AN: shjt up prepz ok! PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows! You said that last chapter, and yet… here we are again.
The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end Because mini skirts need to also be ripped. and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. Shocking. I thought you were going to tell me you wore nurse shoes. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with purple Spray Paint. In your hair. That sounds so healthy.
In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula Why eat that when they give you better food? cereal with blood Never eating Count Chocula ever again without that image in my head. instead of milk, and a glass of red blood. Pumpkin juice or butterbear. Please stick to one or the other and stop killing all the Ravenclaws. . Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top. "Bastard!" I shouted angrily.. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. . He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. He was wearing so much eyeliner that you were going down on his face? . He didn't have glasses anymore Oh dear. This can't be… and now he was wearing red contact lenses just like Draco's and there was no scar on his forhead anymore And yet… It is. He had a manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy English accent Already had an accent, thanks for letting us know.. He looked exactly like Joel Madden Joel's doppelganger is almost as worse as you being Amy Lee's!. He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I'm a girl so I didn't get one you sicko. You can't get hot, you confused the hell out of several people just now, and you're making my brain bleed. Can't you just say "horny" like normal people? "I'm so sorry." he said in a shy voice. ... With all that black, you wouldn't expect him to tell you something in a SHY voice.
"That's all right. What's your name?" I questioned. Even after you told me the scar was gone, I knew who he was. Why are you asking his name with that decription?
"My name's Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days." Harry James Potter, your mother and father would like to tell you they're not at all happy with your choices lately. he grumbled.
"Why?" I exclaimed. You exclaimed with a question mark. Yes. I do that too.
"Because I love the taste of human blood." he giggled. Tehee, I love blood and I giggle like a girl.
"Well, I am a vampire." I confessed.
"Really?" he whimpered. . Shyly, giggling, and now… whimpering?
"Yeah." I roared.. I'm sure you roared it up over there.
We sat down to talk for a while. Then Draco came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him. He has an STD and the surprise is a stake to the heart. Please oh please, Draco, kill her.