Special thanks to supergirlprime! Mostly because she PMed me about this fanfic. I've been trying to post new fanfics, but they always seem stuck in my Document Manager...

I don't own Transformers. Jaacs belongs to Jaacs McHenry.


"It was all her fault!" 'Koko' exclaimed, pointing an accused finger at 'Jaacs'. She stayed silent. She only slowly climbed down the ladder as she cautiously approached tiny Optimus. She dodged a very small wrench aimed at her head and held Optimus gently with two of her hands. She held eye contact with him for about five seconds.

"Jaacs?" he questioned, before a massive squeal overtook her.

"Oh my Primus! You guys are so cute! CUTE CUTE CUTE! Cuter than little Chihuahua puppies! KAWAII! Kěài kěài!" she exclaimed in English, Japanese, and Chinese. 'Koko' facepalmed herself.

"Koko, you gave ourselves away!" she mumbled. 'Jaacs' was hugging tiny Optimus closely to her chest as she spun around in hopping circles, exclaiming all sorts of way to say cute(well, the original Koko could only speak those three languages).

"J-Jaacs!" Optimus exclaimed, feeling very dizzy inside. Abruptly, said girl plopped Optimus and the ground and looked at Ratchet will an evil look in her eyes. Ratchet, of course, didn't like that look and proceeded to run the hell away. However, he heard the earth shake and two hands scoop him up, as he was gently cradled to someone.

"Koko! That's enough!" 'Koko' ordered in a stern voice, a hand out to crash into 'Jaacs' face.

"But-but-but! CUTE!" she complained, before freezing to look at the unconscious bots. An evil look in her eyes again, as she stared at all the tiny 'bots. 'Koko' backed away very slowly, with Ratchet still in her arms, as she sent a silent prayer to spare some of those 'bots from Koko's hug of fury.

"BUMBLEBEE!" she scooped up the tiny scout in her arms, nearly crushing him, before proceeding to scoop up some more. Namely Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Ironhide, Jazz, and other 'bots she could somehow stuff in her arms. Silently, 'Koko' picked up some 'bots too, before they were left with Optimus(well, some 'bots they were holding were falling off, but they both stared at the Autobot leader, since 'Jaacs' thought he was cute, but less cuter than Bumblebee, of course -_-').

"Jaacs? Koko?" Optimus murmured, a scared look in his optics. By now, some of the 'bots were coming to, and were VERY alarmed to see giant 'Koko' and 'Jaacs'.

"Whoa! What happened!" Sideswipe exclaimed, flailing his arms.

"My paint! Those slagging Decepticreeps!" Sunstreaker growled.

Now, 'Jaacs' snapped out of her trance and plopped on the floor. Everyone looked at her face, to only see her eyes closed and a light snore from her. 'Koko' slumped to the ground in relief.

"Glad that's over," she gasped, before looking at Optimus. "You alright there, Optimus?"

"Just fine..." Optimus said. "But like I stated earlier, please explain what you did to me and my soldiers."

"It was coming to this anyways..." 'Koko' sighed. "Well, apparently, Koko has been watching some weird shows. She took Wheeljack's invention and twisted it up in some way. It turned out to be a shrink ray."

"Aren't you Koko?" Prowl questioned, as usual, had a calm demeanor.

"Well, the cat's outta the bag, judging by the way Koko acted in my body, so no. I'm Jaacs." 'Koko' responded. Prowl froze, before falling over, smoke coming from his processor. 'Koko' ignored all the shocked looks from the other 'bots as she looked at Ratchet.

"You okay, Dad?" she asked. Ratchet responded with a nod, as he glared at Wheeljack.

"Well? What do you have to say about this?"

"Leaving that aside, please help me..." Wheeljack squeaked, as a shadow overtook him. 'Jaacs' rolled on top of him. Everyone exchanged uneasy looks, for they were afraid of getting rolled over on by 'Jaacs'. They were six inches, what could they do?

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Not everybot had been using their processors, since 'Koko' pushed 'Jaacs' off of Wheeljack. The poor 'bot looked absolutely petrified.

"Now what?" Optimus asked, looking at the giant med-bay.

"Well, it seems as if the machine has healed all of our injuries from the Decepticons," Ratchet explained. Just then, a stopped snore came from 'Jaacs', as she abruptly sat up. She blinked, looked around, and her eyes landed on Optimus.

"You alright, big bot? I think I overdid it there..."

A non-amused look was all she got from Optimus.


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