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Naruto, Sakura, and Matsuri managed to gather behind some foliage. Hiding from Kakashi to make a plan-
"Aren't you a Jinchuuriki, can't you just overwhelm him?" Matsuri asks.
"Maybe as a distraction, but Kakashi is very skilled, and while it's possible I could hold his attention, one on one, it's too close to call…" Naruto concedes, "Besides, he knows my fighting style- everything I can currently do- well- except. Sakura, you're probably not going to like this suggestion, but I have a way we can beat Kakashi- almost guaranteed."
"How?"
"What's Kakashi's biggest weakness, think about it, and it's not in his fighting style."
Sakura took a moment- "Icha Icha Paradise, he's always reading them."
"Exactly, but Kakashi isn't an ordinary Icha Icha fan, he's got it under better control than Jiraya, but he not as stuffy as Ebisu."
"No- you don't mean?"
"What," Matsuri asked.
"Naruto has invented these stupid pervert Jutsu's-"
"Cause they WORK! I could beat the third with just a Sexy-no-jutsu. Tsunade I haven't figured out yet- and unlike Konohamaru I'm not quite willing to go so far to perv people out."
Sakura paused and thought on that one for a moment- "WHAT!"
"Just- please Sakura- don't make me relive it…"
"Wait- you're saying not only is Kakashi always late- he's a PERVERT!"
"Shh! He'll find us."
"Too late," Kakashi said nonchalantly.
"Follow my lead!"
"Icha Paradise Jutsu!"
"Icha Paradise Jutsu!" Sakura and Matsuri followed. The three of them transformed into glossy and sexy girls in sleeveless dresses cut high at the thigh and low at the bust- as much so as possible to border on sexy without crossing into trashy. The two girls jumped to either side of Naruto and struck an Anko-ish pose, complete with Kunai. Without pausing Naruto leapt at Kakashi's feet and the girls followed suit, pawing at his legs with wanting tones.
"Naota-sama!"
Kakashi looked down at first with confusion- looking from one to the other- and what even though he knew exactly what they were trying to do, he seemed almost paralyzed on the spot-
And suddenly he went flying, propelled as only anime/manga characters can by the gush of blood shooting out his nose-
"Shit- he took the bells with him!" Naruto cursed.
"Don't worry, when he lands he'll be unconscious, we'll just have to find him before he wakes," Sakura explained as she released the Jutsu, yet still briefly played with the Kunai between her fingers.
Matsuri just shook her head, "A jounin- former ANBU jounin, taken out with a Henge and a bit of play-acting."
"Weellll," Naruto scratched his cheekbone, "That little bit is almost literally pulled out of the Icha Icha paradise book I just gave him- so that was just a tease into the scene that comes after it, that's why I knew it would work. According to Jiraya the scene that followed was the most graphic scene he's yet to put to ink."
Sakura turned to Naruto as she chuckled, "And here I thought you were going to try another variant of your Harem Jutsu."
Naruto shuddered briefly, "Ah yeah- go see Konohamaru about that one sometime soon." Naruto leaped into the nearest tree and started their search for Kakashi's fainted body.
It didn't take too long, after all, the human body isn't all that aerodynamic without extra jutsus to assist. When they found Kakashi's body all four limbs were lying in a different direction-
"We didn't really hurt him, did we," Matsuri asked.
"Nah, Sensei's tough, otherwise he wouldn't be so bold as to tell us to come at him with intent to kill. Now hurry, I don't think he'll be out too much longer."
The three of them jumped down and landed on different sides. Naruto knelt down at Kakashi's waist and grabbed both bells, he held them up triumphantly. He walked over to Sakura and handed her one of the bells. Then he looked at the second one with a puzzled expression- then at Matsuri, lastly himself-
"Crap- I forgot…"
"He wouldn't, we passed the test this time- and we did it with teamwork…"
"What?" Matsuri was puzzled at their reactions, wasn't it time to celebrate yet-
"I don't wanna be tied up agaaaaaain!" Naruto wailed- and it dawned on Matsuri- the one without a bell wasn't getting lunch- which was when her stomach decided to remind her she hadn't eaten yet- and it had to be at least Eleven o'clock…
Thinking fast Matsuri pouted her lip and made the most pathetic puppy-eyes possible to her and looked straight at Naruto like an abandoned dog-
"Oh no- Puppy-eyes no Jutsu," Naruto scowled. He reached out his hand and dropped the bell into her clutched hands while sighing. After this- Kakashi finally stirred. First he clutched his head which he must have landed on first, then he realized his mask was only half on, the force of the blood flow had pushed it off his nose. He adjusted his mask as he sat up.
He looked at each of the three of them, then raised one hand and gave a thumbs up…
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"WHY DO I HAVE TO BE TIED TO A POST DAMN IT!"
Sakura and Matsuri looked from Naruto to Kakashi, who raised up his hands- "Hey, test is over, you passed, you're choice what happens to him now. See ya' after the first two parts of the Chuunin Exams." With that Kakashi put his hands innocently behind his head and started to walk off- then moved into a brisk run and escape…
Sakura and Matsuri looked from Kakashi to Naruto, then at each other and managed an identical laugh. Then Sakura got up and started to walk off-
"Sakura-chaaaan!" Naruto pleaded.
Matsuri looked from Sakura to Naruto now once again with a puzzled expression-
"Let the idiot untie his own ropes, he needs the practice…" Sakura explained as she continued to walk off.
"But- okay." Matsuri nodded half-heartedly, rushing to follow.
"K-KUSO!"
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Forgive me it's another short chapter, but at least it's not really a cliffie this time…