"I found Sasori. He was on the dance floor. He had a beer in one hand. The other was on the hips of some guy who was grinding on him."
Tobi stopped Deidara. "He was drunk, senpai, you can't hold it against him."
Deidara shook his head. "Oh, but I can… Anyways, I started to walk over when he hit my last heart string. He turned the guy around and started to…"
He forced himself to swallow.
"And started to kiss him. On his lips, on his neck, anywhere he could."
Tobi sat back and shook his head.
"Bastard…" He muttered in a voice very unlike his own. Luckily, Deidara has started talking again and didn't hear him slip up.
"He was drunk, yea, but I know he wasn't that drunk."
Tobi cocked his head in question.
"He was in the process of kissing the guy's neck when he opened his eyes and saw me. He immediately pulled away. I dunno what he did after that."
Tobi was pouring hot tea into cups.
"How could you not know what he did, senpai?"
Deidara took the offered cup and sighed shakily.
"I don't know because I left. I stormed out and didn't look back, even when he was calling my name."
He stared into the cup and blew the steam off the top.
As he was drinking, Tobi spoke.
"Ah, that was when I saw you, and followed you home. Yea, and that's when I asked and you threw stuff at me…" Tobi was nodding to himself.
Deidara smiled small into his cup. Tobi smiled behind his mask. He picked up his dishes and put them in the sink. Deidara got up and did the same. The clock now read 2:17am. As Deidara walked Tobi to the door, he stopped him.
"Thanks to listening, Tobi, and being there for me." Tobi nodded. Deidara hugged him and watched his car drive away.
Yawning, Deidara made his way to bed. He changed into a tank top and shorts and went to sleep. His cell phone sat on his bedside table.