Chapter Twelve

"Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep…Coming up, it's time to have some fun with everyone's favorite time traveling tots," the Doctor's off stage voice said when the theme music started and TIME LORD BABIES appeared.

"Time Lord Babies, we turn aliens into goo…Time Lord Babies, we've come to play with you…When your world is full of baddies, who've come to give you a scare…Just call our names and shout out loud "Catch us if you dare!"…I like Amy…I like Rory…I love the Doctor…Sexy dance…I got my toy screwdriver…I got my jammie dodgers…I play with guns…And I got a fez, HA…I like running…Geronimo…Is everything alright in here…Yes, Jackie…Time Lord Babies, we turn aliens into goo…Time Lord Babies, we've come to play with you…Time Lord…Time Lord...Time Lord…Babies…Babies…Babies…Woooooooooo-hooooo!"

The scene changed as a cartoon version of the Doctor as a toddler appeared and he was wearing a white shirt, tan trousers, a tweed jacket with leather patches on the elbows, braces with little frog pins pinned to them and a little, black bow tie. Looking at the title, he smiled and crossed his arms over his chest.

"Today's episode is "What's Wrong With Rory.", " he said then placed a little, red fez on his head and jumped when a stream of water shot the fez off his head and he looked off camera. "River, stop shooting my fez or I'm going to tell Jackie on you!" Growling, he placed the fez back on his head then walked off camera and the scene faded to black.

The scene changed to a cartoon nursery as Baby Rory sat on the rocking horse and was rocking back and forth. Baby Amy walked over while wearing a pink cowgirl hat and cowgirl outfit and two water guns were in her hands.

"Get off or I'll blast you," she said as she pointed the water guns at him and Baby Rory frowned.

"No," he said as she squirted him with some water and he gasped, clutched his chest and fell off the rocking horse. Baby Amy walked to him when she poked him with her toe, but he wouldn't wake up and she sighed, shaking her head. Stamping over to the blue toy box, she pounded on the top of the toy box then placed her hands on her hips.

"Doctor, are you in there?" Baby Amy asked when the top of the toy box opened and the sounds of footsteps going up a ladder came from inside the toy box. Baby Doctor peeked out as he looked at her and blinked his eyes.

"What do you want?" he asked.

"Rory wouldn't get off the rocking horse and I shot him with my water guns. Now he's just lying on the floor and won't wake up," she said as the Doctor sighed, looked down into the toy box and his lower lip stuck out as he pouted.

"Then go play with someone else. I'm busy," he said when he climbed down the ladder and she leaned over and looked inside the toy box. The scene changed to show the control room as he moved around the console and muttered something.

"Get back up here!" she shouted as he looked up at her and folded his arms over his chest.

"I want to play with Sexy," he said as he patted the console and a low purring sound filled the air.

"If you don't help me then I'm going to tell Jackie!"

"Go and tattle then, Miss Tattle Pants!" he shouted as he sat on the jump seat, placed his thumb in his mouth and swung his feet back and forth.

"Fine," she shouted then turned around and saw Baby River standing behind her.

"What's wrong?" Baby River asked.

"Rory fell off the rocking horse and Mister "I Wanna Play With Sexy" won't help me wake him up!" Baby Amy said and Baby River looked down at Baby Doctor, who was still sitting on the jump seat, sucking his thumb.

"I'll play with you, Sweetie," Baby River shouted as he looked up at her and his eyes went wide. She moved back as Baby Doctor ran to the ladder, came up the ladder and looked at Baby Amy.

"Come, Pond, let's see what's wrong with Rory," he said as he took Baby Amy's hand and they headed for the rocking horse. Smiling, Baby River leaned against the toy box as she smiled and folded her arms over her chest.

"Works every time," she whispered while watching Baby Doctor jumping up and down on Baby Rory's chest until he woke up and Baby River smiled as the scene faded to black.