Dawn & May: SOMETHING FOR THE POKESHIPPERS!

Misty: I hate you two.

Ash: Aren't you supposed to hate the author instead of them?

Misty: Ash, you need to get those vitamins to make yourself smarter.

Dawn: You know what's more awkward than this conversation? That the author's mom is watching Transformers: Dark of the Moon and the author hasn't even watched it yet.

May: But she has listened to the soundtrack right?

Dawn: Uh HELLO? There's Paramore on it.

May: Good point. Anyway, alecxtheparawhore doesn't own Pokemon or any of its characters.

Misty's POV

I'm in the simulation room with Ash. All I have to do is do two types of disarm: disarm Ash and disarm the bomb.

"Ready?" Ash asks so that he can give the signal to the man behind the simulator.

I nod and everything turns into an unknown facility. Ash is no where to be found and I begin to walk forward.

The heels of my leather boots make a sound on the metal floor. That's all I can hear and the thumping of my heart against my chest.

There's a fork and I go to the left without really thinking. The end is just darkness so I know I'm going the right way. The darkest road is usually the place where you find where you need to go.

I hear a sound. Like someone breathing. I quickly put a hand on my laser gun. Once the sound is gone, my hand is still on the laser gun but I continue walking.

The sound comes again but I continue walking forward anyway. Suddenly, I hear the sound of footsteps behind me. I turn around but there is no one there. Then something unexpeced happens.

While my back is turned, Ash kicks my stomach.

"Good move Ash." I say on the ground.

I get up and take out my laser guns. "But not good enough."

He jumps up as I shoot and the black marks appear on the wallks and floor immediately.

I jump up and kick his face with my right leg. His lip begins to bleed and I smirk.

"Nice!" He says. Ash is too much talk.

I quickly point my gun at his glove and he immediately falls to the floor trying to take off the gun from his hurting hand.

"Whoops." I say and go past him.

I get to the place where the bomb is and quickly disable it.

"Cut red, cut green. Transfer yellow to blue. Blue to red." I say the steps out loud.

I smile when the bomb is done for.

I'm back in the simulation room with a cut Ash.

"I thought the plan was to knock me out!" He says as he puts pressure on the cut.

I smirk. "I wanted to shoot."

He shrugs. "Whatever you want."

Here's Ash, not caring about a thing when it comes to his best friend.

Thing is, I want to be more than that.

We walk to the infirmary together.

"So Ash, I have a friend that likes this certain raven haired boy but he doesn't know a thing about it. What should she do?" I ask him.

"I don't know. I'm not a girl as you can see." He tells me.

STUPID, DENSE ASH! Can't he see I'm the friend and he's the certain raven haired boy?

"It's like MIST is in front of his eyes and all the girl really wants it to burn the friendship and turn the ASHes into love." I say to him emphasizing ashes and mist.

"I don't get it." He says and scratches his head like a monkey.

I face palm. HOW MANY HINTS DO I HAVE TO GIVE?

I roll my eyes. "Nevermind." I say.

We arrive at the infirmary and he gets stitches. It doesn't affect him since we've had to stitch him more than 15 times now. I'm only talking about this month.

"Is that the only injury Ash?" Nurse Joy asks him.

He nods.

"Wow, for the first time in 2 months you come here with only one injury." She says and I fall to the floor laughing.

Ash pouts. "I get hurt that frequently?"

"You're a merc Ash. It's not as if you won't get hurt frequently." I tell him.

"I was so wrong when I thought merc was something about medical procedures." He says and me and Nurse Joy laugh.

"That is the worst guess for the meaning of mercenary I have ever heard of." I tell him.

"H-hey!" He says with a frown and we leave the infirmary.

"I don't get injured easily!" He whines as we walk to my dorm room.

"Oh right." I say sarcastically and laugh.

"You hurt me." He says with a pout and puts a hand over his chest.

I shake my head. "You're not good at that kind of thing." I tell him.

We stand in front of my room and I open the door to find Dawn already in bed.

"I'll see you tomorrow." I tell him.

"Ash!" I call out before he gets too far.

"Mhmm?" He says when he's turned around.

"Try not to get hurt in your sleep." I tease him with a smirk.

He shakes his head and goes away.

Dawn: The author apologizes if it's later than usual.

Misty: The author is currently writing a NEW fanfiction.

May: She got some inspiration from X-Men and would like you guys to check it out.

Dawn: The author knows what your thinking. JUST FINISH ONE OF YOUR STORIES ALREADY, you're probably screaming in your head.

Misty: Well, the author says she doesn't care and fuck the haters.