Lucy,
Dates and trysts? Are they even relaited? You're wierd.
My name:
Natsu-Dragneel-epic-futur-S-class-mage-and-son-of-the-awsum-fire-dragon-Igneel-who-also-feels-weird-about-you-because-you're-weird.
(P.S. I reffuse to thank Levy for putting me thru hell.)
(P.S.S. A cuhnspirasee is a cuhnspirasee. Duh.)
(P.S.S.S. I never got around to askeen, but what duz 'P.S.' stand for anyway?)
(P.S.S.S.S. We've gone on plenty of mishuns that payd us. We just lost the money on the way back.)
(P.S.S.S.S.S. I still don't get what my feeling weird about you has to do with trysts and dates.)
(P.S.S.S.S.S.S. Erza is gone today. I hid cakes in Fairy Tail, and I think she'll be there for a while.)
(P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S. If we go on a date, will you explane what a tryst is?)
(P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S. How else am I supposed to give your underware back? I mean, sereosliy.)
(P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S. You're a bad speler.)