Disclaimer: I don't own Transformers. Jaacs belongs to Jaacs McHenry.

I'm on writer's block with this. Ideas appreciated! :D

It was really a funny sight.

Optimus, as a six inch tall Autobot, scolded the four feet seven inch Asian and the five feet eight inch...Jaacs. 'Koko' had her head bowed down in shame while 'Jaacs' just looked really uncomfortable with all the stares on her...because they were glaring stares...

"So you two have no way in...reversing the effect?"

"We've told you that so many times!" 'Jaacs' muttered. If this wasn't Optimus, she would have exploded in frustration.

"Besides, I think we have it worse. I'm getting confused being Jaacs because-"

"You're taller than your shorter self!"

"..." 'Jaacs' said nothing. She struggled to maintain her temper in front of the boss bot.

"So...what do we do now?" 'Koko' asked.

"We make Wheeljack reverse the effect," 'Jaacs' stated, glaring at the Autobot. He put up his servos in protest.

"How? I'm this small, and the tools necessary to reverse the machine, if that were possible, are bigger than the size of my own servos!"

"You..." 'Jaacs' growled.

"Guys! Big bot! Where'd you go?" the voice of William Lennox echoed throughout base.

"Man, reinforcements kicked our ass!" Epps complained. "They should be in the med bay." there was a sound like wood hitting against the floor.

"He-" Lennox went through the human door and froze. Epps followed in crutches as he gaped at the room.

"Where'd everybo-hey! Jaacs! Who's that?" he motioned towards 'Koko'.

"DOES EVERYONE NOT KNOW ME?" 'Jaacs' screeched. Epps looked confused.

"Hey, where are the Autobots?" Lennox asked. 'Koko' sighed, before replying, "Down."

The two military men did so, and Epps fell backwards, his crutches flung across the room.

"Those aren't Autobots! They're...mini toys that were created by-" Will started, but was cut off by the sound of a cannon powering up.

"Hey! Jaacs! We heard about the fight!" Samuel Witwicky can running through the human sized door. "Is everything-"

He saw Bumblebee, a six inch Bumblebee sitting right next to an unknown Asian girl. He saw Optimus Prime who was six inches standing right next to Jaacs McHenry. There was silence as he looked at the military soldiers.

"We just got here," Epps shrugged, getting up slowly. Sam opened his mouth as if he was going to say something, and then he closed it. He looked at all the mini Autobots, and looked at the two girls in the midst that were normal sized...well, not the Asian one. The Asian one looked vertically challenged...a lot.

"I..." Sam drawled out that single letter before finishing with, "..am not going to ask. So, Jaacs, how you doing?" he turned towards the taller girl. She twitched, before exchanging a look with the shorter girl.

"And who's that?" Sam added.

There was more silence. The Autobots stayed silent. Everyone was staring at 'Jaacs' and the other girl, before the younger girl nodded.

"Hi! I'm Koko!" the one called Koko ran up to Sam and shook his hand. "What's your name? Do you like bacon? How did you get here?" she started to swing Sam's arm up and down violently. She then proceeded to jump onto Sam's back.

"Gimme a piggy back ride!" she demanded. Sam froze at the sudden outburst. 'Jaacs' snickered before walking up to Sam and high-fiving Koko.

"Nice acting," she laughed. "Hey Sam, haven't seen you in a while."

"But...I saw you yesterday.." Sam arched an eyebrow, snapping out of his confusion. 'Koko' slapped her own face, and 'Jaacs' slapped a hand over her mouth.

"But...I thought we were friends..." she retorted in a hurtful way. "I can't miss my BEST friend?"

Sam was at a loss for words.

"Girls..." Optimus warned. "Do not mess with Samuel's mind any longer." 'Jaacs' pouted and stuck her tongue out.

"Party pooper," she sighed.

"Meanie butt," 'Koko' added, before exchanging looks with 'Jaacs'.

"Three..."

"Two..."

"One!" 'Jaacs' yelled, before tackling Lennox into a hug. "Hey! What's your name? I'm Koko!" she proceeded to tighten her arms around his stomach as a way to strangle him. "Do you like bacon? If you don't take me to a bacon store right now I will not release you!"

"There's...no such thing as a bacon store!" Lennox managed to gasp. "And I thought you were Jaacs!"

Time froze.

"Th-there isn't?" 'Jaacs' whimpered, tears springing towards her eyes. "No...bacon stores?"

'Koko's' eyes widened. "Oh slag, I think she's seri-"

"Waaaahhhh!" tears started to fall onto the floor as 'Jaacs' kicked her legs. "No bacon s-stores!" the earth started to shake as Lennox was suddenly lifted into the air.

"Wh-what-"

Geysers of water shot up from the ground, and each of the Autobot were at the top now. 'Jaacs' kept on bawling about no bacon stores and 'Koko' looked really freaked out.

"Lennox, you idiot! Stop her from crying!" 'Koko' yelled.

"Is she even a TEENAGER?" Lennox screeched back. Epps just watched in the shadows with an amused look. Samuel was also being lifted in the air by...air.

It's true! I would cry if there isn't a bacon store, but Denny's has the bacon special, so it counts! Review~