Bring me 2 life Sorry, I don't think anyone is going to do that.

AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws. . n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons! Tin good vons. Hm. STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U! We are entitled to an opinion. Evony There is a point in this story where I will write a list of all the different names she gives to people. Starting with Enoby and Evony. isn't a Marie Sue ok she isn't perfect SHES A SATANITS! n she has problemz shes depressed 4 godz sake! a Satanist saying "for god's sake", would that qualify as an oxymoron?

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Draco and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish No, that sounds like a very bad problem for one's sinuses… and not to mention the dryer. (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?).

I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes Imagine that.. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Draco. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Draco. We went into his room and locked the door. Then…

We started frenching passively Passively snogging Draco. Yeah. I want to snog him good and make sure he takes part in it. Passively just won't do.. and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top. Your clothes are already off, you git. . Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked Duh. Thanks for clearing that all up for us. and then he put his boy's thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)Yes, Tara.

"Oh Draco, Draco!" I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco's arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words… Vampire! . So… is that what the Dark Mark originally looked like? Tsk Tsk.

I was so angry.

"You bastard!" I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed. Tattoo or not, I would not jump out of the bed in the middle of having sex with Draco Malfoy. We could deal with that issue later. Or… just have more sex. Ahem. I'm a perv :3

"No! No! But you don't understand!" Draco pleaded. But I knew too much. "No, you fucking idiot!" I shouted. "You probably have AIDs anyway!" He has a tattoo, and now he has AIDS. I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Draco ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what Dick? SAY THE WORD, BIMBO!. but I was too mad to care. And yet you mentioned it. I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire's classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Snape and some other people. "VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" I yelled.

Daniel Ratcliffe and Tom Felton are probably so happy that you made them have sex -not-. I, on the other hand… Well, Petrificus Totalus works just as well as a slap to the face.