Hey Big Spender Chapter 3: Diamonds Are A Girls Best Friend, a glee fanfic

Before they knew it, it was the night of the show. Wes invited all the guys to his house, which wasn't really a house. It was a castle. Kurt wasn't sure if he was performing for students of the Queen tonight.

His conversations with Blaine had been few and far between. Part of it was he was to stubborn to admitt he'd been wrong and the other was he was convinced that Blaine was mad at him. Instead of asking for a ride from him, he'd taken one from Wes, who had to get home early to meet the set up crew.

"All of this lighting, the swing... doesn't it cost more to put on then gain from?"

"Naw. All of this is donated by Jeff. His family owns a private party company. He tells them we're putting on a concert for the Warbler's and they let him have whatever he wants. It's rather awesome actually. Everyone does their part."

No wonder everyone can afford this school, Kurt thought, just smiling and looked around. The door to the mansion opened and some more of the Warbler's trickled in, greeting everyone. Blaine was at the back of the group, but he didn't give Kurt much mind. Maybe this was the time to say something, maybe it was to late to change his mind. Before he could man up to say something to Blaine, he'd disappeared up the stairs to change with the others.

"Kurt! Come on! You can change in this guest room. This will be your room tonight," Wes winked, opening the door. It was beautiful, mostly white, clean. "I know a few of the guys at school are lining up to bid on you tonight. You're okay right?"

"Sorry?"

"No one would blame you if you wanted to back out. Blaine already said he'd take your place."

"Did he?"

"Yeah. He was worried about you, but he said you were okay with it. So you're sure?" This would have been Kurt's chance to step up and back out. The guys would understand, right? They were suppose to be more understanding then New Directions. Though he missed them all a lot right now. He'd gladly take a movie night with Mercedes over this anytime.

"I'm fine. Don't worry about me. It's just sex, right?" He thought he sounded convincing enough, but he'd been wrong before.

"Awesome! Everyone else should be arriving soon. I'll come and get you when we're ready. Break a leg tonight and don't worry. No creepers allowed, so whoever wins you will be real respectable."

With that, Wes left the room and left Kurt to his worries. He stared down at his phone, sitting on the edge of the bed. Swallowing, he sent a text to Blaine.

I'm sorry.

It was all he could think to say. Blaine knew better then the rest what it was like to go through this and he should have listened. He wanted his first time to be with someone he loved, to be special and now he was settling to have sex with someone he didn't know. He waited as long as he could for a text back from Blaine, but it didn't come. Kurt couldn't wait any longer. He needed to get ready for the show.

The Warbler's started the night with their opening number, then one by one they started to perform. After each performance, the boys were sold off to the girls school, running away to different areas of the house to do as they wished.

A knock came at the door as Kurt finished his make-up, grabbing his glitzed top hat to see who was there. Wes was standing in what looked like a Clockwork Orange outfit. "You're on after a few of the guys. Need to get you to the second floor so you can swing in," he smiled. He looked at the sparkling suit the boy wore and grinned. "Damn, Kurt. You certainly know how to make a statement." Kurt thanked him quietly, as he followed him out of the room and up to the second floor of the house. It was amazing out there! The stage in the foyer of the house was brightly lit, the guys were all on the top of their game. There had to be at least 200 people there. One of those boys would be his first.

He couldn't get the thought out of his head. Leaning over the second floor balcony, he saw Blaine backstage, getting ready to go on. Nick had just gone for a few hundred dollars. Seriously, what were these peoples allowances?

The moment Blaine walked on in his suit the girls went crazy. He heard a few boys as well. He forgot he wouldn't be the only being pawned off to another tonight. But what song would Blaine sing? So power ballad? Pink? Maybe something from a musical?

The band started playing and the lights changed up and it was clear that Blaine was wearing a lot of make-up, his hair was spiked up and he had... he had leather pants on!

So I got my boots on, got the right 'mount of leather
And I'm doing me up with a black color liner
And I'm workin' my strut but I know it don't matter
All we need in this world is some love
There's a thin line 'tween the dark side and the light side baby tonight
It's a struggle gotta rumble trying to find it

Kurt swore Blaine looked up to him, pointing at the balcony. He was also convinced his heart stopped at the site of how amazing the other looked.

But if I had you, that would be the only thing I'd ever need
Yeah if I had you, then money, fame and fortune never could compete
If I had you, life would be a party it'd be ecstasy
Yeah, if I had you
You y-y-y-y-you
You y-y-y-y-you
You y-y-y-y-you
If I had you.

As Blaine strut across the stage, the girls all lost it, reaching up to let him touch them. Wes leaned in to Kurt, grinning. "See? Rockstars."

