Chapter 5: Wedding Bells?
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters. J.K. Rowling does, the lucky bugger.
It was reported that Harry Potter is getting married! This reporter caught up with him to ask him about his "secret" plans. He says, "I'm getting married? To who? Man, Ginny is going to be pissed." A friend tells us that Harry and his mystery bride plan to get married in Romania and have their honeymoon in Jamaica. I asked Miss Hermione Granger if she had any inside information. She said, "What? Harry is definitely not getting married!" and punched this reporter in the nose, and politely walked away.