I don't own Transformers. -Disclaimer-

Again, I'm sorry, but I was stupid because I had this little notebook, and I actually wrote a plot for this story, and there was no way for me to fit all the requests into this fanfic. So I squeezed them into another fanfic, called Of Winterly Sports and Stuff.

"Just because you look like Jaacs doesn't mean you are Jaacs..." Ratchet said, picking up a nearby wrench.

He could barely keep himself from dropping it, however, when 'Koko' cried out and stumbled towards 'Jaacs'.

"Don't! It'll hurt too much!" she shrieked, holding her head. "I'm really dizzy." she whimpered. "When Koko ran into the wall, I - I think I felt it. That's it - it's like I spun around too much and the world is tilting. I'm getting a really weakened version of her concussion." 'Koko' slumped to the ground as she gave her explanation. Wheeljack tilted his head in curiosity and gently poked 'Koko' in the side. 'Jaacs' yelped, her hands flying to her own side.

"What the-something just poked me in my side!" she complained, her eyes growing wide. Ratchet lowered his wrench, perplexed.

"So even though you two switched bodies, you can still faintly feel pain in your original 'host body'. Almost as if you two share a link," Wheeljack put two and two together.

"I feel as though this is a very bad advantage in terms of stuff," 'Jaacs' whimpered. "But never fear! We'll just have to withstand the pain and move on! We must never tell anyone of this little switch!" 'Jaacs' declared.

"You're just gonna burden my daughter, Koko," Ratchet growled.

"No, wait," 'Koko' murmured, light coming upon her face, "I-I think I get what Koko's drift is. If no one knows if I'm Koko and Koko is me, then we can cause madness..."

"...in the base," 'Jaacs' cackled.

"But wait. What about Lily? Technically, if we have to act like each other, Lily's gonna sense something right away. She has been my best friend, for forever," 'Koko' stated.

"Wait a-I thought we were gonna cause madness, meaning we act the opposite of ourselves, like I act immature and you act mature, so people think Koko is mature and Jaacs is immature...I'm confused," 'Jaacs' slumped to the ground, inspiration gone.

"For the time being, if no one must know of your switch, just act like what you usually act like," Ratchet said, annoyed. "So Koko, act like Jaacs and vice versa. We'll think of something sooner or later."

"ME? Act MATURE?" 'Jaacs' exclaimed, perplexed. "Those two words don't even MIX with me. Meaning Koko and mature in the same sentence MEANS-"

"Wheeljack? I heard an explosion and you rushing to the med-bay, plus I heard yelling. Is everything okay and-oh, hello Jaacs. Hello Koko," just then, Optimus stepped into the med-bay and looked at everyone.

"Hi Optimus," 'Jaacs' greeted, standing up to her full height. "We were just watching Wheeljack do a new experiment of his. That explosion was minor, and no injuries were made."

Ratchet and Wheeljack fell over.

"Yeah!" 'Koko' piped up. "I mean, it was, like, cool! We were covered in soot and stuff! It would have been cool if Wheeljack blasted my eyes out, though. Then I could get a robot eye or something like that!" she exchanged a look with 'Jaacs', before Optimus chuckled.

"Still the same," he said. "Well, then, I-"

Alert! Multiple Decepticon signatures in the area! Total: 20. Suggestion: Send all forces to engage.

In an instant, Optimus transformed and drove out of the med-bay, giving orders. Meanwhile, Wheeljack placed the machine he was holding and rushed to his lab, while Ratchet got his tools ready.

"Why are there 20? We haven't had this much signatures since Egypt!" he exclaimed. 'Koko' and 'Jaacs' looked at the door, perplexed.

"Well, what are we supposed to do?" 'Jaacs' demanded.

"Stay at base and hide! I forbid either of you to leave base!" Ratchet ordered, rushing out of the med-bay.

"But!" 'Koko' protested. She started to run forward, but seemed to remember she was on a giant berth.

"I guess...we'll have to wait for them..." 'Jaacs' didn't seem happy when she said this, but walked over to the table where Wheeljack had set the machine that had caused the switch. "I'm no genius at machines, but I can find a paperclip in it or something."

"Let me do it, Koko. I've built my own hover board," 'Koko' gave in, walking to where 'Jaacs' was. She ripped off the panel, taking a look at all the wires. "Wow. Makes you wonder how a giant robot built this..."

"That looks familiar..." before 'Koko' could react, 'Jaacs' pulled out a blue wire and connected it to a red wire.

"What did you just do?" 'Koko' questioned, eyes wide as she feared the machine would explode. 'Jaacs' just shrugged.

"Hopefully something that can switch us back. But let's wait for it to cool down,"

"What have you been watching?"

"...Nothing..."

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Bots piled in the med-bay, startling the two girls that were just sitting there. Energon was leaking everywhere and they looked like they were in a fight...nevermind, that's a stupid statement.

"That bad?" 'Jaacs' questioned, as Ratchet limped into the med-bay.

"DAD!" 'Koko' nearly jumped off the table, before realizing she had foiled their own plan. The bots, however, were too distracted to listen. Ows filled the med-bay, as 'Jaacs' stood up.

"Was it really 20?"

"More... reinforcements came..." Optimus tried to explain, but his body looked the most damage.

"What can we do to help?" 'Jaacs' continued asking, as she walked over to the ladder, before tripping, her hand flipping a switch on the machine that switched them. A bright light engulfed the room, and there were high pitched screams.

"My hand!" came the voice of Koko and Jaacs. Pain filled everyone's body, as the light slowly faded, and everyone slumped on the floor.

"Koko...what did you do this time?" 'Koko' groaned, flipping onto her back.

"My world is spinning...hopefully, no one's minds were switched...how many 'bots were there in the med-bay?" 'Jaacs' whined.

"All of them...Primus..." 'Koko' squinted, trying to see the damage done to the 'bots. "You guys alright?"

"Just fine, Koko," Optimus' voice relieved both girls.

"Oh gods! What did I do to you?" 'Jaacs' exclaimed randomly.

"What?" 'Koko' panicked.

"I can't see the 'bots!"

"We're over here..."

"WHAT THE FRAG DID YOU DO?"

"It wasn't me!" 'Koko' exclaimed, looking down in shock.

"Suddenly, I feel like a giant compared to you guys..." 'Jaacs' smirked, kneeling down to peer down at the 'bots.

"You have five seconds to explain what you did to us..." Optimus' voice was calm, but he didn't sound too happy. The other bots were unconsciousness, save for Optimus and Ratchet.

All in all, they were probably 6 inches tall now.

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