From New York to LA getting high rock n' rollin
Get a room trash it up 'til it's ten in the morning
Girls in stripper heels, boys rolling in Maseratis
What they need in this world is some love
There's a thin line tween a wild time and a flat line baby tonight
It's a struggle, gotta rumble tryin' to find it

If I had

The flashing of the lights
It might feel so good
But I've got you stuck on my mind, yeah!
The fashion and the stage
It might get me high
But it don't mean a thing tonight

That would be the only thing I'd ever need
Yeah, if I had you, the money, fame and fortune never could compete
If I had you, life would be a party it'd be ecstasy
Yeah, if I had you
You-y-y-y-y-you
You-y-y-y-y-you
You-y-y-y-y-you
If I had you

That would be the only thing I'd ever need
Yeah, if I had you, then money, fame and fortune never could compete (never could compete with you)
If I had you, life would be a party it'd be ecstasy (it'd be ecstasy with you)
Yeah, if I had you
You y-y-y-y-you
You y-y-y-y-you
You y-y-y-y-you
If I had you

By the end of Blaine's performance, he was certain the girls were going to rush the stage. Blaine was a hot, sweaty, beautiful mess and Kurt wished he had the thousands the others did to bet on him. He had a trust fund he could dip into, right? The girls were yelling numbers over each other and Thad could barely keep up. One of the boys called to outbid them, but in the end, Blaine went to one of the girls for two grand.

"That girl is in for a VERY disappointing evening," Kurt muttered. Wes gave Kurt a shove, showing him over to the swing. A few of the guys were up there to hold the supporting ropes so he didn't fall to quickly. Thad was center stage, watching for the okay to introduce Kurt. Seeing the boy get strapped in he smiled.

"And now, your Headliner, Mr. Kurt Hummel."

The lights in the room went down and the spot light came up, hitting Kurt as he lowered down to the stage below. Girls awed at him, boys cat called and whistled.

The French are glad to die for love,

Kurt touched down on the stage as the band struck up, pushing his nerves down deep as he belted out his song.

A kiss on the hand may be,quite continental,
But diamonds are a girl's best friend
A kiss may be grand but it, won't pay the rental on your humble flat
Or help you feed your,pussy cat

Men grow cold as, girl's grow old
And we all lose are charms in the end
But square cut or pear shaped
These rocks don't lose, their shape

Diamond's are a girl's best friend

Tiffany's!

Cartdier!

Cos we are living in a material world,
And I am a material girl

*kisses the crowd*

"Come and get me boys! Black star, ross core," Kurt yelled, the crowd insane. Maybe more so then they were with Blaine. He saw the boy off the stage, watching and he couldn't help but flirt, just a little.

"TALK TO ME BLAINE ANDERSON AND TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT!"

There may come a time when a, lass needs a lawyer
-but diamond's are a girls best friend
There may come a time when, hard boiled employer thinks your up all night,
But get that ice or else no dice

He's your boy when,stocks are high
But beware when they start to decend

Cos thats when those louses go back to their spouses
Diamonds, are a, girl's, best-!

Blaine was smiling at him. It wasn't his normal smile. This one was intense and it almost caught Kurt off guard. But his attention snapped away from the Warbler and he looked out onto the crowd, finishing his number.

Friend!

The room exploded with cheers and people started to shout out their bids. Kurt's chest was heaving as he listened to the number rise. 500, 1000, 1500!

"$5,000," someone called from the back and the room went silent.

"I think we have a winner," Thad said, patting Kurt on the shoulder. "That's our trip to New York if we win Regionals! Way to go Hummel!" Kurt tried to look just as excited, but he also wanted to see who'd just bought his virginity.

Before he knew it, he was shuffled off back to the room Wes had given him. "Your bidder will be here soon. Good luck, Kurt," Wes said, before he left Kurt be. Slowly, Kurt started to remove the suit, trying to remember if he packed his facial treatments when the knock came on the door. Kurt's stomach fell and his legs felt like lead as he made his way back to the door to open it.

"B.. Blaine? You should probably go. I mean whoever is suppose to be here should, well, be here."

"Yeah, he is. Hi."

"You- how?"

"Kid who bid on me, bid on you for me. He owed me from last year, so..." Blaine shrugged, stepping into the room. "You're mine for the evening and I say, we go back to Lima and get some coffee. My girl, um, well I owe her a mall trip I guess-" Blaine was cut off by Kurt throwing his arms around him in a hug. Sighing, Blaine hugged him back. Kurt could act as tough as he wanted, but he knew how scared he'd been. "It's okay, I forgive you. Just, be more careful what you walk yourself into next time?"

Kurt nodded his head, stepping back, flushed in the face. "However, I did go to a lot of trouble to get you off the hook. I think that merits something," Blaine said. But before Kurt could react, Blaine's lips were pressed to his cheek, only making the color of his cheeks skyrocket in color. "Come on you, coffee." Blaine stepped out of the room, humming the tune to Hey Big Spender and Kurt could only laugh.

"Spend a little time with me," Kurt sang, grabbing his things as he followed.