3. Tiger

England sat alone at the counter completely wasted with a bunch of empty shot glasses adorning the space in front of him.

It was Friday.

Oh Friday.

It was the day when all countries got along, went out for drinks, and everybody was treated by the country where the meeting was being held. Today was America's turn, and Iggy was far less than pleased.

Today his brilliant plan was to buy as many drinks as he could and put it on America's tab. That way he could do his part to add to the national debt. Later, he and China would buy some U.S treasury bonds and that stupid yank would be screwed!

Suddenly, said stupid yank walked up behind the unsuspecting Britishman and put a hand on his shoulder making him jump up and yell in surprise.

"Damnit you wanker! You nearly gave me a heart attack! What do you want from me? Can't you see I'm trying to screw you?" He slurred, and fell forward on the American who caught him in time and held him up.

"Haha! I'm going to pretend like I didn't hear that! Anyway, it's your turn for karaoke!" The patriot grinned and began pulling him out of his secluded corner.

"What? Who says I have to you bloody idiot?"

"Well, funny story about that, France said that you would never go up to sing because you suck. I said you would if you were drunk enough." His voice dropped a bit at the end. "So anyway, I kind of bet him my comic book colle-" He was cut off.

"Damnit, don't just go off and assume things America."

"But-" The younger boy put on his best puppy dog face, but it wasn't needed.

"Fine, I'll do you if it's to brat that wine bastard." It was obvious he was getting his words mixed up, he didn't want to help America, but he didn't want to help France more. He wasted no time running toward the stage, stumbling and falling over in the process. America had to hold him up again and walk him over to France.

"Why, England, I didn't think you would have the guts after puking them up with all that liquor."

"Shuddap frog!" England slurred at the offending Frenchman.

"Hey, what about Eye of the Tiger? It's on the request list!" America shouted from across the stage.

"Fine git!" He yelled back, just as he was about to throw a punch. He strutted to the stage, the fight forgotten.

He stood center stage looking with slanted drunken vision out at his audience, a crowd of silenced countries waiting for the apocalypse to happen at the sight of England singing karaoke.

"Risin' up, back on the street, did my time, took my chances~!"

A few jaws dropped.

"Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet, Just a man and his will to survive!"

He wasn't that bad for a drunken Brit. He wasn't that bad until the chorus

anyway.

"It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight, Risin'' up to the challenge of our rival!" He decided to make a risky move and walked to the side of the stage where France was and winked.

"And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
and he's watching' us all in the eye~!" He jumped off the stage and the crowd went silent yet again. He was out cold. Silence was soon replaced by the sound of France's and America's laughter.

"Omg! Iggy crowd surfing fail!"

This one actually took 7 attempts! XDD wow, it was difficult. We were singing Eye of the Tiger in choir at the time, and it was pretty awesome. It was probably the best song we did at the concert, and we still sucked! So much inspiration at school! Kind of sad that it's out. Oh well, review and be awesome!