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(The Next Morning)

Jaacs woke up the morning after the Autobots were shrunk with a stiff neck and sore arm. She shuffled into the cafeteria and gratefully scarfed down the ham and cheese omelet available and guzzled a glass of milk. After a decent breakfast she usually woke up, and that didn't disinclude today.

How they managed to calm down the crying Koko was the closest call, but it had costed Jaacs her head and her arm... literally.

Flashback

"I really don't want to do this," Jaacs muttered as she watched everyone rise up in the air. She walked over to Epps and frowned at his crutches. "But she leaves me no choice."

Stealing Epps' crutches, she bounded over to the staircase and hurriedly climbed it. She narrowed her eyes, aiming to get a clear shot. If she could knock Koko out, the Autobots would be spared from destruction.

"Fire!" Jaacs yelled in a Koko like manner, jumping and landing a blow to Koko's neck. Jaacs ignored the pain that was starting to grow in her own neck and nearly missed the edge of the berth that laid on the other side of the room. Koko fell to the ground, breaking her arm in the process. Jaacs hissed in pain as the pain grew in her own arms.

End

She looked down when a mini Chevy Camaro bumped into her foot, and she bent over and picked up the car, tucking it under her arm.

"Morning Bumblebee." she greeted, setting her friend on the table. The tiny car split apart and transformed into the familar form of Bumblebee, who waved a little hand and chirped.

"Hey Jaacs," he said. "Seen Koko this morning?"

"Well, considering I haven't seen a mirror-image of me, no." Jaacs said dryly, rolling her eyes. "She'll be out for the bacon in a few minutes, I'm sure."

She looked down again when a little silver Corvette rammed into her foot. She sighed, lifting Sideswipe onto the table. "Am I an elevator or what?"

"I'm bored!" Sideswipe whined as he transformed. "I can't race on the track anymore 'cause I'm too small!" he wailed.

"Oh, please." Jaacs muttered. "Hey Koko!" she yelled over to the Jaacs-look-alike, who immediately slid into the seat next to her...along with multiple stacks of bacon. Poor pigs.

"What's up?" she asked.

"You feel like building a race track?" Jaacs replied. "Sides is bored."

A mischievous glint came into Koko's eyes, and Sideswipe chose to ignore it.

"Leave it to me." Koko declared, wolfing down her food and setting off to raid Ratchet's and Wheeljack's storages for materials. Jaacs sighed, hoping that nothing bad would come out of this idea...

Who was she kidding?


"Ow!" Sam exclaimed when Koko stepped on his foot in frustration. "What the heck was that for?"

"Help me carry these," she responded plainly, dragging a wagon full of various things. Sam widened his eyes.

"Where...are those from?" he asked.

"Ratchet and Wheeljack's storage for materials," Koko replied. "You have no idea how EASY it was to steal these," she snickeered. Sam slapped his face in frustration.

"Duh! They're six inches tall!"

"KOKO!" Ratchet roared...but it came as an angry squeak from the Autobot medic as he came running up to Koko's feet. "Give my tools back right now!"

Koko snickered. "I could just flick your tiny aft towards the other side of the base," she stated with an evil glint in her eyes. Ratchet gulped.

"Y-you wouldn't..." he started. Koko smirked.

"Well...this is revenge for throwing wrenches at me!" she cackled, bringing a finger to Ratchet's head. However, her other arm was currently unavailable, so she looked around for someone to help her flick Ratchet. Meanwhile, Ratchet struggled to get away from Koko.

"Sam," she called. Sam looked from Ratchet to Koko, or at least Koko's mind in Jaacs' body. The puppy eyes that belonged to Jaacs were convincing, but somehow, Koko managed to make the puppy eyes more sadder...

"Sorry Ratchet," Sam muttered as he readied a finger to flick.

"Samuel James Witwicky, I swear to Primus if you dare lay a digit on me-" Ratchet started, but was interupted when a high pitched horn resounded throughout the room. Koko and Sam looked up to see the mini form of a semi truck driving up to them. He transformed into the six inch Optimus Prime as he looked up at the taller forms of the humans.

"Koko, Sam," he warned...however, for some reason, he still had his baritone voice...making it somehow hilarious for Koko since it was really funny to hear a deep voice from a six inch robot.

"Fineeee," Koko giggled. She snapped her unbroken hand and turned to Sam. "You're still helping me pull the wagon."

Ratchet was still frozen in shock.


Jaacs looked down when a mini car known as Prowl bumped into her foot. She rolled her eyes and hopped out of her chair to pick up the police car for the third time. She was currently sitting in the human sized table at the rec room, however...the chairs proved to be a challenge for Jaacs to sit on this time since her height was reduced due to being in Koko's body.

After getting out of her chair three times and getting back onto the chair to pick up Bumblebee and Jazz(Sideswipe had drove away somewhere), her back was really sore.

"What's up Prowl?" she asked.

"Have you seen Koko?" he asked, transforming on Jaacs' hand.

"She went to go build a race track," Jaacs replied. "Why?"

"Oh frag!" Prowl cried out...but it came out really squeaky. Jaacs slapped a hand over her mouth to stifle her laughter.

"What's wrong with building a race track?" Jaacs forced the answer to come out clear.

"Because..." Prowl started. "I just had a very bad feeling about Koko. I get this feeling that everytime she gets an idea or builds something, it ALWAYS end in disaster. It's like a disaster sensor in my processor."

"Or it could be because last time she built a catapult for flinging paint the first time she was here, so she probably knocked you out with a can of paint, hence these pictures of paint spltatters all over the base and on your face," Jaacs suggested, pulling out an album called, 'The NEST Base Disasters'.

Prowl stared at the thick book...that was taller than him.

"Where...did you get that?"

Jaacs shrugged. "On the table. But hopefully we won't need this for the racing track. What harm can a race track do?"


(27 Hours Later)

"What the Primus just happened?" Jaacs blinked as mini fires started to spurt from asphalt. Sideswipe, Bumblebee, Sunstreaker, Jazz, Ironhide, Optimus, Skids, Mudflap, and Jolt lay in a destroyed heap somewhere off to the side.

Koko stared at the sight with a unsure look as Ratchet and Prowl glared at her. She looked at her hands, and then at Jaacs.

"Their blood is on your hands," she cackled, running away towards base. Jaacs gaped at the trail of dust, while Epps, Lennox, and Sam came up to the scene. They shook their heads, and Lennox said to Jaacs, "Guess we'll need that book after all."

(To be Continued 27 Hours Earlier)


I CAN'T WAIT FOR TF3 TO COME! THE TRAILERS LOOK SO AWESOME AND I THINK I SAW THE GREEN TWIN(SKIDS OR MUDFLAP I FORGOT0 SO THEY DIDN'T KILL THE CHEVY TWINS OFF AFTER ALL!

Anyways...destruction awaits next chapter...and the chapter after that is a surprise chapter...bu tit isn't Jaacs' idea yet...

oh yeah, this racing track idea was brought to you by Jaacs McHenry, and so is that chapter after the surprise chapter! REVIEW if you wanna see what happened to the racing track! :D