Chapter 8: Underwear
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry, Hermione, Ron, or any of the listed underwear types. But that would be, like, TOTALLY AWESOME!
It is a very memorable day for Mr. Harry Potter. He has switched from Fruit-Of-The-Loom to…Jockey's! Yes! The Chosen One has changed his type of underwear. We asked Ron Weasley why he thinks Harry switched underwear types. He said, "He was always complaining about how Fruit-of-the-Loom doesn't fit his figure quite right. Harry has a very complex figure, or so he says." To get more of an inside scoop we caught up with Ms. Hermione Granger to ask her a few questions. Ms. Granger rolled her eyes and said, "Oh my /censored/ God, Harry Potter changed his type of underwear, the world is coming to an end!" Then she screamed in our faces, "Who in the name of /censored/ would care he changed to Jockey's? GET A LIFE!" She is clearly suffering from some sort of anger disorder.