Kingdom Hearts: Memories of Nobody

The Untold Chronicles

Baking with Axel

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts.

This is a filler, since I couldn't think of anything for the next chapter, I typed this up. There are no random fun facts unfortunately, or chapter theme songs. Enjoy!

"Hello YouTubers! I'm Axel, Number VIII in Organization XIII! Got it memorized? Anyway, today I'm going to teach you how to make a red velvet cake! Ready?" Axel said to the camera positioned to face the counter, stove, and him.

"Axel, what in the name of Hell do you think you're doing?" I asked from the doorway. The Flame Head jerked his head to the right, giving me a death glare, but I ALWAYS won at glaring contests, so he had to drop it.

"No one is allowed in the kitchen! Go away!" Axel ordered, pointing behind me. I looked over my shoulder, and shrugged, ignoring his commands to leave. I walked over to Axel, and faced the camera. I stuck out my tongue, and held up a peace sign.

"I'm Xenia, Number 0 in Organization XIII! Got it memorized?" I looked up at Axel, who was steaming since I used his catch phrase, "And I'm here to make sure Axel doesn't blow up and/or catch anything on fire!" I continued.

Axel tapped his finger on the countertop. I pushed him out of the way of the camera, and continued to talk. "You see, we never let Axel cook. Everything he eats has to be burnt, in his opinion. So, get ready to see how Axel makes a baked Alaska!" I exclaimed.

This time, Axel pushed ME out of the way. "It's going to be a red velvet cake!" he retorted. I leaned against the counter and smirked. 'This ought to be good,' I thought.

First attempt:

"So now, we mix in some eggs and water along with some vegetable oil. Then, the cake should start to be a velvety red color!" Axel explained.

"Um… Axel?" I asked.

"Yes, Xenia?"

"I don't think red velvet cake is supposed to be green…"

Axel looked down at the cake mix, and it was green. The Flurry of Dancing Flames tapped his finger on his head, in thought obviously. "I wonder how that happened…" he muttered.

Second attempt:

"And now, the cake should be red!" Axel exclaimed. The cake was yes, red. That's a first… "Now we cook it for about 40 minutes, but since that takes too long, I'm just going to reduce that time to 2 minutes!" the Flame Head continued. He stretched out his hand towards the cake batter, and a jet stream of fire rushed out from his palm and ignited the smooth red, almost liquid substance.

I picked up a cookie sheet and held it like a shield. The cake got bigger, bigger, and bigger, then when it was about as tall as I was; it blew up, sending pieces of burnt cake in every direction. I looked over the cookie sheet, and saw Axel with a blackened face and cake pieces sticking to the spikes of his hair.

"Was it supp-" but Axel held up his hand, telling me to stop talking. I threw him a towel, and he caught it without looking, and then started to wipe the char marks off of his face.

Third attempt:

"Since we baked it in the oven, with the correct time, it shouldn't blow up," Axel said, void of emotion. He sat the cake pan down on the counter. I poked it, and it didn't jiggle or anything. I think he made it right!

As soon as Axel turned away, my finger began to sink into the cake. Then I felt something sharp jab into my index finger. "Ow! Axel! Your cake bit me!" I screamed. I grabbed a spatula and began to beat Axel's cake with it.

The Flurry of Dancing Flames turned and saw me beating a cake with eyes and a mouth with a spatula. He face palmed, and then put his eyes in the crook of his elbow. "Get off of me!" I shrieked. The mutated cake had grown arms and a tail, and was trying to put me in a headlock so that it could eat my face.

A light bulb lit up over the red head's head. He removed his arm from his face, and threw a dish towel over the man eating cake.

"Change of plans YouTubers!" Axel exclaimed. He wrapped the cake in a blue towel, and helped me up. I gave him a questioning look, but decided to follow him, but before that, I grabbed the camera.

"Axel, what are we doing?" I asked.

"Going to give Vexen a present!" he answered excitedly, "Now make a portal!"

I did as I was told, and Axel sat the savage cake in front of Vexen's lab door. I handed him the camera, and he opened the air vent that led into the lab, crawled in, and then crawled back out. "Run on the count of three!" Axel whispered.

He tip toed over to the door and knocked. "Three!" he exclaimed. Okay… what happened to one and two? Well, no time to think now! I hauled ass into the Dark Corridor and when the portal disappeared, Vexen opened the door, saw the cake wrapped in the towel, and took it back with him in his lab.

The Next Day…

Axel retrieved the camera, and we invited everyone but Saїx, Xemnas, and Vexen to watch the video.

Vexen unwrapped the towel to reveal a red velvet cake. "I love red velvet cake!" he exclaimed. The Chilly Academic ran into a separate room, and came back with a fork. As soon as he was going to stab the cake, it grew an arm, and caught Number IV's wrist.

The cake grew its other arm, and opened its mouth to hiss. It jumped on the scientist, and began to choke him then Vexen fell to the floor, and was out of range of the camera. Vexen was screaming like a four-year-old who just fell off a bike.

"Oh, my, God…" Larxene began. She burst out laughing, along with everyone else. Even Lexaeus chuckled! Well, at least when Axel cooks, you do get a good laugh out of it!

Yeah, fillers in my opinion are short, that's why this one is so short. If anyone wants to request a filler, just leave a review saying what you want to happen. The first three will be done, while I'll think about the others.