Chapter 5: Booboos
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters. J.K. Rowling does, the lucky bugger.
Harry Potter has a booboo! Early yesterday morning Harry James Potter cut his finger! We asked him how he felt about this and he replied by kicking our reporter in the crotch. Though he won't give us details our detectives believe that the cut was caused by either bubble wrap, a hamster, or Lord Voldemort.