I may be amazingly fashionable and good looking but I'm not brave. Bravery means to stand up to your fears and conquer them. To be courageous and I just can't do that.

Yes I can't seem to tell my father the truth about my sexuality or stand up to my bullies. So I just take the easy way out by pretending to have nonexistent marchioness and getting myself picked on every day.

But recently I've found a worse fear, girls set on retribution so seeing as I couldn't fight them I found myself joining them in the library to discuss the matter of Puck.

McKinley has a wonderful library if you bother to take a look. I know I've found plenty of wonderful books to read but as a sat across from Britney I couldn't help but think it was her first time.

"What is this place?" She asked looking around apparently scared as if she were on an alien planet.

"Brit you've been here before it's the library." Quinn told the blonde annoyed at Brittney's loss of memory.

"Alright I'm here what I miss?" Mercedes huffed rushing over to our designated meeting table. Rachel had wanted to use the auditorium's prop house room but apparently the auditorium is off limits until Principal Figgins can figure out which of the jocks decided to T.P. the stage.

"Will I'm being blackmailed into helping a crazy plan that's destined to fail." I replied at least in my head. "Not much right now where waiting for the anti-Barbie. As you can see we've got the other two already here." I whispered the last part gesturing at the two blondes which received a small smile.

"Your right where is the ugly Barbie." Quinn asked out loud.

"Miss ugly Barbie is right here, thank you and why Barbie's?" Rachel asked coming from around a bookshelf but before taking her seat she 'accidently' knocked Quinn with her bag.

"Because they're blonde and fashionable! Everything your not, Therefore anti-Barbie." Quinn smiled evilly though I couldn't help joining in; Rachel is definitely not my favorite person at the moment. Seriously she did out me and my crush on Finn. So can you really blame me?

"Alright welcome to the first meeting of Female's out to Kill Noah Puckerman!" I coughed for attention, she's not ignoring me dame it. "Oh, and Kurt." The brunette haired pop star smiled while I tried to restrain myself with one small fact. Murder is illegal.

"So just to fill you in Mercedes, Kurt has decided to at least consider being our undercover operative." Rachel supplied not mentioning the reason of my consideration, blackmail sucks.

"Is that Coach Sylvester?" Brittney abruptly asked, sure enough as we all turned to look we saw none other than the cheerio coach herself.

"What on earth are you three doing in a library with them?" Mrs. Sylvester asked gesturing at the non-cheerleaders, like me, as if we were garbage. Which in a way we are the garbage of the schools social ladder but that tends to happen when your outcasts.

"Destroying a man!" Yes my friends Santana actually said that, but the strangest part was Mrs. Sylvester's reaction.

"Okay play nice girls." That was it. No chastising or even questions. Just that simple sentence that made me wonder is this really an acceptable and normal thing in are society, to quote on quote "destroy a man." If so I might become a hermit.

Will it must be in Sue Sylvester's world since she left to go towards the nearest bookcase to pull books off the shelf. As she sat down at the table near us I couldn't help being weary.

"Alright back to business guys!" Rachel smiled cheerily until Brittney waverly held up her hand. "Yes Brittney."

"I'm pretty sure were all girls right?" The star and I both rubbed are foreheads exasperated. I was too annoyed by her stupidity to even correct her on my gender.

"So as you are now all up to speed." She said nodding to Mercedes. "Any questions?"

"Will I have several first off how on earth do you expect to pull this off? For one thing you'd think he'd be smart enough to notice I'm a guy right. Secondly how would I even get him truly interested enough for him to be serious? I mean I wouldn't be able to try and woe Puck at school and let's be honest being the hormonally charged teen he is, he'd have to see the babe more than occasionally to be psyched about his new catch." I took a breath looking at their faces to see if I had successfully popped their bubble.

"I uhh… that's not important if he truly likes the female persona of you he'll spend every waking hour not in school to be with you." Rachel smiled falteringly obviously trying to convince herself. But knowing Puck would never be satisfied with seeing some supposed girl worth giving up all other chicks, only on weekends.

I would have said her bubble was popped if not for the small fact she's Rachel Berry; whereas the others looked around at each other deflating at the obvious flaws Rachel would not give up.

