Chapter 2: Granger's Guy
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters. J.K. Rowling does, the lucky bugger.
Hermione Granger has a new man! Yup, you better believe it: Hermione's scored another guy. Our top detectives believe his name is "John Seasly." We asked Miss Granger how she felt about this special person and she replied, "This is positively outrageous! How did you find out about this? Are you stalking me?" These reporters wonder: if she's so smart, then why doesn't SHE figure it out?!