EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW!
This week: Lord Voldemort
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters. J.K. Rowling does, the lucky bugger.
Sanders: "So, Voldie, what do you plan to do over the summer? Do you know any good vacation spots?"
Voldie: "I plan do go to Hawaii and I hope to get a tan because I'm looking quite pale these days..."
Sanders: "If you're so pale, why don't you go to Tutie's Top Tanning Place?"
Voldie: "I've tried that but every time I walk in people start screaming, and attacking me, like I'm some kind of Dark Wizard."
Sanders: "Well, that's because you're the number one most wanted wizard right now."
Voldie: "wiggles eyebrows I knew I was attractive."
Sanders: "Uh…that's not what I meant…but now that you mention it..."
Sanders: "Since you are the most wanted wizard, how do you buy your food? I mean, there's no place for you to do it, since when anyone glances at you they run away screaming."
Voldie: "What you mean where do I get my food? At the supermarket of course. Although when I go to check out the person behind the counter runs away, so I get my food free of charge, much better then the senior discount."
Sanders: "Okay then, thank you for taking the time out of your schedule, to be with us this morning."
Voldie: "You know how many people I could have put through pain by now..."