mats...in person
Michelangelo looks down at the chat windows and sees his brothers, Leonardo and Raphael go offline. His eyes skims across the 'list of friends' menu and then he notices for the first time that April is online. He cringes nervously and invites her to chat.
Mikey: Hiyah Ape!
April: I saw my wall...
Mikey : Uhm yeah...sorry about that...it wasn't supposed to be that way..
April: Okay...now I'm blocking all of you from writing on my wall...but thanks anywayz ;-)
Mikey: :-(
April: Bye freakin crazy ass dude!
Mikey: hmph bye...
He frowns in disappointment and signs out of facebook. 'Casey better not come down here today...' he growls and walks vengefully out of his room.
The end.
How much did I torture you?
I was going to put this as a new story but...it seemed easier to place it as a chapter. Oh well...
Take care.
Adios