"I feel it is time to open the floor to any suggestions to make our plan a success." See what I mean, the girl can't take a hint when it comes to failing. Everyone as suspected stared around looking at each other, knowing full well they didn't have diddely squat.

"I guess we'll have to find some-" My heart skipped a beat ecstatic that they were finally seeing the error of their ways till…

"First off you get off your monkey asses and get lady face hear enrolled as his namesake." Just when I finally thought I was free, who else but couch Sylvester could suck me back into hell.

"Were you spying on us?" Rachel asked shocked, as if she'd never suspect our couch to ever pull. Oh, no Mrs. Sylvester never video tapped Carmel's cheerio practices. Which everyone knows is a total lie, but which ever.

"If you call unwelcomingly listening in on a conversation, to study the future bringers of the downfall to this country, then yes. Yes I am." If there's one thing I admire in Miss Sylvester it's her amazing quips and comebacks. I wish I had some of those up my sleeve. Seriously then maybe those stupid jocks might think twice before dumping me in with all the garbage every dame morning. Then again even when I try it fails to even put a damper on their 'Let's dump Kurt' mood. I should probably quite trying…

"Wait why would you want to help us?" Santana asked jumping straight to not trusting her which is quite understandable the cheerio's couch has always been known to never do anything without some benefit to her.

"Let's just say you're all so pathetic that I can't help but to offer my assistance. Honestly I now fear for the future where you all are society's 'hope'." See what I mean she knows how to talk if not be nice. "Besides this sounds entertaining and could put a damper on Mohawks spirits I'm sick of hearing girls whine all the time. Oh he dumped me, he broke my heart boohoo. Suck it up! At least you lady's are willing to fight back so for that reason I'll help."

"Really!" Rachel beamed no literally beamed it looked like a holy light had shined down to deliver her okay I guess that is an exaggeration especially seeing as claws were coming to drag me to hell so that's not quite deliverance.

"Yes, now pipe down before I change my mind." Immediately Rachel resat sealing her lips perhaps for the first time in her whole life. Yes, Rachel Berry was now mute.

"Now first things first is I'll need to go have a chat with Figgens on enrolling ladyface here as a girl. I'll just say you're my niece who moved here and my annoying brother can't be bothered to enroll you. Then I'll have you enrolled in all your normal classes and transfer your grades at the end of this fiasco of fun. We'll say for now Hummel's visiting his grandma cause she's dying or some other bunch of crap."

I could only stare at the queen of schemes and couldn't help but shudder at how easily she was jumping over our biggest hurdle. "Sound good so far." Couch looked at us all the cheerleaders were smiling happily. Mercedes was stunned whereas Rachel had a Cheshire cat grin plastered on her face.

"Perfect. We can handle the rest I'm sure."

"You better now I'll need Hummel's new name and ladyface you joining cheerios Puck's more likely to notice you then and he's seems to have been with the whole team at some point." At that last comment the girls all seemed sick which I couldn't blame them but Couch made since Puck can't seem to resist those short red skirts.

"Thanks Couch. His new name's Kate. Kate ummm…."

"Snow." Brittney said staring at me. "Like Snow white he's so pale." She then went off into whatever land her mind resides in while everyone agreed for lack of anything better to name me Kate Snow. Pathetic just pathetic…

"All right then Monday we'll start this escapade you can change in the auditorium's dressing room it's away from prying eyes and I'll get it unusable for the masses." With that Sue Sylvestor left us to figure out the remainder of the kinks and leaving me to think that seriously someone must hate me up there. It just keeps getting worse and worse…

AN: So sorry guys for the wait but Ive been so busy and well sorry to say I kept putting this off. So anyways this chapter i know is kindof lame and potentially a bit rushed towards the end i might correct it a bit later... but i needed to make the crossdressing fit and well the plan fit in general lol. and the only one with that power was Sue it took me forever to see why she'd help them but tis Sue so i think i got it. I know she dosen't have a secound sibling but that my children is lyeing lol. And i went with Snow cause that's the actors last name who played Kate and plus Kurts pale Hahah. So please review!