Deidara woke up from his sleep to a buzzing noise. He glanced at his clock.
'3:04am? Oh gods…'
He rolled on his side and picked up his phone, the source of the noise. The caller ID said "Sasori". He grumbled, but answered.
"Ugh, hello?" He said groggily.
"Hey, uh. It's--"
"Sasori, I know. Why the hell are you calling me at fucking 3 o'clock in the morning?" Deidara snapped.
After a period of silence, an answer came. "I… I wanted to apologize."
Deidara bolted upright in bed. Sasori was… apologizing? Just to be sure, he played dumb.
"Oh? And why are you apologizing? You never say sorry." He heard a sigh.
"What I did at the bar… I shouldn't have done that. I won't blame it on being drunk either, 'cuz I was still kinda sober. I just… god, I don't know what I was thinking."
Deidara scoffed. "Well, don't expect me to forgive you. Now that I know that you knew you were doing it… inexcusable…" He smirked at the sharp intake of breath from the other side of the line.
"Deidara, I'm not human, but--"
Deidara had started to cry again. "But I am! I laugh. I cry. Punch me and I'll bleed! You have no idea how much I am hurting right now, Sasori!" He wiped his face and waited for a reply.
"Go to your window, Deidara. Right now."
Deidara angrily said "What for?"
Despite his inner protest, he got out of bed and went to the window. He opened the blinds and his eyes went wide. Sasori was standing in his front yard. He was wearing the same clothes he had on at the bar. He had on red jeans with a black chain as a belt. His black button-down shirt was open a little at the top.
Deidara blinked and hissed into the phone "What the hell are you here for?"
Sasori turned to look at his car. He had a new silver Mitsubishi Eclipse Spyder GT.
"I wanna make it up to you. Go for a ride, Dei?"
Deidara raised an eyebrow at the use of the pet name.
"Where would we go?" He asked suspiciously.
Sasori smirked. "Anywhere you want, babe." His voice was dripping with honey.
Deidara blushed. After thinking, he finally said "Don't go anywhere. I'll be right down."
With that said, he hung up and ran off to get dressed.