Chapter 4: Thongs
Disclaimer: I don't own Ron or Harry. I do, however, now own Ron's thong.
Breaking news! Ron Weasley, one/third of the Golden Trio, (headed by the amazingly hot Harry Potter) has purchased a thong! Yes, a thong; hot pink to be exact. When we asked Mr. Weasley why he bought that item, he kicked us in the groins and ran off. We believe he may be getting groin-kicking tips from Harry.
A/N: Neither WerewolfQueen1 nor I think Harry is hot.