I do not own Batman Arkham Asylum. I only own Tiffani and Lexi.

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"Lexi, I have a bad feeling right now. You go down to the docks and get us a boat. I'm going back to fry me some gator," Tiffani said and Lexi froze at the worry in Tiffani's voice.

"Be careful," Lexi said before hugging her friend and then running down to the docks. Tiffani hightailed it back to the building where the sewer entrance was located. "What bad feeling could cause her to be that worried?" Lexi wondered before she punched a thug in the face and knocked him unconscious.

"Call the Joker," one of the thugs yelled before Lexi kicked his chest and knocked the air out of him.

"Now that would mess up my plans," Lexi said with a smirk before crushing the walkie talkie that one of the thugs was about to use. "Now let's play," she yelled before drawing her pistols.

Tiffani was running through the building as fast as she could. The fear toxin was everywhere in the building and her eyes were starting to water from the strength of the toxin. "Any spiders you see are not real," she muttered as hundreds of spiders were appearing in the hallways before her as she ran through the building trying to find the sewer entrance again.

"Scarecrow is in for it later," she muttered as she saw a dead guard turn into a large dead spider before her eyes. After a few more screams of outrage she made it to the sewer entrance just in time to see Killer Croc jump out of the water. Scarecrow and Batman were standing in front of the water ahead of her.

"Move," she screamed as she turned on the Taser and threw it into the water. Killer Croc screamed in pain and staggered back into the water before he even touched Scarecrow. Batman and Scarecrow were staring at Tiffani confused before Batman took that opportunity to steal the bag of fear toxin away from Scarecrow.

"You big dummy, you almost became fish food," Tiffani yelled as she grabbed Scarecrow and pulled him back into the entrance area and away from the water.

"What I do is none of your business," Scarecrow yelled and Tiffani smirked before she gave him a little kiss on his mask.

"Yes it is, now say good night," Tiffani whispered before she punched Scarecrow in the gut hard. Scarecrow lost his breath and she smirked before throwing him over her shoulder.

Batman was staring at the two with surprise on his face. "Hey, I'm strong too, don't judge. Now, go defeat Joker and get your butt back to the city in one piece or I'll have a very angry friend," Tiffani said seriously before she ran off carrying Scarecrow over her shoulder.

"I need a vacation after this," Batman muttered to himself before he ran off to finish his mission to stop the Joker.

"You're late," Lexi yelled with a laugh at the image of a struggling Scarecrow thrown over Tiffani's shoulder.

"Didn't know I had a time limit," Tiffani yelled back before she jumped on the boat that Lexi was happily standing at the wheel of the boat.

"Well you did, now tie him up before he decides to jump back onto the island when things are about to get worse," Lexi ordered and threw some rope at Tiffani.

"Be a good boy," Tiffani could be heard screaming at Scarecrow while he cursed at her. Lexi was just laughing as she started the boat and steered it away from the dock and out to the open water. She was heading back to the city, which was her and her friend's true playground. "That's it, you are not getting any treats for a week," Tiffani could be heard saying before she came back holding Scarecrow's mask in her hands and a bite mark on her thumb.

"Did you bite him back?" Lexi asked when she saw her friend's wound.

"Of course," her friend answered with a smirk before winking at Lexi.

"Hey Crane, you'll have more fun if you behave for Tiffani. Anyways, I can't wait for Batman to get back to the city. I'm going to surprise him," Lexi said with a happy laugh and Tiffani just looked at her friend with a smile.

"Poor guy," she said and laughed as she dodged a hit Lexi aimed at her.

The return back into the city was quiet since Lexi led the boat to a quiet small dock. The main docks were full of police officers that were probably waiting for criminals that were trying to escape from the island.

Scarecrow was griping too much earlier so now he was gagged thanks to Lexi. Tiffani just sat back and enjoyed the show while Lexi dodged the man's snapping teeth and put the gag on him. "You better train him," she had growled at her laughing friend before she jumped off the boat.

"But I like his fiery spirit," Tiffani said before she picked up a once again struggling Scarecrow. A quick pinch to his behind made him calm down and he gave a glare at the woman holding him.

The two women smirked at the city around them as they took in the disgusting city air before Lexi led the way to their old hideout. Surprisingly none of the other baddies in the town messed with it. "Guess we really are scary," Tiffani muttered and Lexi laughed.

"You're the scary one," Lexi said and Tiffani flipped her off.

"You're so sweet," she said before she adjusted Scarecrow on her shoulder. "You need to eat more, doctor," she said before Lexi opened the door to their hideout.

"Well I can get some Chinese from our good buddy," Lexi threw out there before she grabbed something to drink from the refrigerator in the hideout.

"Sounds like a wonderful idea," Tiffani answered before turning on the news so they could find out what happens on the island. "Crap forgot to get some gator tail, oh well," she said and her friend laughed before calling their friend, who delivered food to them from time to time.

"So bored now," Lexi said with a pout as she sat down and took the gag off Scarecrow.

"Why did you two kidnap me?" he yelled finally and his eyes were wild.

"Well isn't that obvious," Lexi said and pointed to Tiffani, who was now running one of her hands through his hair.

"When I get lose I'm going to dose you two with so much fear toxin," he growled and Tiffani gripped his hair.

"And I'll kick your super-sized spider ass," Tiffani hissed before smiling sweetly at him. "Now, behave. Lexi, what do you have planned for Batman as a gift for stopping the Joker?" she asked as she went back to playing with Scarecrow's hair.

"Can't ruin the surprise," Lexi said before making them some popcorn, which they enjoyed while watching the news and Scarecrow begrudgingly ate some popcorn as well.

"The Joker has been captured all thanks to Batman," the news reporter said and Tiffani threw popcorn kernels at the screen.

"Surprise, surprise, now turn it to that new horror movie," Tiffani said with a pout at Lexi who just laughed before throwing the remote at Tiffani.

"You turn the channel, I need to go visit a very tired bat," Lexi said and her friend laughed.

"Ooh take the massage oil," Tiffani teased and Lexi glared at her.

"Massage oil," Scarecrow muttered with a little sigh as he closed his eyes.

"You use it," Lexi teased back and Tiffani shrugged before smirking and dragging Scarecrow to her room with a bottle of massage oil in another hand.

"Now let's go surprise the bat," Lexi muttered with a big smile before she left the hideout.

Making her way through Gotham was like walking blindfolded through your home so Lexi had no problem finding Wayne's penthouse suite. Sneaking into the penthouse was a little different in the difficulty level since she had to get past the butler. After sneaking some sleeping powder into his tea, she made her way to Bruce's room.

A tired Bruce Wayne entered his penthouse suite to find no one around but he was too tired to exactly search for everyone. He made his way to his room and was shocked to find a smirking Lexi on his bed.

"Congratulations on defeating the Joker for now," Lexi said as she stood from the bed and made her way over to Bruce, who was still frozen in the entrance to his room. "Too bad you forgot to keep me locked up," she whispered before she stole a kiss and had him in handcuffs before he could realize what she was going to do.

"Now time for our fun in this city," Lexi said and Bruce cursed before he was silenced by Lexi.

"Wonder if Lexi is having fun," Tiffani muttered before snuggling to a sleeping Scarecrow, who had quit putting up a fight before the massage earlier even started. "Well today was fun, let's do it again soon," she thought before laughing and falling asleep to the sounds of the normal gunshots and screeching tires in Gotham.

The end.