I do not own Batman Arkham Asylum. I only own Tiffani and Lexi.

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"Why are you in Arkham?" Batman's gravelly voice asked before Lexi got off him and he stood up.

"Killed a few people, tortured lots more, and had a ton of fun doing it, does that answer your question," Lexi said with a wink before she walked around Batman, who was eyeing her warily. "You know, I know who you are under that mask," she said with a smirk and her smirk grew when she saw Batman's eyes narrow a bit.

"You're lying," he said as he put his hand on a batarang.

"I don't know lie," she said with a shake of her head before she walked closer to him with a sly grin on her face. "Who knew that the Batman was just a rich CEO," she whispered before dodging Batman's batarang and moving behind him to put her gun to the side of his head. "Bruce," she whispered on the opposite side of his head from the gun.

Batman stood frozen in place for a moment before trying to elbow her in the stomach, but she dodged the hit and swept his feet out from under him. "Why do you think I'm Wayne?" he asked as he watched her circle him from his spot on the floor.

"It's not hard to figure out if you pay attention," she said before cursing when she heard Tiffani scream from somewhere in the building. "Well I should probably go check on my partner in crime, see you later though Bruce," she said and whispered his name before she took off running away to go find Tiffani.

"Will you please stop pouting about me hitting you? Pouting doesn't really suit you with the mask on," Tiffani said as she sat on a table while looking at Scarecrow, who was in fact slightly pouting and muttering to himself. He had by this point injected her with more fear toxin than he knew any average woman could handle. However, the woman before he him had not cracked yet. She had hit him a few more times after she saw him as a large spider again, but that was all that was produced by his fear toxin.

"Oh Scarecrow, I'll buy you corn if you want me to," Tiffani said before laughing when he glared at her. "That's better, a glare suits you more than a pout in that get up," she said as she motioned to his outfit and mask.

"Why do you not fear me?" he growled as he stormed to stand in front of her. His breathing was harsh as she just smiled at him.

"Because I'm not a crow, duh," she answered before sticking her tongue out at him. He growled before grabbing her shoulders and shaking her. She just laughed before she poked him in the stomach. "Aw dang, you really aren't made of straw," she said before poking his stomach a few more times.

Scarecrow's eyes narrowed at the woman in front of him before grabbing both of her wrists to stop her annoying poking. "Stop that, you are the craziest woman I have ever met," he said and she just smiled.

"Happy to stand out," she said before jumping off the table and getting closer to Scarecrow. "Now Scarecrow, quit injecting me already because I'm getting tired of hitting you. Anyways, I'd rather get to know you than hit you," she whispered with a laugh before jumping away from him when he tried to inject her again.

"Who are you?" he yelled at her finally losing his patience.

"My name is Tiffani, crazy psycho that runs around the streets of Gotham with my friend Lexi, even though we aren't that high on the popular scale for criminals," she answered with a little curtsy before she saw someone poking their head around the corner to look at her and Scarecrow.

"Hey, who are you?" Tiffani yelled and the woman showed herself. The woman looked like a patient from the safer levels of the asylum, but the woman was the most terrifying that Tiffani had ever seen. The woman was wearing the normal uniform for the safer patients, but she had a Twilight book clutched in her hands with team Edward wrote all over her uniform. The woman looked to be about forty to fifty years old.

"Twilight cougar," Tiffani screamed after hearing the woman mumbling how she loved Edward. Tiffani grabbed one of Scarecrow's hands and took off running the opposite way. She was screaming the entire way until she entered a different hall than the hall containing the patient holding the Twilight book.

"Tiffani, let go of me," Scarecrow yelled but Tiffani's grip was too tight on his hand, so she just continued to drag him along.

"Lexi, save me," Tiffani yelled when she spotted Lexi entering the hall that Tiffani just dragged Scarecrow into with her. "A Twilight cougar tried to get me," she screamed before tackling Lexi, who almost fell but regained her footing before she could fall. Scarecrow shared a look with Lexi before he tried to free his hand again.

"She's gone now let go of Scarecrow," Lexi said when Scarecrow let out a growl.

"But he's so cuddly," Tiffani said before letting go of Lexi and latching onto Scarecrow, who growled at her before injecting his needles into her back. Tiffani hissed before glaring at him. "Fine, I can play too," she whispered heatedly before biting into his neck where his mask did not cover.

"I knew you'd bite someone eventually," Lexi muttered before watching Tiffani let go of Scarecrow and give him a smirk before she grabbed Lexi's hands and ran with her away from a frozen in place man.

"So did you find Batman?" Tiffani asked after the two of them had reached a good distance away from Scarecrow.

"Found him, jumped on him, toyed with him a bit, then left him curious," Lexi said and Tiffani wolf whistled.

"Go Lexi," she said before looking at their surroundings. The hallway was actually the one that led to the exit of the building. "How did we end up back here?" she asked Lexi, who just shrugged before opening the door. Lexi cursed when a bullet struck the ground in front of her.

"Don't you dare shoot at me," Lexi yelled and flipped off the snipers that she saw up in the watchtowers.

"Oh boys, I told you to leave them alone," Joker's voice said over some speakers before his laughter was cut off.

"Have you seen the Batman?" one of the snipers yelled down and Lexi just flipped him off again.

"Why would she tell you now?" Tiffani asked with a laugh before Lexi shot at one of the snipers. She missed on purpose, but both girls had a good laugh at the curses and fear from the sniper.

"Let's go to the green house," Lexi said as she saw the large building up ahead.

"Sounds fun to me," Tiffani said before looping one of her arm through one of Lexi's. The two women made their way to the green house wondering what they would find inside the building.

"If I get shot at again, I'm killing someone," Lexi muttered before they entered the building. A curse flew from Lexi's mouth when a bullet lodged into the door behind her as the bullet barely missed her head. "That's it," she yelled before shooting the thug in the head.

"Oh girls, why did you have to kill that one? These guys are a gift for Batman," Joker's voice came over the speakers again.

"Well tell them to look before they shoot and to not shoot us," Lexi yelled back while Tiffani kicked the dead thug out of the way and smiled at the other gun-wielding thugs in the room.